Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Movie Quotes
Hank
[singing]
I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...
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Sean
No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.
[the lizard bites the flare]
Hank
That's emasculating.
Sean
Now what?
Hank
Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.
[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it]
Hank
I think I just made it worse.
[the lizard growls at them]
Kailani
Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.
Gabato
I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!
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Sean
You know, if we die down there, mom is gonna kill us.
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Kailani
Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!
Sean
Yeah...
[they look at each other]
Hank
Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...
Sean
I'm not gonna pop my pecs!
Hank
Do it, do it...
Sean
No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!
Hank
She would love it, believe me!
Sean
No...
Kailani
Ahem!
[Sean turns back to her]
Kailani
You two done yet?
[she kisses him]
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[Pops ankle back]
Hank
What happened to two and three?
Sean
Yes, what happened to two and three?
Alexander
Two. Three.
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Hank
What in the blue heck is that?
Gabato
That is the finest helicopter in Palau!
Sean
I'd hate to see the worst.
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[the lizard heads his way]
Sean
Oh, crap...
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Sean
Told you it'd work.
Hank
You were right. I can't believe we made it.
Sean
It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.
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Hank
It looks like the liquefation has tripled overnight.
Kailani
What does that mean?
Hank
It means this island is sinking a lot faster than we thought.
Alexander
I thought you said a couple of days.
Hank
Now it looks more like a couple of hours.
Sean
A couple of hours?
Hank
We need to get to that sub now or we're all gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea.
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Sean
[looking at Kailani]
Actually, Hank... Now that I look at it, this chopper's pretty freakin' gorgeous.
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Hank
You know, I think it's best we get out of here. Besides, after that mating call of yours, she may have ideas about making you her husband.
Alexander
Oh, witty. Good for you, Henry.
Alexander
Ah. I see you're a man of incisive decision. Why don't you lead the way? Oh, actually, we want to live through the night. Yes. So maybe you should all follow me.
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[the monstrous bird comes back]
Sean
Or maybe not!
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Kailani
[about her father]
Last summer I was trying to get a job, so he flew all over Palau dropping thousands of copies of my résumé from his helicopter.
Sean
That's embarrassing. Isn't that the worst when they try so hard?
Kailani
No... I mean, the worst would be if they didn't try at all.
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Alexander
Who's up for an adventure?
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Hank
I was looking to talk to you. You know, very concerned adult to somewhat troubled youth.
Sean
Which one am I in that equation?
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[first lines]
Alexander
[voiceover]
In the 19th century Jules Verne wrote some of the greatest adventure stories ever told. Novels such as "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea", "Journey to the Center of the Earth" and "The Mysterious Island." Most consider these works of science fiction. Vernians know otherwise.
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Gabato
I've taken hundreds of people out to sea. I come back with them almost every single time.
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Gabato
[the group has stumbled upon a batch of gigantic lizard eggs and are force to tread softly in order to avoid detection]
Oh, we are literally walking on eggshells!
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[last lines]
Alexander
Oh, it's not just a book: it's a trip I want us to go on... All of us, as a family.
[Sean unwraps his gift and gives a knowing look to Hank]
Alexander
What do you say?
Kailani
Well, I think there's only one thing to say.
Sean
So who's up for an adventure?
[Alexander giggles]
Liz
No, no, no!
Hank
Oh, honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.
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