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Afterschool Movie Quotes

Mr. Burke [after seeing the memorial video Robert made] Is that serious, Robert?
Robert What do you mean?
Mr. Burke Is there something wrong with you, Robert? I'm no editor but I can safely say that's probably the worst thing I've ever seen. You didn't even have music! I'm gonna tell Mr. Wiseman to have someone else reediting everything. You... I'm very disappointed.
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Mr. Burke [chuckling] Let's, uh, quiet down because there's a lot of announcements to make this morning. And pay attention. There might be a little note in here that could change your lives, maybe an activity you never knew of that'll turn out to be your calling later in life, your career, and from one little announcement you heard in morning meeting.
[a late student arrives]
Mr. Burke Good morning. Jameson, did you sleep all right? You just missed a little inspiring speech on announcements about you POSSIBLY being inspired to try something that will ultimately be your future, but I wouldn't worry - McDonald's will most likely still be hiring after you graduate.
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Mr. Wiseman Rob, what's going on back there? Come on, Rob, what's going on?
Amy Um... Rob wants to use the video to make a porn.
[Students snicker]
Mr. Wiseman Well, that's a... that's a very nice idea, but there will be no fluids permitted around the camera, bodily or any other sort.
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Mr. Virgil What do you think about your mom? Do you know that she's got crabs so big I ride them to work?
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Robert Uh... your mom gets fucked for cash.
Mr. Virgil Okay. Okay, fair enough. Right. See, that was easy. You just said what's on your mind.
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Trevor Isn't your sister Maria, the senior?
Peter I don't know.
Trevor You know I fucked your sister.
Peter Does she know that?
Trevor Her pussy's so wet. You know your sister's pussy gets so wet? All you gotta do is brush up against it. You know, your sister gives mad good head, right? Gets the whole thing down her throat. Last time, when she was suckin' on my dick, it only took me a minute before I came all over her face. I bet you jerked off to pictures of your sister, huh? Next time we do it, I'll find you; I'll let you smell my fingers, hm?
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