Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Movie Quotes
Earl Devereaux
You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood
Yeah?
Earl Devereaux
This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
[Puts on contact lens]
Earl Devereaux
I've got my *eye* on you!
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Flint Lockwood
[narrating]
I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
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Manny
You are going to need a co-pilot.
Sam Sparks
You are a pilot, too?
Manny
Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
Sam Sparks
Really?
Manny
No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.
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Flint Lockwood
Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!
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Sam Sparks
Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood
No.
[awkward pause]
Flint Lockwood
But this time, sure. Yeah.
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Tim Lockwood
Not every sardine was meant to swim, son.
Young Flint
I don't understand fishing metaphors!
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Flint Lockwood
Do you like Jello?
Sam Sparks
I love Jello!
Flint Lockwood
I love Jello too! Oh, and peanut butter, right?
Sam Sparks
Oh, no no no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.
Flint Lockwood
Hey, me too.
Sam Sparks
So what's it called?
Flint Lockwood
Peanut allergy.
Sam Sparks
No, the machine.
Flint Lockwood
Of course.
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Flint Lockwood
Steve, my best friend and trusted colleague!
Steve
Steve!
Flint Lockwood
Can I count on your help?
Flint Lockwood
I knew I could.
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Earl Devereaux
You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!
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Sam Sparks
Hello Sam Sparks, I'm America!
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Sam Sparks
What?
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Flint Lockwood
It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator! Or for short:
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Flint Lockwood
The FLDSMDFR!
Flint Lockwood
FLDSMDFR!
[Moves down to the next letters]
Flint Lockwood
Suh.
[Moves to final letters]
Flint Lockwood
De-furf.
Sam Sparks
Oh.
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'Baby' Brent
I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!
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Sam Sparks
We need a doctor! Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?
Manny
I am a doctor.
Sam Sparks
You are?
Manny
I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?
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[first lines]
Flint Lockwood
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.
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Flint Lockwood
My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines, until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross. So everyone was stuck eating all the sardines that nobody wanted. Frozen, boiled, dried, fried, candied and juiced. Life was gray and flavorless, but when things seem hopeless, I stared down at defeat, and found hope.
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Sam Sparks
That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
Flint Lockwood
Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me.
Sam Sparks
And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?
Flint Lockwood
Eh...
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Sam Sparks
A town that is truly a la mode
French Weather Reporter
...a la mode.
Arabic Weather Reporter
...a la mode.
English Weather Reporter
A town that is truly topped with ice cream.
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Sam Sparks
You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.
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'Baby' Brent
[running while carrying a pair of giant scissors]
I really shouldn't be running with these!
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Earl Devereaux
I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
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Sam Sparks
When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever.
Kids
Four Eyes! Four Eyes! You need glasses to see!
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Mayor Shelbourne
Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you!
Flint Lockwood
That's a radish!
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Sam Sparks
[Holding spoonful of jello]
It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a viscoelastic polymer made out of polypeptide chains but you eat it! I mean, it tastes good!
Flint Lockwood
Why do you always do that?
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Flint Lockwood
[Hanging from a licorice rope held by Sam, who is swelling up from her peanut allergy]
Let go, Sam.
Sam Sparks
But you'll be stuck down there forever.
Flint Lockwood
It's not ideal, no.
Sam Sparks
Come with us, Flint. We'll live underground, and use bacon for clothes.
Flint Lockwood
That's not a very good plan, Sam.
Sam Sparks
It is if I don't have to lose you. Look, I like you, okay?
Flint Lockwood
Like... as a friend?
Sam Sparks
No, I mean "like you" like you.
Flint Lockwood
Me too. I mean, about you.
[bites through rope and drops]
Flint Lockwood
Goodbye, Sam.
Sam Sparks
Flint! No!
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Flint Lockwood
So, where were we?
Sam Sparks
You were about to kiss me.
Flint Lockwood
Were you going to kiss me back?
Sam Sparks
Why don't you find out?
Flint Lockwood
I don't know, because I don't want to get shot down again, you know...
Sam Sparks
Just kiss me!
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Joe Towne
This tastes significantly better than sardines.
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Mayor Shelbourne
A pizza stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.
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Earl Devereaux
My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.
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Flint Lockwood
I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
Sam Sparks
Really?
Flint Lockwood
I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?
Sam Sparks
No. You never? I mean, look, even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs. Ew.
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Flint Lockwood
The machine emits microwave radiation to mutate the water molecules. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in, the more radiation it emits, the more the food molecules could overmutate. I think that's what's making the food bigger.
Mayor Shelbourne
Here's what I heard: Blah, blah, blah, science, science, science... Bigger! And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.
[Stuffs whole giant hot dog in his mouth]
Mayor Shelbourne
I know I do.
