Cars Movie Quotes
Lightning McQueen
He's won three Piston Cups!
Mater
[spits out fuel]
He did WHAT in his cup?
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Lightning McQueen
Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.
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Sally
Forty years ago, that interstate down there didn't exist.
Lightning McQueen
Really?
Sally
Yeah. Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.
Lightning McQueen
How do you mean?
Sally
Well, the road didn't cut through the land like that interstate. It moved with the land, it rose, it fell, it curved. Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.
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Lightning McQueen
Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.
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Lightning McQueen
[to Minny and Van, who are leaving]
I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
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Lightning McQueen
Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc Hudson
Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning McQueen
Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Doc Hudson
I'm asking you to leave.
Lightning McQueen
Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
Doc Hudson
We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out!
Lightning McQueen
How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Doc Hudson
You think I quit?
[Turns a light on a framed newspaper headline: "CRASH! Hudson Hornet out for season"]
Lightning McQueen
Right. Your big wreck in '54.
Doc Hudson
They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. You know what they said? "You're history." Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would... would find me here.
Lightning McQueen
Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.
Doc Hudson
Oh yeah?
Lightning McQueen
No, I'm not.
Doc Hudson
When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time and I will take it all back. Uhuh, Didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.
Lightning McQueen
Oh like you? You've been here how long and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?
Doc Hudson
Just finish that road and get outta here!
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The King
What are you doin', kid?
Lightning McQueen
I think the King should finish his last race.
The King
You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?
Lightning McQueen
Ah. This grumpy old race car I know once told me somethin': it's just an empty cup.
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Lightning McQueen
Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.
[Doc suddenly swerves off screen]
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Mia
I'm Mia!
Tia
I'm Tia!
Mia
Mia, Tia: We're like your biggest fans!
[they flash their headlights at him]
Mia
Mia, Tia: Ka-chow!
Lightning McQueen
Oh, I love being me.
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Mack
[after having watched three Pixar films and noticing that each one contains John Ratzenberger]
Hey... they're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?
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Lightning McQueen
You know, I've really missed you Sally.
Sally
Well, I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand, and blah blah blah blah...
[Both lean in to kiss]
Mater
McQueen and Sally, parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S- uh... I-N-T!
Lightning McQueen
Great timing, Mater!
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Lightning McQueen
I thought you said you'd never come back.
Doc Hudson
Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
Mater
GOODBYE! Okay, I'm good.
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Lightning McQueen
Oh, I am SO not taking you to dinner.
Sally
That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.
Mater
Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lugnuts for somethin' like that!
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Lightning McQueen
I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.
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Lightning McQueen
I'm a very famous race car!
Luigi
You are famous race car? A real race car?
Lightning McQueen
Yes, I'm a real race car, what do you think? Look at me.
Luigi
I have followed racing my entire life, my whole life!
Lightning McQueen
Then you know who I am. I am Lightning McQueen.
Luigi
Lightning McQueen!
Lightning McQueen
Yes! Yes!
Luigi
I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. Do you know many Ferraris?
Lightning McQueen
No, no, no, they race on the European circuit; I'm in the Piston cup.
[Luigi and Guido frown at McQueen]
Lightning McQueen
What?
Luigi
Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
[he and Guido drive away]
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Lightning McQueen
Will you stop that?
Mater
Stop what?
Lightning McQueen
That driving backwards. It's creeping me out. You're gonna wreck or something.
Mater
Wreck? Shoot! I'm the world's best backwards driver! Just watch this right here, lover boy.
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Lightning McQueen
In your dreams, Thunder.
Chick Hicks
Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder?
Lightning McQueen
Well, you know, because Thunder always comes after... Lightning!
[reporters crowd around McQueen]
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Mater
[after Lightning loses the case and is sentenced to repair the road]
Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
Lightning McQueen
What?
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Mater
Ain't no need to watch where I'm goin'; just need to know where I've been.
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Luigi
On your marks, get set... uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't believe it... go!
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The King
Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.
Lightning McQueen
Oh, hey, Mr. The King.
The King
You got more talent in one lugnut than a lot of cars has got on their whole body.
