Elin
You know what my nightmare is? That I'll stay in Åmål. That I'll never move from here. I'll get kids, a car, a house... all of that. Then my husband will leave for someone younger and I'll be stuck with kids that just scream and nag. It's so fucking meaningless.
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Elin
Is it true you're a lesbian? If you are I understand, 'cause guys are so gross. I'm also going to be one, I think.
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Jessica
If she's so nice go and make out with her.
Elin
Okay, what do I get if I do?
Jessica
If you do what?
Elin
If I make out with her.
Jessica
You'll get AIDS, probably.
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[Agnes and Elin are trying to hitch to Stockholm]
Elin
What the hell are we doing? We must be out of our damned minds!
Agnes
Yes, I know.
Elin
But we are so fucking cool.
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Elin
I wanna do drugs!
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Agnes
If this is the best you can do, don't bother. Go home, and keep your perfume. We just pretend to be friends because there's no one else to be with. You know what the most boring thing I've ever done is? When you took me to that wheelchair basketball game in Karlstad. I don't want to be friends with a palsied cripple who listens to Backstreet Boys or whatever shit you listen to.
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Agnes' Father Olof
When our class met, I think it was our 25-year reunion, when they found out that I'd done well for myself. Bengt, who was then the class king, he didn't become anything. And the girls who were considered the prettiest, they weren't special any longer. So I think you'll be glad that you don't have it so easily. Because those who have it easy often become quite uninteresting.
Agnes
But you're speaking in about 25 years. I'm sorry, but I'd rather be happy now than in 25 years.
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Elin
Nobody's putting anything in me. Fingers maybe...
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Elin
Okay, we'll test it. Abortion... acne... anal sex? No, I don't feel anything, no anal sex.
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Elin
Ta-da! Here I am. This is my new girlfriend. Could you please move? We're gonna go fuck.
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Elin
I use two grams of milk and five thousand kilograms of chocolate and it's always nearly black and then... then I usually pour in more milk but then the glass isn't big enough. Then I have to pour it into a bigger glass, or another glass, if there isn't a big one. It makes a lot of chocolate milk... but that doesn't matter.
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Elin
Shit, let's go to the party. I have to anyway, cause my jacket's there. We'll go and hit someone.
Agnes
No, I'm not invited.
Elin
So? We'll burn the house down.
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Elin
Mom... I'm a lesbian.
Elin's Mother Birgitta
What?
Elin
Homosexual.
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Elin
I'm just kidding...
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Elin
We're, like, grounded just because I happened to wear no pants!
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Jessica
It's the same with Markus. Although he's getting better now, in the beginning it was just... prrffft.
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