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Sweet Liberty Movie Quotes

Bo Hodges You realize who goes to see movies. Eighty percent of them are between the ages of 12 and 22. And you know what the kids like?

Michael Burgess What?

Bo Hodges Well, this may sound silly to you, but kids go completely ape if you do three things in a picture: defy authority, destroy property, and take people's clothes off.

Michael Burgess [bollixed] What does that have to do with American history?

Bo Hodges Oh, come on, Michael, think about it for a second. Why do kids defy authority? Because they're in rebellion. The American revolution, Michael, was the ultimate rebellion. *And* they destroyed property! So all we had to do with these lunatics' help was to get their clothes off.

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Faith Healy [on seeing Michael nearly pick a fight with her co-star Elliott out of jealousy] I think if you have a complaint, you ought to take it up with me.

Michael Burgess Exactly how far do you take being Mary Slocum?

Faith Healy How far do you take being an historian?

Michael Burgess I would stop short of sleeping with George the Third. *Why* would you have anything to do with him?

Faith Healy Because he's a witty, charming man, and because it helps our scenes.

Michael Burgess Helps your *scenes*?

Faith Healy When I look in his eyes now, there's someone there. Do you--do you know what it feels like to act with someone who has the emotional depth of an eggplant?

Michael Burgess [truly astonished] You're not at *all* like her!

Faith Healy [quietly, also astonished] Where have you been the last ten weeks?

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Michael Burgess [Meeting the director for the first time] Yeah, the script is, uh... very interesting. There are only a couple of things I have a problem with.

Bo Hodges [unconcerned] Oh, yeah? What are they?

Michael Burgess The story, and the dialogue.

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Michael Burgess [of the screenplay's historical inaccuracies] Tarleton was a vicious ruthless beast! Why would she fall in love with this guy?

Bo Hodges He's number four at the box office.

Michael Burgess What?

Bo Hodges Elliott James is an international star. He comes on the screen in Paris, they wet their pants in Manila. If she *doesn't* fall in love with him, the audience will set fire to the *ushers*.

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Gretchen [to Michael] How can you teach History and have such a short memory?

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Michael Burgess Hi Mom. I brought you your groceries

Cecelia Burgess Put them on the TV.

Michael Burgess Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV?

Cecelia Burgess I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them.

Michael Burgess Mom, there's no poison in your groceries. Why don't you put them in the kitchen?

Cecelia Burgess You know why.

[whispers]

Cecelia Burgess Because "he's" in there.

Michael Burgess Who, Mom? The Devil?

[Cecelia nods]

Michael Burgess Mom, the Devil is not in your kitchen.

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Michael Burgess [on meeting the lead actress out of period costume] I'm trying to get used to how *different* you look. You--you know, you're two different people!

Faith Healy Oh, well, if all I could be is two different people, I'd be out of business!

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Elliott James [of his philandering] You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even *look* at other women if only I could cut off my nose.

Michael Burgess What'd she say?

Elliott James She said I was aiming too high.

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Michael Burgess [Stanley calls Michael and himself "The Two Musketeers"] I'm not a musketeer, I'm a historian!

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