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Kinoafisha Films Alpha and Omega Alpha and Omega Movie Quotes

Alpha and Omega Movie Quotes

Humphrey [to a trio of angry bears] You guys like jokes? Good. Okay, so two bears are eating a clown. And one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?"

[One of the bears knocks him into a mountain]

Humphrey A simple "boo" would have sufficed.

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Eve [to the eastern pack] I just want to say one thing, if any of you wolves have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see my claws tearing your carcass open!

[All the eastern wolves back away in fear]

Lilly Uhh... mom?

Eve Not now dear, mommy's in a rage.

Lilly Well, well since Kate 'stood up' Garth, I could show him around until she gets back.

Garth [Scoffs] I wouldn't say stood up.

Tony [Off screen] Garth!

Garth [Gulps] Sounds good to me.

Lilly Well come on Garth.

Eve [Growls at Garth] Aw, isn't that sweet? She gets it from me.

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Humphrey [as he and Kate spin wildly through the air] What are you doing up here?

Kate I'm practice-hunting for our lunch.

Humphrey Oh good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine.

[Gulps]

Kate You are? Ew.

Humphrey I'll try to swallow it.

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Lilly I told you, I don't hunt.

Garth Here, maybe this'll help.

[pushes the fur out of her eyes]

Garth Wow...

Lilly 'Wow' what?

Garth Your eyes, they're beautiful.

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[from trailer]

Paddy You were relocated to re-populate.

Kate Ah!

Humphrey Oh, sounds good to me.

[Kate puts her paw under Humphrey's chin]

Kate No.

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Eve Aww Kate, you look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking.

Kate [Looks around in shock]

Winston [Clears throat] My little girl doesn't want to do this, she's not ready.

Kate Don't worry dad, I'm ready.

Winston [laughs]

Kate Come on Lilly.

Lilly Ok, ok.

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Kate [Kate and Humphrey come across a bear] Don't move, we can handle this.

Humphrey We can?

[Suddenly, two more bears join in]

Kate Okay, *now* we're in trouble!

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Kate Ahh!

Humphrey Ahh!

Kate Ahh!

[Grunt's in disgust]

Humphrey [laughs] Where's Barf?

Kate It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break.

Humphrey A break?

Kate What, is that so strange?

Humphrey No, no, no no no, are you kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minutes into a howl.

Kate Well I do!

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Kate Ow! Where am I? Ow!

Humphrey Ughh!

Kate Humphrey?

Humphrey Kate! Where are we?

Kate I don't know.

Humphrey Oh, maybe we're dead.

[Both yell ow]

Humphrey Nope, definitely not dead.

Kate Ow!

Humphrey Well, at least they left us some water.

Kate You got water?

Humphrey Nope, definitely not water... Kate, what are you doing?

Kate Trying to get out! Aghh!

Humphrey Ah! Whoa calm down, listen maybe they are taking us to where there is more food.

Kate Or maybe we are the food.

Humphrey Oh, Kate, you're right, fight, fight fight fight!

[Both struggle in cages]

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Humphrey It's Spring! Whoa, look who's back from alpha school.

Salty Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega.

Humphrey We're friend's, ok?

Mooch Exactly, just friends, end of story.

Salty You better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians

[Reba and Janice Smile awkwardly]

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Kate There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.

Marcel Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?

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Kate [Kate and Garth are about to be married] I... can't.

Garth You can't!

[Pumps his fist and sighs in relief]

Garth I mean... you can't?

Tony What's this, Winston? Why can't she marry Garth?

Winston Quiet!

[Softly, to Kate]

Winston Kate, why can't you marry Garth?

Kate Because I, sort of, uh... fell in love with an Omega.

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Kate [Stands up a little and looks around]

Kate Is everyone starring at us?

Humphrey Uhhh... well, no not everyone... Yeah! Now they are.

Kate Oh, damn! 'Cause i wanted to tell you something.

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Garth So, why's this called "Rabbit-Poo Mountain"?

Lilly Because this is where rabbits like to poo.

Garth Ewwww! Gross!

Lilly [giggles] I was just kidding.

Garth Whoa, i get it. You're a funny omega.

Lilly Mhm.

Garth Okay. Make me laugh!

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Humphrey You know, we make a pretty good team. Kate and Humphrey, their old adventures. What do ya think?

Kate I think you're crazy.

Humphrey You think i'm... whoa! No, no i'm telling ya... We're on to something here. Hey baby, stick with me and we'll go places.

Kate [laughs a little] Well, i'll keep that in mind.

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Kate I think it's about time you should learn how to hunt.

Humphrey You know i'm not a hunter, but i got some pretty cool moves.

Kate Oh really?

Humphrey Yeah, really.

[playfully tackles her]

Humphrey Ha ha! What did i tell ya?

Kate To tell you the truth, i'm impressed.

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[after getting into a fight with another wolf]

Humphrey You mess with the girl again, and you're dead!

Kate [surprised] Humphrey!

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Kate Humphrey, i just wanted to tell you: these past couple of days, they've been... kinda... fun. You've been kinda... fun.

Humphrey [with a smile] Really?

Kate Yeah, really.

Humphrey Well, that's... that's great. I told you, baby. We make a pretty good team.

Kate We definitely do.

[she giggles]

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Garth Lilly, i just wanted to thank you. Ya know, for showing me around this place.

Lilly You mean, you liked it?

Garth Of course i liked hanging out with you. Hell, in fact, i don't remember having such a great time before. Especially with a girl.

Lilly [giggles shyly] Well, i'm glad you had fun, Garth.

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Kate [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!

Humphrey [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan

Kate I can see that

Humphrey Kate, grab my tail.

Kate Grab your what?

Humphrey Take those alpha jaws and grab...

[Kate bites Humphrey tail]

Humphrey OW! my tail, my tail

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Humphrey You wolves are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us!

[the caribou laugh and shake their rears mockingly]

Humphrey Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to!

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Winston An Alpha and an Omega. An Omega and an Alpha. Eve, help me out!

Eve Oh!

[Faints]

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Paddy [Kate is about to marry Garth even though the two birds know she and Humphrey are in love] Now, I'm a stickler for tradition, but this one I just don't understand.

Marcel These wolves are mysterious creatures.

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[from trailer]

Kate What's wrong with you?

[Humphrey has his paws between his legs]

Humphrey I have to go.

Kate Can't you hold it?

Humphrey No! I can't.