Lightning McQueen
Really? Oh, that -...
The King
But you're stupid.
Lightning McQueen
Excuse me?
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Sally
Do you wanna stay at the Cozy Cone or what?
Lightning McQueen
Huh?
Sally
I mean, if ya do, you gotta be clean, because even here, in hillbilly hell, we have standards.
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Michael Schumacher Ferrari
Ciao. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?
Luigi
Aah! Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!
[Luigi faints and tips over]
Michael Schumacher Ferrari
Wow.
[in Italian]
Michael Schumacher Ferrari
Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.
[I hope that your friend recovers. I was told that you are fantastic]
Guido
[Guido faints and tips over]
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[Lightning's done a sloppy job of repaving the road]
Sally
It looks awful.
Lightning McQueen
Well it matches the rest of the town.
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Doc Hudson
I'll put it simple: if you're goin' hard enough left, you'll find yourself turnin' right.
Lightning McQueen
[sarcastically]
Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn *right* to go *left*. Yes, thank you! Or should I say No, thank you, because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you.
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Fillmore
[looking at a stoplight blinking yellow]
I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge
The '60s weren't good to you, were they?
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Lightning McQueen
[up on the car lift]
All right, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you've got.
Luigi
[brings him down]
No, no, no! You don't-a know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me.
Lightning McQueen
All right, you're the expert. Oh, and don't forget the spare.
Luigi
Perfecto. Guido!
Guido
Pit Stop!
Luigi
Ha ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?
Lightning McQueen
Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?
Luigi
Eh, no.
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Lightning McQueen
[Fillmore has introduced him to organic fuel]
Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
Fillmore
It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man!
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Sally
Flo! What do you have at your store?
Flo
I have gas! Lots of gas!
[Mater and Ramone snicker]
Sally
OK, boys, stay with me.
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Lightning McQueen
Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!
Lizzie
You keep talkin' to yourself, people will think you're crazy.
Lizzie
Uh - what? I wasn't talking to you!
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[a scene from "Toy Car Story"]
Woody Car
YOU ARE A TOY - CAR!
Buzz Lightyear Car
You are a sad, strange little wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
[races away]
Woody Car
Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!
[Different Scene]
Hamm Truck
Gee, I hate to break up the Road Rally guys, but, THEY'RE HERE! Birthday Guests at 3 o'clock.
Mack
[Chuckles]
Whoever does the voice of that Little Piggy Truck, I must tell ya, he's one great actor.
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Sheriff
Mater! What did I tell you about talking to the accused?
Mater
To not to.
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Lightning McQueen
After a while, why didn't you go back?
Sally
I fell in love.
Sally
Yep.
Lightning McQueen
Corvette?
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Lightning McQueen
I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
Mater
You hurt your what?
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Bob Cutlass
Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
Darrell Cartrip
Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now! If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me out of the booth!
Bob Cutlass
Right you are, Darrell! Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does "the King" - Strip Weathers - have one more victory in him before he retires?
Darrell Cartrip
He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
Bob Cutlass
And, as always, in the second place spot, we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
Darrell Cartrip
Chick thought this was his year, Bob - his chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was - Lightning McQueen!
Bob Cutlass
You know, I don't think anyone expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now.
Darrell Cartrip
Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup, *and* land Dinoco?
Bob Cutlass
The legend; the runner-up; the rookie. Three cars, *one* champion!
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Chick Hicks
Bring on the confetti!
[confetti shoots out and hits him painfully]
Chick Hicks
Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti!
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Doc Hudson
All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots. No, check that... I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm...
[Doc finally spots Lightning]
Doc Hudson
Throw him outta here, Sheriff! I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of our town! Case dismissed!
Lightning McQueen
Yes!
Mater
Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!
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Sarge
[at Sarge's SUV Boot Camp] A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement GOODBYE, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you HAD.
SUV
Yo! I've never been off road!
Sarge
Well, THAT'S gonna change RIGHT now! ABOUT FACE! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go, Go, GO!
SUV
Aw, MAN. Now I've got DIRT in my rims!
