Russell
[Carl and Russell find Dug in a South American desert; Russel pets him]
Hey, I like dogs!
Russell
[Dug walks around Russell]
Whoa.
Russell
Sit, boy.
[Dug sits]
Russell
Hey look, he's trained! Shake.
[Dug shakes his paw]
Russell
Uh-huh. Speak.
Carl Fredricksen
[He and Russell make surprised exclamations]
Did that dog just say "Hi there"?
Dug
My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
[he jumps up on Carl]
Dug
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!
[looks to distance for a few seconds]
Dug
My master is good and smart.
Dug
Oh, it is because my master is smart!
Russell
Cool! What do these do, boy?
Russell
[Russell starts to fiddle with a dial on Dug's collar, causing him to cycle through languages and different voices]
Hey would you - cuerdo con tigo - I use that collar - watashi wa hanashi ma - to talk with. I would be happy if you stop.
Carl Fredricksen
Russell, don't touch that. It could be... radioactive or something.
Dug
I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?
[Dug is suddenly attacked by Kevin, who shrieks in Dug's face after pinning him to the ground]
Dug
Hey, that is the bird! I have never seen one up close, but this is the bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?
Carl Fredricksen
Yes, yes, take it! And on the way, learn how to bark like a real dog!
[barks]
[howls]
Russell
[Kevin screeches]
Can we keep him? Please, please, please?
Russell
But it's a TALKING DOG!