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Will This essay, the essay that I have to write, it's called, "The Most Fascinating Person That I've Never Met."
Whip Okay.
Will So,
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Will who are you?
Whip That's a good question...
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Hugh Lang [to Whip] The FAA and the NTSB took 10 pilots, placed them in simulators, recreated the events that led to this plane falling out of the sky. Do you know how many of them were able to safely land the planes? Not one. Every pilot crashed the aircraft, killed everybody on board. You were the only one who could do it!
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Whip This is going to sound real stupid coming from a man in prison. But for the first time in my life, I'm free.
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Whip Whip : That was it. I was finished. I was done.
Whip It was as if I had reached my lifelong limit... of lies !
Whip I could not tell one more lie.
Whip And maybe I'm a sucker !
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Gaunt Young Man As soon as you realize that the random events in your life are God... you will live a much better life. You spend your life believing that you have all the control over what happens. Bullshit. The plane you're flying goes down? Out of your control. God gives you cancer. I have no control over that. Did God give me cancer? You bet your ass God gave me cancer. You think if I begged for cancer God would have given it to me? No... because I assure you I have begged for God to take it away - and guess what? I have no control over that.
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Whip Nobody could've landed that plane like I did.
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Whip [to hearing committee] I'm drunk right now, because I'm an alcoholic.
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Avington Carr Does Whitaker know he's going to jail?
Hugh Lang My clients don't go to jail, Mr. Carr.
Avington Carr Oh, he's going to jail. He belongs in jail. You bet your ass he's going to jail. The only question is, is he going to die in jail?
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Harling Mays [to a nurse] Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.
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Hugh Lang You gonna shoot me? Or can I come inside?
Whip Yeah, come on inside. I'll shoot you inside.
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Charlie Anderson Remember, if they ask you anything about your drinking, it's totally acceptable to say "I don't recall".
Whip Hey, don't tell me how to lie about my drinking, okay? I know how to lie about my drinking. I've been lying about my drinking my whole life.
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Whip There's whole lot of people out there whose mothers die and they don't fucking drink.
Nicole You are sick, Whip.
Whip Yeah, well, I embrace it, shit! I choose to drink.
Nicole You do?
Whip Yes, I do.
Nicole You choose it? Well, I don't see a whole lot of choice going on here!
Whip I choose to drink! And I blame myself! I am happy to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink! I got an ex-wife and a son I never talk to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink!
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Harling Mays Do not touch the merch mother fucker!
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Harling Mays What the hell kind of meds they giving you? Alprazolam: that's generic xanax. Hydrocodone: that's generic Vicodin. Probably Canadian. Where's the dihydromorphinone? Is this amateur hour? Get that doctor in here; you just saved a hundred people!
Whip Harling! Did you bring my smokes?
Harling Mays Yes I did. I got your medicines, and yes I got your smokes right here. Here's a fresh carton. Hell, if I was you, I'd fire up right here in the damn room.
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Whip I don't suck dick to get high!
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Harling Mays Oh! Oh, almost forgot- I got you some stroke mags. Been in the hospital, know what you need. Got Juggs, Hot Milfs and Eat Ass Masters. You just stroke it all day- you're a hero. If I was you, I'd just lay here, pulling on that thing all day long.
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Carr's Attorney Last time I checked, six counts of manslaughter is life in prison.
Avington Carr Life in prison. What we in Georgia call "all day long."
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Hugh Lang Now, an initial report shows you had alcohol in your system at a level of point-two-four. Now in the good ol' US of A, one of the most lenient drunk driving countries in the world, you go to jail for driving with anything above point oh-eight. And by driving, I mean a car.
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Harling Mays All right gentlemen, I need that table cleared and placed in front of Whip with a chair behind it. Now, please! I need a glass of water, I need a credit card, I need a hundred dollar bill.
Charlie Anderson I've, I've got a twenty.
Harling Mays She'll do.
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Harling Mays See y'all on the dark side of the Moon.
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Hugh Lang I'm trying to save your life!
Whip What life?
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Avington Carr Makes me wanna sniff some lines and go fly a jet!
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Gaunt Young Man [after receiving a pack of cigarettes from Whip] Thanks. I'll pass these out in the cancer ward.
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Atlanta ATC SouthJet 227, Atlanta Centre. Descend and maintain flight level three-zero-zero.
Ken Evans Descend and maintain flight level three-zero-zero, SouthJet 227.
Whip Whoa, wha? What is that?
Ken Evans The elevator feels really stiff, sir!
Whip Alright, hold course. Margaret, get everybody strapped in, get everybody strapped in tight!
Ken Evans Full left hard sir!
Whip Power back! Power back!
Margaret Thomason Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts now! Fasten your seatbelts securely now!