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Sally
You called them?
Doc Hudson
It's best for everyone, Sally.
Sally
Best for everyone, or best for you?
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Mater
I'm happier 'n a tornado in a trailer park!
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Sally
Just passin' through?
Lightning McQueen
Actually, I thought I'd stop and stay awhile. I hear this place is back on the map.
Sally
It is?
Lightning McQueen
Yeah, there's some rumor floating around that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar is setting up his big racing headquarters here.
Sally
Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.
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Mater
[Fishing something from the bottom of a cliff]
Look at this! It's my hood! It's my hood! I ain't seen this thing in twenty years!
[Puts it on]
Mater
Well, it fits perfectly. How do I look?
[Sneezes, the hood falls back down the cliff]
Mater
Aw, dang.
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Fillmore
Fly away, Stanley. Be free!
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Ramone
[as McQueen enters traffic court]
Hey, you scratched my paint! I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!
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Snotrod
Ah...
Boost
Oh, no. Snot Rod!
Snotrod
Aaah...
Wingo
He's gonna blow!
Snotrod
AH-CHOO!
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Mater
[hurriedly]
Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?
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[McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look]
Mater
Here she comes!
Lightning McQueen
Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.
[McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches]
Mater
Mater, Ramone, Flo, Luigi, Sarge, Fillmore: Hi, Sally!
Sally
All right, what's going on?
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Mater
Git-R-Done!
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Mater
McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T.
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[repeated line]
Guido
Peet stop.
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Lizzie
The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al.
Ramone
Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
Lizzie
Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
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Sally
Hey there, Mater.
Mater
Howdy, Sally!
Sally
Hi, folks!
[crowd murmuring greetings back]
Mater
She's the town attorney - and my fiancée.
Lightning McQueen
What?
Mater
[nudges McQueen playfully]
I'm just kiddin'. She jus' likes me for my body.
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[Sees Sheriff on the hydraulic lift, his undercarriage exposed]
Lightning McQueen
Oh! Oh, my gosh!
Doc Hudson
Hey, What are you doin'?
Sheriff
Get a good peek, city boy?
Lightning McQueen
I-I just needed my daily gas ration from the Sheriff.
Doc Hudson
Wait for him at Flo's. Now, get out of here.
Lightning McQueen
I've been trying to get out of here for three days!
Sheriff
Hope you enjoyed the show!
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Doc Hudson
Sign says "Stay Out".
Lightning McQueen
You have three Piston Cups! How could you have...
Doc Hudson
I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't think you couldn't read.
Lightning McQueen
You're the Hudson Hornet!
Doc Hudson
Wait over at Flo's like I told ya.
Lightning McQueen
Of course, I can't believe I didn't see it before. You're the Fabulous Hudson Hornet! You still hold the record for most wins in a single season. Oh, we gotta talk. You gotta show me your tricks, please.
Doc Hudson
I already tried that.
Lightning McQueen
And you won the championship three times. Just look at those trophies!
Doc Hudson
You look. All I see is a bunch of empty cups.
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Guido
[at the final Piston Cup race, Guido cheers Lightning on]
Vai! Vai, vai!
[Go! Go, go!]
Wide Chick Pitty
Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!
[the entire pit crew laughs]
Guido
[shaking his forklift]
Con chi credi di parlare? Ma, con chi stai parlando?
[Who do you think you're talking about? But, who are you talking about?]
Luigi
No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance!
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Mater
[Out tractor tipping]
I tell you what, buddy, it just don't get better than this.
Lightning McQueen
Yep, you're living the dream, Mater boy.
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Lightning McQueen
I need to get to California pronto. Where am I?
Mater
Where are ya? Shoot! You're in Radiator Springs, the cutest little town in Carburetor County.
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Mater
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Voice
[as Lightning stands in front of the silent crowd] Freebird!
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[the cars are watching Monster Trucks, Inc. at the drive-in]
Mike Car
We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sullivan Truck
But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble. She needs our help!
Mike Car
You're still not listening!
