Casper Movie Quotes
Casper on Screen
I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?
Kat
Casper?
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Casper
There's a girl... on my bed. YES!
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[Casper sitting on his old sled, takes his baseball cap off]
Casper
I begged and begged my dad to give me this sled, but he acted like I couldn't even have it, because I didn't know how to ride it. But then one morning, I came down for breakfast and there it was, just for me, for no reason at all. I took it out, went sledding all day. And my dad said "That's enough." But I couldn't stop, I was having so much fun. It got late, got dark, got cold... and I got sick, and my dad got sad.
Kat
What's it like to die?
Casper
Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.
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Kat
Drop dead.
Stretch
Too late.
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Amelia Harvey
That was a very noble thing you did tonight, Casper. I know Kat will never forget it. She needs her father. And I know yours won't forget it either. You fulfilled his greatest dream, Casper, and I know he is very, very proud of you. And for what you've done, I'm giving you your dream in return. But it's just for tonight. Sort of a Cinderella deal.
Casper
So I have until midnight?
Amelia Harvey
Ten.
Casper
Hey, Cinderella got until midnight.
Amelia Harvey
Cinderella wasn't twelve years old.
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Kat
You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps!
Stretch
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [in unison] Thank you!
Kat
I mean, what's your problem? He's just cleaning the floor!
Stretch
Hey, shut up, skinbag!
Kat
Piss off!
Stretch
Take a hike!
Kat
Get a grave!
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Amelia Harvey
James, I know you have been searching for me, but there's something you must understand. You and Kat loved me so well when I was alive that I have no unfinished business, please don't let me be yours.
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Kat
Sometimes I worry that I'm starting to forget.
Casper
Forget what?
Kat
My mom. Just certain things. The sound of her making breakfast downstairs. The way she'd put on her lipstick, so carefully. I do remember, she always used Ivory soap, and when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in, so deep. And I remember before I'd go to sleep she'd whisper in my ear, "stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks, and a happy girl in the morning." Casper?
Casper
Hmm?
Kat
If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?
Casper
No. She'd never forget you. Kat?
Casper
If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?
Kat
Mm-hmm.
Casper
Kat?
Kat
Mm-hmm.
Casper
[whispers]
Can I keep you?
Kat
Mm-hmm.
[Casper kisses Kat on the cheek]
Kat
Casper, close the window. It's cold.
[Casper curls up in bed by Kat's side]
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Dr. Harvey
I thought I had a hundred things to say when I saw you... but - how?
Amelia Harvey
Let's just say you know three crazy ghosts who kept their word.
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Father Guido Sarducci
No problem, Piece of cake... piece of CRUMB cake!
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Casper
All I want's a friend.
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Stinkie
Stinkie, Stretch, Fatso: All for one, and one for all!
Stretch
Catch your pants before they fall!
[the Ghosts cut off Dr Harvey's belt, making his pants fall and revealing his underwear]
Fatso
On the runway now we have Dr. James Harvey wearing smashing underwear.
Stretch
Marky Mark, he's not!
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Arnold
Come with me if you want to live.
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Dr. Harvey
Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk.
Kat
It's a little late for that, Dad.
Dr. Harvey
How late?
Kat
Oh, don't worry, not that late.
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Clint Eastwood
[the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror]
I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends.
[face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield]
Rodney Dangerfield
You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there's one that looks just like it underneath!
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Kat
I can see right through you.
Casper
Yeah, kind of happens when you haven't got any skin.
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[no answer]
Dibs
Carrigan! What a tragic waste. She had my favorite sunglasses.
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[last lines]
Casper
[friendly]
Couldn't have been better.
Dr. Harvey
It ain't over yet. BOYS!
[the Ghostly Trio appears and start playing Casper's song]
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Stinkie
Scream or sugar?
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Carrigan Crittenden
DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm, you!
Dibs
Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!
[Carrigan laughs]
Dibs
You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's "always kick 'em when they're down." And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!
[grabs vial and prepares to break it]
Dibs
Sorry, sweetheart, we're through!
Carrigan Crittenden
I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!
Dibs
[chuckles sarcastically]
You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a b----, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!
Carrigan Crittenden
And you have a flight to catch!
Dibs
Huh?
[Carrigan flings Dibs out the window]
Casper
No, but aren't you forgetting something?
Carrigan Crittenden
*What*?
Casper
Yourrr unfinished business.
Carrigan Crittenden
My *what*?
Kat
You know, unfinished business. *All* ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
Carrigan Crittenden
Unfinished business? I *have* no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have *everything*. I'm... just... perfect!
[laughs triumphantly till a beam of light bursts out of her body]
[more lights beams burst from her]
Carrigan Crittenden
I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business! I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!
[screams as she explodes, dropping the vial and chest, then Kat lunges for the vial and the chest hits the floor, opening the lid]
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[after seeing a ghost]
Kat
Dad, I'm sorry.
Dr. Harvey
For what?
Kat
For not believing you, for thinking you were a total loser.
Dr. Harvey
Aww honey... apologize later!