Ken Evans I have no control on my side. No control at all sir.
Whip We've lost our hydraulics. Centre, this is SouthJet 227, we've lost our hydraulics and feels like our pitch control.
Atlanta ATC Southjet 227, Atlanta Centre, understand you've lost hydraulics and pitch control?
Whip That is affirm, we are in an uncontrolled descent.
Atlanta ATC Southjet 227, Atlanta, say your intentions. Are you declaring an emergency?
Margaret Thomason Everyone's belted in, are we going down?
Whip We need everyone in brace positions. Yes, that is affirm, we are in a dive. We are in a dive. We have lost vertical control. We're gonna need drag, I want you to throw out everything you got, the speedbrakes, the gear, everything.
Ken Evans Gear, speedbrakes.
Margaret Thomason Brace positions, head down and forward, head down and forward!
Ken Evans Uh, gear is down. I don't think hydraulics is the problem sir.
Whip We need to dump the fuel, do it! Atlanta Centre, this is SouthJet 227, we are in an uncontrolled dive, descending out of 21,000 feet, we're declaring an emergency. We've dumped our fuel. We've got a jammed stabilizer or something, we need a block of altitude to work the problem and a heading to the nearest airport.
Atlanta ATC SouthJet 227, Hartsfield-Jackson Airport is twelve o clock at two-zero miles from your present position. Turn left, heading three-one-five.
Whip Dump the flaps.
Ken Evans We're still fast.
Whip Just do it. Do it, 30 degrees. Three-one-five, we'll try our best. Alright, that bought us a little time. That bought us a little time. Now we've got to revert to manual control, your side first.
Ken Evans OK, I got it. Nothing, no control. Oh no, we're diving again!
Whip Alright, Okay, okay. I can't let go of my side, see if you can reach my side.
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Harling Mays I'm on the list, baby girl. Mister Mays. Harling.
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Whip Do you think you would be alive today if I was not flying that plane?
Ken Evans No. We'd all be dead. But can you argue with me that your physical condition was tip-top?
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Trevor My name's Trevor. You saved my mom.
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Gaunt Young Man Ah, I love the smell of nicotine in the morning. Smells like - victory!
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Harling Mays You're a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for as long as you live.
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Hugh Lang Death demands responsibility.
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Whip I drank the night before the flight.
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Gaunt Young Man Do I scare you? People are either drawn to me, or they pretend like they can't see me. It's a trip. They think because I'm close to the other side, I got some sort of power or wisdom.
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Harling Mays Whip. What's the deal, buddy? You look like you're hurt for certain.
[someone tries to take his bag]
Harling Mays DO NOT TOUCH THE MERCH, MOTHERFUCKER! Take one step back, please.
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Whip This thing is so heavy it's killing me.
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Whip What kind of God would let this happen?
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Hugh Lang An initial report shows alcohol in your bloodstream at a level of .24. In the U.S. -- one of the most lenient drunk driving countries in the world -- you go to jail for driving with a number over .08. And by driving, I mean a car.
Whip What does that mean? I had a beer the night before I flew. And what... that made the tail of the plane explode?
Charlie Anderson Separate issues, Whip.
Whip I need a lawyer.
Charlie Anderson Hugh is your lawyer.
Whip I need a bigger lawyer. A lawyer who understands that I flew a broken plane and without me at that stick there'd be 102 funerals, not 6.
Hugh Lang We're talking about prison, not funerals. Somebody has...
Whip To write checks. Well, it's not me, I promise you that. And as long as they're writing checks, write me one because someone put me in a broken plane. I'd love a check.
Charlie Anderson Easy, Whip.
Hugh Lang This tox report states that you were drunk and high on cocaine, felonies punishable by 24 years in jail. And if your intoxication is proven to have caused the death of the 4 passengers you'll get 4 counts of manslaughter. That could be life in prison. Can I now do my job on your behalf and kill this tox report?
Charlie Anderson He'll get it done, Whip. It's what his entire life is about. Trust me, trust him. Don't worry, Whip. You're gonna walk away the hero you deserve to be.
Whip I'm not worried, Charlie. I promise you that. No one could have landed that plane like I did. No one.
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Whip Whoah! Nothing like a little thirty knot crosswind to exercise that ol' sphincter muscle.
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Avington Carr I never wanted that fucking airline. Neither did my brother. My father wanted it. I like baseball.
Hugh Lang Hey, I like baseball.
Charlie Anderson The whole country likes baseball.
Avington Carr Cut the crap!
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Young Will I love you mom.
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[repeated line]
Whip I'm fine.
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Charlie Anderson I the press gets this it could kill the airline.
Avington Carr Fuck the airline, I just don't want them sniffing into my other pockets.
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