[gasps]
Mike Car
[Sulley turns around and gasps]
Abominable Snowplow
Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?
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Sally
So, Stickers. Last one to Flo's buys?
Lightning McQueen
I don't know. Why don't we just take a drive.
Sally
Hmmmm... Nah.
[races off]
Lightning McQueen
Yeah! Ka-chow!
[follows after Sally]
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Mater
[in a scared voice as a spotlight hits Lightning]
It's the ghostlight!
Kathy Copter
We have found McQueen. We have found McQueen.
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Darrell Cartrip
This is amazing!
Bob Cutlass
The most incredible ending in the history of the world!
Darrell Cartrip
Unbelievable!
Bob Cutlass
And we don't even know who won!
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Sarge
Good to see ya, soldier. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for all your government surplus needs.
Minny
Oh, honey, surplus.
Van
Honey, we have too much surplus.
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Sheriff
May Doc have mercy on your soul.
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Lightning McQueen
Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.
Sheriff
Where's your lawyer?
Lightning McQueen
I don't know. Tahiti, maybe? He's got a time share there.
Sheriff
When the defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. Hey, anyone wants to be his lawyer?
[Everyone backs up except Mater]
Mater
Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!
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[repeated line]
Lightning McQueen
Ka-chow!
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Sheriff
All rise! The honorable Doc Hudson presiding!
[Ramone lifts himself up ten feet in the air]
Luigi
Show-off.
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Lightning McQueen
How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas? Adios, Chuck!
Not Chuck
And my name is not Chuck!
Lightning McQueen
Oh, whatever.
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Doc Hudson
Sheriff, why don't you get yourself a quart of oil at Flo's? I'll keep an eye on him.
Sheriff
Well, thanks, Doc! I've been feelin' a quart low.
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Doc Hudson
Hey, was that floating like a Cadillac, or was that stinging like a Beemer? I'm confused. You drive like you fix roads: lousy! Have fun fishing, Mater.
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Jay Limo
I don't know what's harder to find: Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work with him.
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Mater
You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! Y'know, I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.
Lightning McQueen
What... are you talking about?
Mater
I dunno.
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Harv
It is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, huh, champ? Uh, didn't see it, but I heard you were great.
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Reporter in crowd
Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?
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[a scene from "A Bug's Life"]
Voice
Just get in there. Go, go, go, go, go.
Flik Car
Circus Cars? How can you be Circus Cars?
[a Car Version of P.T. Flea shows up]
P.T. Flea Car
These are the Lousiest Circus Cars in the world, and they're *gonna make me rich*.
Mack
Wait a Minute here. They're just using the Same Actor over and over. What kind of a Cut Rate Production is this?
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Luigi
My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car a pit stop.
Guido
Peet stop?
Lightning McQueen
Hey, it's only one lap, guys. Uno lappo. Don't need any help. I work solo mio.
Luigi
Fine. Race your own way.
[leaves; Guido stays]
Lightning McQueen
No pit stoppo. Comprende?
Guido
Okay.
[leaves]
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Doc Hudson
When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back.
[McQueen is silent]
Doc Hudson
Uh-huh. I thought so.
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Boost
Hey, yo, DJ!
DJ
What up?
Boost
We've got ourselves a nodder.
[DJ plays Kenny G.'s Songbird on his radio]
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Lightning McQueen
No, not...
[Lizzie drags McQueen away]
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Mater
Hey, what's wrong?
Lightning McQueen
My lucky sticker's all dirty.
Mater
Ah, that ain't nothin'. I'll clean it for ya.
[Starts snorting and hacking]
Lightning McQueen
No, no, no, no! That won't be necessary.
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Lightning McQueen
Okay, you got me out here. Where are we going?
Sally
I don't know.
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Lightning McQueen
Whoa, whoa, whoa! How long is this gonna take?
Doc Hudson
Well, if the fella does it right, it should be about five days.
Lightning McQueen
Five days? But I should be in California shmoozing Dinoco right now!
Doc Hudson
Then if I were you, I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!
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Lightning McQueen
Harv! How you doin', buddy?