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Casper
God, I'd kill for a pinky.
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Stinkie
Smell-o-gram!
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Fatso
I feel like Oprah on hiatus.
Stretch
You look like Oprah on hiatus.
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Stretch
[the door knocks three times slowly]
That was fast. I... I believe it's for you, Doc.
[supernatural music plays as light starts to shine in the room. Dr. Harvey starts to answer it but looks back]
Stinkie
[with Stretch]
Go.
[Dr. Harvey continues his way to the door. The music intensifies. When he opens the door, light shines in his face and he stares in awe]
Dr. Harvey
Amelia?
[the light and music fade as Fatso reveals himself in a red dress and makeup. He notices Dr. Harvey]
Fatso
MY MAN!
[he pulls him in for a kiss]
Fatso
MMMMMMMM-WAH!
[Dr. Harvey falls to the floor]
Fatso
Hmm.
[Fatso laughs smugly]
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Mr. Rugg
[reading Mr Crittenden's will]
To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...
Carrigan Crittenden
The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs
[clears throat]
I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg
Let's see.
[reads]
Mr. Rugg
Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden
And?
Mr. Rugg
And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.
Carrigan Crittenden
Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?
Mr. Rugg
No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.
[gives the will to Carrigan]
Carrigan Crittenden
Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!
Mr. Rugg
Knock yourself out.
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Carrigan Crittenden
[stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe]
Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!
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[Dr Harvey is a ghost]
Dr. Harvey
[sits up, then flies in a parabola as he dives toward the floor sideways]
I'm *free*! I've never felt so good in my *life*! And I can flyeeeee!
[He crashes into the floor]
Fatso
Rookie.
Stretch
Stinkie, work with him.
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Stinkie
[the Ghostly Trio along with Dr. Harvey are out partying, and Dr. Harvey is drunk, singing karaoke]
Hey, this Dr. Harvey's got a lot of spirit, you know what I'm sayin'?
Stretch
Yeah, but he's got his whole miserable life ahead of him.
Fatso
So we could do him a favor, and put him out of his misery.
Stretch
Yeah. Hey, good idea. We've been The Ghostly Trio long enough. Time to make it a... quartet!
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Stretch
[eating breakfast with Stinkie and Fatso]
Ya know what the problem is? Casper's got no respect for us.
Fatso
After all we've done for the little glowworm.
Stretch
Yeah. HEY!
[he sees Casper cleaning the mess the trio made on the floor, via their breakfast]
Stretch
What the hell do ya think you're doin', Bulbhead? This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of.
Casper
But we have company.
Stretch
Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery.
[he turns into a Nike]
Stretch
BOOM!
[he kicks Casper out of the way and the whole trio laughs and cheers]
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[Dr Harvey pulls at the carpet to stop him rolling down the stairs, it comes away and he rolls down the stairs in the carpet]
Stinkie
Sushi, anyone? California roll, comin' up!
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Kat
In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.
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Stretch
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [singing] It's my party and I'll die if I want do, die if I want to. You will die too, when it happens to you.
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Casper
How about a paper? New York Times? The Journal? Hong Kong Press?
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Casper
I guess when you're a ghost, life just doesn't matter that much anymore.
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Kat
I know it looks kind of funky and stuff from the outside. But, I mean, I don't know... Inside it's kind of cool.
Amber Whitmire
Well, yeah, if you drink blood.
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Kat
For once, I would just like to be in one place long enough to make a friend.
Dr. Harvey
Honey, you will. I mean, come on, we're movin' to Friendship, Maine. Even I might make one.
Kat
You better, Dad. 'Cause a single guy your age is more likely to become a bank hostage than to make new friends.
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[the Ghostly Trio are about to kill James to make them one of them]
[the Ghostly Trio chatter in agreement as they hide their weapons to do away James]
Dr. Harvey
Well, you know... I just got to tell you... You guys reminds me of what it's like to hang out with the boys.
[as James is not looking, the Ghostly Trio creep from behind him getting ready to attack]
Dr. Harvey
I mean, you are absolutely there for each other.
[James turns to the Ghostly Trio, they grin nervously trying to hide their weapons]
Dr. Harvey
I mean, you look life right in the face and you say, "I'm a ghost, I don't need you. Mmm!" Well, you know what? I'm going to tell that Miss Critten-Picken... uh... Crichton-Critten... Crut... I'm going to that that lady... you aren't going anywhere! It's your house; you're haunting it! Possession is nine-tenths of the law!
Stretch
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [stunned hearing this] No!
Dr. Harvey
Yes!
Stretch
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: NO!
Dr. Harvey
Yes!
[the Ghostly Trio groan in annoyance as he wraps their arms around them]
Dr. Harvey
I didn't think so at first, but... you guys are great. I love you, guys.
[the Ghostly Trio go alarmed hearing these words as James delivers an exasperatingly drunken kiss to each of them, the Ghostly Trio then begin crying feeling touched by this]
Stretch
[tosses the broken beer bottle away]
What a sweetheart!
Stinkie
Me neither! No way!
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