A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Movie Quotes
Vic George
Now if you'll excuse me, I can feel the blood rushing back into my sword.
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Adam
This is the worst orgy ever.
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Marcus
What have you done to your vagina?
Alison
I shaved it.
[Marcus has a confused look on his face]
Marcus
Why?
Alison
I don't know. Because I thought it would be something different. Sexy.
Marcus
Women are supposed to have pubic hair, why would I find it sexy? You look like a little girl. I'm not a child molester.
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Eric
Dad, c'mon. I don't ask you for anything. How about this: how about we go get breakfast, we talk over the house situation, maybe we all can chip in for utilities. Huh?
Jerry Keppler
I'm a little pressed for time, kiddo. We are going to play a quick nine, and then we gotta get back. Cherie has never played before.
Cherie
I'm so excited!
Eric
Dad, this is fucking bullshit!
Jerry Keppler
I'll call you next week. We will do yoga.
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Jerry Keppler
Hmmm... Must have been quite a fiesta.
Eric
Yeah, I guess so.
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Eric
Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?
Jerry Keppler
Uh... Hmm... Oh yeah, I own the place.
Jerry Keppler
Cherie, this is my son, Eric.
Eric
Hi.
Cherie
He told me all about you.
Eric
Yeah.
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Eric
You know, I wish you would have let me know that you were coming out. Maybe we can throw someone down on a couch or something like that.
Jerry Keppler
Uh, we're not staying. I just came out for the day to do a meet and greet with the brokers.
Eric
Brokers?
Jerry Keppler
You got the message, right?
Eric
I saw that you called.
Jerry Keppler
I'm putting the house on the market.
Eric
What? Wait, you're selling our house?
Jerry Keppler
Yeah, I'm hardly ever out here anymore. It's time to unload.
Eric
Hey, what about me? I'm always out here. My friends are always out here.
Jerry Keppler
[Eric's Dad looks at McCrudden, who is passed out on a lawn chair]
So make me an offer.
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Eric
Hey guys, quick announcement: I have a real shitty realtor.
McCrudden
Fire her!
Eric
And she blew the deal. And the house still hasn't sold.
[All of Eric's friends cheer in excitement]
Eric
They're pissed.
Kelly
They're really mad.
Eric
Great. Now they're pissed.
Kelly
They're mad.
Eric
Wonderful.
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Glenn
Jesus H. Fucking Christ! How come you cock suckers didn't think of this fucking orgy idea 5 fucking years ago? God damn it!
Father Jake
Uh Glenn, I'm afraid we are going to have to start without your friend.
Glenn
Oh, he's here.
Adam
Hi, Rabbi.
Glenn
Pardon my French.
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Eric
Do you wanna fuck?
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