Harv
My star client disappears off the face of the earth! How do you think I'm doing?
Lightning McQueen
Harv,I can explain.
Harv
I'm doing great! You're everywhere! TV, radio, the papers. You can't BUY this kind of publicity! What do you need me for? That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract.
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Sally
[Guido and Luigi are fixing up Luigi's Casa Della Tires; Guido paints while Luigi cleans a window]
Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!
Guido
Che cosa?
Sally
It looks great! This is great!
Guido
Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.
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Darrell Cartrip
Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let's go racin'!
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Chick Hicks
Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
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[tractors have stampeded the town]
Sheriff
MATER!
Mater
I wasn't tractor-tippin'!
Sheriff
Then where'd all these gol-darn tractors come from?
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Rusty Rust-eze
Don't drive like my brother!
Dusty Rust-eze
Don't drive on my brother!
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Dusty Rust-eze
Aw, we love ya! And we're lookin' forward to another great year, just like this year!
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The King
You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?
Lightning McQueen
This grumpy old race car now once told me something.
[over Doc's comm]
Lightning McQueen
It's just an empty cup.
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Jay Limo
I don't know what's harder to find. Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work with him.
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Lightning McQueen
Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?
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Lightning McQueen
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who's touching me?
[Guido pops up]
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Luigi
You broke-a the road. You a very bad car!
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Chick Hicks
Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it! HA-HA-HA!
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Harv
Just get out of "Radiation Stinks" or Dinoco is history! Seriously!
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[Red is in the way of Lizzie's view of Lightning McQueen]
Lizzie
Red, will you move over? I want to get a look at that sexy hotrod.
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Mater
Tractors is so dumb.
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[listening to Lightning's complaints while hauling Bessie]
Doc Hudson
Music. Sweet music.
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Luigi
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I like your style. You drive the hard bargain, eh? OK, we make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free!
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Bob Cutlass
We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
Darrell Cartrip
Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me out of the booth!
Bob Cutlass
Right you are, Darrell!
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Bob Cutlass
Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does the King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before he retires?
Darrell Cartrip
He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
Bob Cutlass
And, as always, in the second place spot, we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
Darrell Cartrip
Chick thought this was his year, Bob, his chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was - Lightning McQueen!
Bob Cutlass
You know, I don't think anyone expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now.
Darrell Cartrip
Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
Bob Cutlass
The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!
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Fillmore
You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man.
Sarge
Oh, take a carwash, hippie.
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Chick Hicks
I am not comin' in behind you again, old man.
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Dusty Rust-eze
[as a homage to the show "Car Talk"]
Don't drive like my brother!
Rusty Rust-eze
Yeah, don't drive like my brother!
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Peterbilt
Mack? I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbilt for dang sake! Turn on your lights, ya moron!
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Van
I don't need a map! I have the GPS. Never need a map again, thank you.
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Lightning McQueen
[to Red the fire truck]
Hey! Hey, big fella! Yeah, you in the red! I could use a little hose down. Help me wash this off.
[Red backs away nervously]
Lightning McQueen
Where's he goin'?
Mater
Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates ya for killin' his flowers.
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Harv
Listen, they're giving you, uhh, 20 tickets for this tiebreaker thing in LA, I'll pass them onto your friends, just give me the names and Harv will sort everything out for you! Ok mate?
Lightning McQueen
Great, friends! Yes, there's umm...
[McQueen takes a long pause]
Harv
Oh kay, I get it Mr. Popular, so many friends you can't even narrow it down! Hey, when you get to town you better make time for your "Best friend", I mean, we're family let's break some bread!
Lightning McQueen
Yeah yeah that would be great! We should totally...
Harv
Yeah yeah whatever, listen take care mate I've gotta go bye!
[hangs up the phone]
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Tia
Tia, Mia: We love you, Lightning!
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Doc Hudson
These are good folk around here who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
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Mater
What's your name?
Lightning McQueen
You... you don't know my name?
Mater
No, uh... no, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?
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Mater
[looks down the road at the damage Lightning has to fix]
HOLY SHOOT!
