Meteor Movie Quotes
Paul Bradley
Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.
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Tatiana Donskaya
One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway.
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[Dr. Dubov gives a toast he learned from a cab driver]
Dr. Dubov
Fuck the Dodgers!
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Paul Bradley
You'd like it here, you know. We've got everything. Power cuts, strikes, unemployment, race riots, and a terrific crime rate.
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Paul Bradley
[attempting to reduce the number of interpreters who continue to speak over each other]
If it's a matter of choosing, I'll take the pretty one.
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Paul Bradley
Would you really have gone across my bows?
Coast Guard Officer
Yes, sir!
Paul Bradley
Well then I would have rammed you.
Coast Guard Officer
All the way to the bottom, sir!
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Dr. Dubov
You will not find it easy to hit a meteor with your warheads pointing toward the USSR.
Paul Bradley
We call ours Hercules. What do you call yours?
Dr. Dubov
How can one give a name to that which does not exist.
Paul Bradley
Then who put up this thing called Peter the Great, its warheads pointing at the United States?
Dr. Dubov
Chinese, perhaps.
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Paul Bradley
Will you tell this asshole that Orpheus will not burn up, it is too damn big!
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Harry Sherwood
Why don't you xerox 100 copies of that report, pass them out among 100 guys in Washington and then organize 100 meetings to discuss it, and by that time the meteor will have hit and we won't have any more problems!
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Russian Premier
The Americans have elected an alchemist for President. He can turn hypocrisy into diplomacy. Any minute now the Alchemist will be calling us. My suggestion is, we permit him to initiate discussions. But be quite clear, they are only discussions.
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Russian Premier
[having watched the American President publicly admit the Americans' placing a nuclear-armed satellite in orbit, under the pretext of defending the Earth]
The Americans have elected an alchemist for a president. He can turn hypocrisy into diplomacy.
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Harry Sherwood
Those rockets have got to be realigned and we've got exactly five days!
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Harry Sherwood
That meteor is five miles wide, and it's definitely gonna hit us!
Paul Bradley
Shit!
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