[Flint looks over to the button, unsure]
Flint Lockwood
My dad thinks I should turn it off...
Mayor Shelbourne
Geniuses like us are never understood by their fathers, Flint.
Flint Lockwood
But what if things go...
Mayor Shelbourne
Who needs the approval of one family member when you can have it from millions of acquaintances? Not to mention that little cutlet Sam Sparks... and me? I've always felt you were like a son to me, Flint. And I'm going to be so proud of you tomorrow when you cut that ribbon, save the town, and prove to everybody what a great inventor you are. So here's the cheese: You can keep it going, get everything you've ever wanted, and be the great man I know you can be. Or, you can turn it off, ruin everything, and no one will ever like you. It's your choice... choice... choice...
[the word "choice" continues to echo, until it's revealed that the Mayor is whispering it repeatedly to Flint]
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Flint Lockwood
Flying Car 2... now with wings!
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Flint Lockwood
Sam.
Sam Sparks
Flint.
Flint Lockwood
Sam.
Sam Sparks
Flint.
Tim Lockwood
Flint.
Flint Lockwood
Dad.
Steve
Steve!
Sam Sparks
Oh, for crying out loud.
[Sam puts Flint's Monkey Thought Translator on Tim's head]
Tim Lockwood
[in a robotic voice]
I'm proud of you, Flint. I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as me could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you. You're talented, you're a total original, and your lab is breathtaking. Your mom, she, uh, always knew you were going to be special. And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both: I told you so. Now, uh, look, when I take this thing off, and... you hear me make a fishing metaphor, just know that fishing metaphor means...
Flint Lockwood
I love you too, Dad.
[the crowd applauds]
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'Baby' Brent
What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!
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Patrick Patrickson
Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.
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'Baby' Brent
Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
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Flint Lockwood
What do you guys want for breakfast?
Steve
Gummi Bears!
Flint Lockwood
Whoa, Steve, no. We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.
Sam Sparks
How about, eggs?
Flint Lockwood
And toast?
Sam Sparks
Orange juice?
Flint Lockwood
Flint Lockwood, Sam Sparks: And bacon!
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Earl Devereaux
[addressing Flint]
You see my beautiful son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux
'Sup.
Earl Devereaux
I love him so much, he's my only son. I wanna provide a bright future for him, one where you don't ruin the day with one of your science deely-bopper thingies!
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Earl Devereaux
I love you, son.
Cal Deveraux
I know, dad. You tell me every day.
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'Baby' Brent
Yeah! I'm a chicken!
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Tim Lockwood
Can you look me in the eye and tell me you've got this under control and it's not gonna end up in a disaster?
Flint Lockwood
Yes.
[hurriedly, looks in his father's eyes]
Flint Lockwood
I've got this under control, and it's not gonna end up in a disaster!
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Flint Lockwood
When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!
[Plugs the FLDSMDFR with Spray-On Shoes]
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Steve
Gummi bears!
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Flint Lockwood
It's okay, it's just pain.
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Sam Sparks
Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginning because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast? Sunny... side up!
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Cal Deveraux
I've got jelly beans for teeth!
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'Baby' Brent
Come on, Sam. Doctor Manny's got the medicine for your face.
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Sam Sparks
You get one chance at the show, and if you don't make it, it's back to cleaning the barometers.
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Tim Lockwood
When it rains... you put on a coat.
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Flint Lockwood
Holy crap balls.
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Sam Sparks
You hit me with a rocket!
Flint Lockwood
You kicked me in the face!
Sam Sparks
I said I was sorry!
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Flint Lockwood
[Holding spoonful of jello]
It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a viscoelastic polymer made out of polypeptide chains but you eat it! I mean... it tastes good!
Sam Sparks
Why do you always do that?
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'Baby' Brent
I'm the best person in the whole town!
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FLDSMDFR
Cheeseburger
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Flint Lockwood
Food synthesis, go.
[Flint hooks the jumper cables up to the FLDSMDFR]
Earl Devereaux
My chest hairs are tingling, something's wrong!
[Earl leaps into action]
Mayor Shelbourne
Well, here it is, the attraction the whole world has been waiting for: Sardine Land!
[Brent cuts the ribbon with the ceremonial pair of golden scissors]
Mayor Shelbourne
With rides and exhibits, and featuring Shamo, the world's largest sardine... and his flaming hoop of glory! Those of you in the splash zone, look out.
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Fran Lockwood
Honey, I think your shoes are wonderful.
Young Flint
Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo.
Fran Lockwood
So? People probably thought that these guys were weirdoes too. But that never stopped them.
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Fran Lockwood
The world needs your originality, Flint. You just have to grow into it. And i know that you're gonna do big things someday.
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2011, USA / Great Britain, Family, Fantasy, Drama, Mystery, Adventure