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Mater
That's Frank!
[speeds away]
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Dusty Rust-eze
Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze
I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze
Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze
That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen
[bored monotone voice]
Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze
Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!
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Harv
Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.
Lightning McQueen
I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!
Harv
Yeah, that's great, kid. Playtime is over, pal.
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Marco Axelbender
Hey! No admittance without a garage pass!
Fred
Oh, it's OK! Lightning McQueen knows me!
Mario Andretti
[approaching]
Hey, Marco! Lovely day for a race, isn't it?
Marco Axelbender
Absolutely, Mr. Andretti!
Mario Andretti
And good morning to you, uh...
[glances at Fred's license plate]
Mario Andretti
Fred.
Fred
AHH! Mario Andretti knows my name! You have to let me in now!
Marco Axelbender
Sorry, buddy.
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Mater
When I say go, we go. But don't let Frank catch yeh. Go!
[speeds off]
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Mack
What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?
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Lightning McQueen
Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.
Mack
Ah, don't worry about it, kid. It's the least I could do. After all, gas can is my middle name.
Lightning McQueen
It is?
Mack
Eh, not really.
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Lightning McQueen
[about Red, who just ran away after McQueen asked a favor of him]
Where's he going?
Mater
Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates you for killin' his flowers.
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Mater
We'll talk later, Mater... hehe - later, Mater - that's funny!
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Fillmore
Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!
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Ramone
Oh, dude... are you crying?
Sheriff
No! I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
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[Loud bangs are heard]
Lightning McQueen
He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me?
[the bangs are actually Sheriff's tailpipe backfiring]
Sheriff
I haven't gone this fast in years. I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.
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Flo
Whoo! Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty. Anybody else want somethin' to drink?
Mater
Nah, not me, Flo. I'm on one of them there special diets. I am a precisional instrument of speed and aeromatics.
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Lightning McQueen
[at the Rust-eze post-race event, in a bored monotone]
You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember: with a little Rust-eze - and an insane amount of luck - you too can look like me. Ka-chow.
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[a scene from "Monster Trucks Inc."]
Mike Car
We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sullivan Truck
But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike Car
You're still not listening!
[Both turn around and Gasp]
Abominable Snowplow
Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?
Mack
Oh, that Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian!
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Sven 'The Governator'
Lightning McQueen must be found, at all costs!
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Minny
[Ramone is asking two passers-by if they'd like one of his stylish paint jobs while lifting himself to show his undercarriage]
Oh, look, honey... Von Dutch!
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Mater
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
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Flo
Oo Ramone, mama ain't seen you that low in years!
Ramone
I haven't seen a road like this in years!
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Luigi
This is it, my last offer: you buy one tire, I give you seven-a snow tires for free!
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Chick Hicks
You want thunder? You want thunder? Ka-chicka, ka-chicka, ka- chicka!
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Chick Hicks
Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen! Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there - by me!
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Lightning McQueen
[the movie starts with a black screen]
[We hear someone taking a deep breath]
Lightning McQueen
Okay. Here we go. Focus. Speed. I... am speed.
[a quick shot of racecars zooming past]
[a quick shot of racecars zooming past]
Lightning McQueen
[back to blackness]
Breakfast? Maybe, I shoulda had breakfast. A little breaky could be good for me. No, no, no, no, stay focused. Speed.
[a quick shot of racecars zooming past]
[Knocking is heard]
Mack
Hey, Lightning! You ready?
[the trailer door slowly opens revealing the racecar]
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Sarge
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It took 22 hours long before I got stuck on the slide!
Lightning McQueen
Holy sherbert, Sarge! What is going on here?
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Singers
I'm always stuck on you!
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Mater
Ah, love!
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Mater
We is now enterin' the Doc Hudson wing of the museum.
Junior
Wow! Unbelievable. Three wins in a single season.
The King
He's the real deal, Junior. The Hudson Hornet was My inspiration.
Mrs. The King
Excuse me, son. Is Doc Hudson here today?
Mater
Sorry, Mrs. The King. But I think Doc went out for a drive or somethin.'
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