Water Movie Quotes
Baxter Thwaites
We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
Reverend Eric
Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
Baxter Thwaites
Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.
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Baxter Thwaites
How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?
Delores
You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?
Baxter Thwaites
Ar least you're used to it. You won't scream.
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Baxter Thwaites
From there you can return to Cuba.
Cuban 1
And face Fidel after this fiasco? No, we go to Miami. I have a cousin there.
Cuban 2
Si. We go underground and spread sedition!
Cuban 1
No, we deal coke. Like Al Pacino in Scarface.
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[Four men's feet are protruding from beneath a bed]
Baxter Thwaites
Are you two digging a hole, or committing an unnatural act?
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Miguel
Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.
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Garfield
Right now!
Baxter Thwaites
I'm not going to send you to jail for two reasons: first, I refuse to make a martyr of you, and second, it is still being redecorated.
Miguel
I can't get the paint, boss!
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Prime Minister
There was only one Gandhi. One anorexic little looney in a loin cloth and we lost an entire subcontinent.
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Prime Minister
The Special Air Service has already been dispatched, willing to demonstrate the gratuitous violence and mayhem for which they are so rightly famous
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Film Director
Ok, when the rebell comes in, I'm gonna need a lot of reactions. Get me France, get me England, get me the US, get me Russia. Who's that? Sweden? Forget Sweden! They wouldn't react if the roof fell in.
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Pamela
You once called me an undesirable alien...
Baxter Thwaites
I lied!
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Franklin Spender
On hearing he was about to blow up his daughter, Spender says: "We were never that close."
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Baxter Thwaites
It would seem that in the eyes of the British government Cascara is the dot above the I in the word shit.
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Franklin Spender
Gentlemen? We're in the water business.
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Reverend Eric
[speaking of Delgardo]
He is my son, my son.
Rob
You're his father, Father?
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Garfield
Hey, you spoke, man.
Delgardo
I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "bomb".
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Film Director
That's... uh... Ringo Whosits. And George Whatsits. It's Whosits and Whatsits together again!
Television P.A.
Isn't that Eric Clapton?
Film Director
My God it's the Concert for Cascara!
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[last lines]
Baxter Thwaites
Smile, Sir Malcolm, as the cameras catch the dying moments of a British colony.
Sir Malcolm
Dying moments of my career, you mean. Thanks to this disastrous episode the Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher is going to have my balls.
Delores
Okay honey, stop this screwing around! I want to leave now!
Baxter Thwaites
And if she doesn't, Sir Malcolm, Delores certainly will.
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Kessler
Two of us will mine the rig. The explosions will be your signal to blow the cliff face. When they listen to the Rebel's broadcast, that is the time we strike. Meantime, we eat. Pierre, break out the emergency rations.
Pierre
The emergency special is carre d'agneau with beans. French, of course. Followed by green salad, cheese and fraises des bois. To accompany this we have a robust, young sensimilla which will refresh even the most cynical palate.
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Charlesworth
Major "Mad Dog" Hollister, isn't it? Sandy "Take No Prisoners" Charlesworth, SAS.
Hollister
We'll have to move these civilians. Can't see the target for the limbo dancers.
Charlesworth
Those are innocent bystanders.
Hollister
There's no such thing. They're all hand in glove with the gooks.
Charlesworth
We are not in Vietnam now, Major. Those chaps carry British passports. If any of them have to die, it will be by a British bullet.
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Rob
This is the Governor's wife!
Deke Halliday
You mean she's not the hooker?
Baxter Thwaites
I told you not to wear those heels, darling.
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Rob
Hi, guys...
[Gets no answer]
Rob
How you doing?
[Still no answer]
Rob
Do... you... speak... English?
Garfield
I do, but my comrade will not speak until he can say Cascara is free.
Rob
Is that a political posture or a speech impediment?
Garfield
It's a promise to our people.
Garfield
The ruthless Yankee capitalists.
Rob
Of Houston, Texas.
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Baxter Thwaites
At the time, this job was a big promotion for me - youngest governor in the Caribbean. But over the years, I think my wife has resented the restraints the position imposes.
[Delores and Ben tango into the room and out again]
Baxter Thwaites
As you can see. Buenos noches, darling!
Rob
Where, uh, where did you two meet?
Baxter Thwaites
On an earlier posting of mine. I sometimes think she misses the bright lights of Guatemala City.
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Delores
Do you remember "Ernesto & Delores?" I was Delores!
Baxter Thwaites
I'm sure he didn't think you were Ernesto, darling.
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