Millions Movie Quotes
Anthony
What did you bring a thousand pounds to school for? Can't you see that's suspicious?
Damian Cunningham
It's not suspicious, it's unusual.
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Damian Cunningham
[voiceover]
The French have said au revoir to the franc, the Germans have said auf wiedersehen to the mark, and the Portuguese have said... whatever to their thing.
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Damian Cunningham
I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?
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Anthony
[to Damian]
If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. FORTY PERCENT! Do you know how much that is?
[Damian shakes his head]
Anthony
That's nearly ALL of it.
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Damian Cunningham
That's how Anthony would want this story to end. With big piles of stuff. But it's not his story. It's mine.
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Anthony
[to Damian]
You should be careful what you talk about. Try talking about football or something. Keep off the weird stuff. Just don't be conspicuous or you won't fit in.
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[the Ugandan martyr motions to a red line across his neck]
Gonzaga
I was beheaded.
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Dorothy
What?
Damian Cunningham
I need a wee.
Dorothy
Tell her that. Can he use your loo?
Cashier 2
I'm not sure.
Dorothy
The poor kid's been in here half an hour. You must have a loo. What do you do when you need to go?
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Damian Cunningham
God doesn't rob banks, all right? God does not rob banks.
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Headteacher
Would you like to tell us why you did it Anthony?
[crying]
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Anthony
You do realise, you just kissed goodbye to the money.
Ronnie
Come on, let's get cracking.
Anthony
She's going to run off with it, you must know that?
Ronnie
Come on! How can she, she's got Damian?
Anthony
She'll kidnap him, hold him to ransom for the rest of the money.
Ronnie
No, Anthony, that's what *you'd* do.
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Damian Cunningham
The money just makes everything worse.
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Damian Cunningham
God doesn't rob banks!
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[after realizing the trouble that Damian's "gift" has caused]
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Damian Cunningham
Is it still all right, if it's robbed? Can you still do good with it or should you give it back? I thought it was a miracle, but it is just robbed.
St Peter
Damian. Listen. One day I was with you know who, Jesus. And he went up into the mountains, and thousands of people followed him. The police said five thousand, five thousand.
Damian Cunningham
Everybody knows this story. Loaves and fishes.
St Peter
See, I knew you'd say that. That's what everybody says.
[Sees Damian's key]
St Peter
This yours?
Damian Cunningham
It's the key to the old house.
St Peter
Jointed pin tumbler. Engineering perfection. Anyway, this kid comes up to us, about your size, His name was... no, I have forgotten. I still see him sometimes. Anyway, he comes up with these loaves and fishes. Sardines. And Jesus blesses them and passes the plate round. Now the first person he passes it to, passes it on. He doesn't take anything. He just passes it on. Do you know why? Because he had a piece of lamb hidden in his pocket. And as he's passing the fish, he sneaks a bit of meat out and pretends he's taken it off the plate. Do you see what I'm saying? And the next person, exactly the same story. Every single bastard one of them has their own food! And every one of them is keeping it quiet. Looking after number one. But as that plate went round with the sardines on, they all got their own food out and started to share. And then, that plate went all the way round and back to Jesus, and it'd still got the fish and the loaves on it. I think Jesus was a bit taken aback. He says, "What happened?" And I just said, "Miracle". And at first I thought I fooled him. But now I see it was a miracle, one of his best. But this little kid had stood up and... Everybody there just got bigger. Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Damian Cunningham
Not really.
St Peter
I'm talking about you.
Damian Cunningham
Now I'm really lost.
St Peter
You're trying too hard. That kid, he wasn't planning on doing a miracle. He wasn't planning anything, except lunch. Something that looks like a miracle turns out to be dead simple.
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