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The Last Stand Movie Quotes

Diner Regular You're talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I'm afraid of death?
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[after his Corvette ZR1 is wrecked]
Gabriel Cortez You fucked up my car.
Sheriff Ray Owens You fucked up my day off.
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[Sheriff Owens jumps into the diner for cover]
Irv How are you sheriff?
Irv Nah, you got a ways to go yet.
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[Mrs. Salazar shoots unsuspecting bad guy, saving Ray's life]
Sheriff Ray Owens Mrs. Salazar!
Mrs. Salazar Sheriff!
Mrs. Salazar Put the hurt on 'em, Ray!
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Sheriff Ray Owens You make us immigrants look bad.
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[last lines]
Mayor Ray? Ray! What in God's name happened to my car?
Sheriff Ray Owens Well, next time don't park it in the fire zone.
[Owens and his deputies turn around and walk into the diner]
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Gabriel Cortez Don't try to see death coming. You won't.
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Sheriff Ray Owens Welcome to Sommerton!
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Burrell Who the hell are you?
[Burrell pulls out his gun, but Owens shoots him in the forehead]
Sheriff Ray Owens I am the Sheriff.
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Sarah Torrance I was scared shitless. I mean, I could barely keep my hands from shaking.
Sheriff Ray Owens That's quite normal. I mean, everyone feels like that during a firefight. I'll tell you a secret. I'm probably more afraid then you are right now.
Sarah Torrance Whoa... What? How can that be?
Sheriff Ray Owens Because I've seen enough blood and death. I know what's coming.
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The Lawyer He says his arms hurts from where you grabbed him.
Agent John Bannister He was reaching for something. I was worried for my life. So I tried to hit you. I should have hit you the fuck harder.
Man in Orange Suit That's such bullshit.
Agent John Bannister Oh, so now you speak English?
Man in Orange Suit If you knew any Spanish, you'd know I was barely speaking it a minute ago.
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Lewis Dinkum Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch.
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Burrell If you don't want the silver you gotta take the lead.
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Gabriel Cortez Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk. My niece. My sister's oldest. She was a good girl. I practically raised her. Then one night I find her pointing a Glock at me in the kitchen. If she hadn't hesitated, it would have been my brains splattered all over the marble floor instead of hers.
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Lewis Dinkum [to Sheriff Owens] Wow, you lookin' jacked, you've been working out?
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Burrell Shoot anything that moves! If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway!
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Sheriff Ray Owens Do you have stupid names for all your shit?
Lewis Dinkum Only the shit I love!
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Gabriel Cortez [having been stabbed in the leg with his own knife following a lengthy struggle] Okay... OKAY... 10... 20 million... 20 million dollars Just To Look The Other Way!
Sheriff Ray Owens [bluntly] My Honor Is Not For Sale!
Gabriel Cortez [screeching in frustration] FUCK YOUR HONOR!
[futilely starts dragging himself along the bridge towards Mexico]
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[first lines]
State Trooper [getting on the radio after being passed] Dispatch...
Dispatcher Go ahead...
State Trooper Contact the FAA and tell them some smart ass is flying a jet plane around out here without any lights.
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Agent John Bannister Good for him. Good for him.
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Sheriff Ray Owens We are not going to let that guy come through our town without a fight.
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Burrell Look at that ass. I could kill for that ass.
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[FBI finally arrives after the battle]
Frank Martinez Here comes the cavalry.
Agent John Bannister John Bannister FBI.
Sarah Torrance Glad you could make it.
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Agent John Bannister I got a psychopath in the Batmobile.
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Gabriel Cortez [justifying] 3000 Mexicans come across the border, every day! You shouldn't mind, if one goes back?
Sheriff Ray Owens [annoyed] You Give Immigrants... A Bad Name/Don't make us immigrants, look bad!
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Sheriff Ray Owens [drops handcuffs at Cortez's feet] Put Them On
[glowers]
Sheriff Ray Owens OR I WILL
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Sheriff Ray Owens [about to fight Cortez] Game on.
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