Remy
At the end, a job is not just a job, is who you are, and if wanna change who you are, you have to change what you do...
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Remy
I saw an interview with a serial killer once. Said it took him six years to work up to his first kill. The second, a year. The third, just a week. Once that dam broke, it was a flood. Making people die, it had become second nature. Apparently, it also works the other way round.
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Remy
My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.
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Remy
Mr. Smythe? I am from The Union.
Mr. Smythe
Holy fuck! Wait! Okay? Just wait. No worries. Keep it holstered. Everything's okay. I can pay.
Remy
Sorry, that's not my department.
[shoots him]
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Remy
Jake Freivald kicked my ass in the fourth grade. It wasn't exactly fair, since he was in the fourth grade for the third time.
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Jake
The Repossession Mambo? Sounds kinda fruity!
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Hot Girlfriend
[From the deleted scenes section]
Hey repo man!
[flashing her breasts]
Hot Girlfriend
Paid in full baby!
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Mr. Smythe's Date
[Remy is about to reclaim Mr. Smythe's liver] Hey. Hey!
[hits hard Remy]
Remy
Ouch!
Mr. Smythe's Date
Don't you fucking touch me!
Remy
No need for violence, Miss!
[she tries to hit him again, but Remy shoots her]
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Remy
Part of me, most of me, doesn't mind too much if this is how it ends. Because it's over anyway.
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Rhodesia
Welcome to your world Repo Man.
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[repeated line]
Frank
You owe it to your family. You owe it to yourself.
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Remy
He'll sign it. Everybody signs it.
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[looks right past Remy]
Jake
Damn kids!
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Remy
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
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Remy
I guarantee, you'll run out of Repo Men before I run out of ways of killing them.
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Remy
I remember reading about a scientist. He had a thing for cats and boxes. What he'd do is take a cat and lock it in a box. And then, just to make things interesting, he'd also put this machine in there that released poison gas. Now, the scientist didn't actually know when the machine would release the poison and when it wouldn't. The only way he could tell for sure was to look inside the box. Here's the science bit. Until he opened it up, he figured the cat had to be alive and dead. See, if either one was possible, then both had to be possible, too. Ever since I read about that cat, I can't get the story out of my head. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a fuck about the plight of small, furry animals. I just don't understand. How can anything be alive and dead at the same time?
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[speaking to a family of prospective clients]
Frank
Frank Mercer, Union Manager. I understand you have concerns. Affordability. It's only natural. First of all, let me just reassure you that our credit department will find a plan that fits your lifestyle. And should you fall behind, there is a three-month grace period. Not until after the sixth day of the fourth month of nonpayment will we retrieve the property, at our own expense, of course, utilizing our skilled and licensed technicians. Now, I'm not sure what you've heard on the 6:00 news, but this almost never happens.
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2010, USA / Great Britain, Family, Fantasy, Drama, Mystery, Adventure
