The Back-up Plan Movie Quotes
Baby Store Sales Clerk
[Looking at baby strollers]
It's a bit overwhelming huh?
Stan
There are so many and they are so... big!
Stan
There are so many and they are so... big!
Stan
There are so many and they are so... big!
Baby Store Sales Clerk
Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?
Baby Store Sales Clerk
Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?
Stan
Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Stan
Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Stan
Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Baby Store Sales Clerk
Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses
Baby Store Sales Clerk
Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses
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Playground Dad
It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.
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Stan
I love you.
Stan
I love you.
Stan
I love you.
Zoe
[throws up into sink]
Stan
Not the answer I was looking for.
Stan
Not the answer I was looking for.
Stan
Not the answer I was looking for.
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Stan
it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!
Stan
it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!
Stan
it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!
Playground Dad
The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?
Stan
Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.
Stan
Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.
Stan
Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.
Playground Dad
My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.
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Zoe
Sorry I didn't get a pedicure
Dr. Scott Harris
What?
Zoe
Er, my toes I'm sorry
Dr. Scott Harris
I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix
Zoe
Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes
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Carol
Okay, alright,
[claps]
Carol
. Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.
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Dr. Scott Harris
I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.
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