Little Nikita Movie Quotes
Jeff Grant
Shove this up your bladder Boris.
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Roy Parmenter
Do you have a file on Jeffrey Grant?
Verna McLaughlin
What kind of file?
Roy Parmenter
Grades... extra-curricular activities. Going back, say, a couple of years.
Verna McLaughlin
Why would I show you Jeffrey Grant's file?
Roy Parmenter
I'm FBI.
Verna McLaughlin
You could be NFL for all I care.
Roy Parmenter
Please?
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Jeff Grant
What the hell kind of investigation is this, anyway? Are you going to tell me or aren't you?
Roy Parmenter
You're asking all the right questions, Jeff. Something big is coming down.
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Elizabeth Grant
What time will you be home?
Jeff Grant
5, 6... something like that.
Elizabeth Grant
Could you be a little more specific? I get tired of cooking dinner twice.
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Konstantin Karpov
I would never give up a man who killed my partner.
Roy Parmenter
You never *had* a partner!
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Roy Parmenter
You gotta' be crazy to bring a child into this ugly world.
Jeff Grant
What's so hard about it?
Roy Parmenter
Making a buck. Raising a family. Keeping it all together takes talent. Love.
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Roy Parmenter
[Referring to a buxom servicewoman named Corporal Hogan]
Sometimes I slip up and call her Corporal "Hogans."
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Roy Parmenter
How'd a pretty girl like you get mixed up in guidance counseling?
Verna McLaughlin
How'd a nice guy like you get mixed up in the FBl?
Roy Parmenter
You ever guided any students towards the Bureau, Verna?
Verna McLaughlin
l hope not.
Roy Parmenter
How about me guiding you towards dinner?
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Roy Parmenter
Jeffrey Nicholas Grant.
Jeff Grant
Well, that sounds official.
Roy Parmenter
Your parents are Russian spies. Your parents are KGB agents. "Sleepers," they're called.
Roy Parmenter
Deep cover. They blend with the country they're assigned to. Own homes, hold jobs, raise families. They sleep for years. But when they awake, they're lethal.
Jeff Grant
Let's go back to your Air Force Academy investigation. What happened to that?
Roy Parmenter
What about it?
Jeff Grant
What happened to your investigation?
Roy Parmenter
There wasn't any.
Roy Parmenter
Richard and Elizabeth Grant entered this country through Canada. Took their IDs off headstones in the Spokane Cemetery. Three years later, you were born. Wanna' see your birth certificate?
Jeff Grant
No, thanks.
Roy Parmenter
Sure you don't want some chips? I exist on corn chips and jalapeños. Not too swift around a stove.
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Jeff Grant
[walks in on his high school guidance counselor and Roy in bed]
Ms. McLaughlin! Is this work experience?
Roy Parmenter
Go out in the yard! I'll be out in a minute.
Verna McLaughlin
No problem. I'll just go topless for the rest of the student body.
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Konstantin Karpov
[addressing Elizabeth and Richard Grant - Soviet sleeper agents]
Your discipline is sorely wanting. The Directorate will be most unhappy. You must go to work immediately.
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Jeff Grant
Do you have another cigarette, Konstantin?
Konstantin Karpov
You smoke, Nikita? What would the Surgeon General say?
Konstantin Karpov
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Russian cigarettes. You will acquire the taste, Nikita. As you will for all things Russian.
Jeff Grant
I once had some Popov Vodka.
Konstantin Karpov
Did you? Bully for you, Nikita! What a guy!
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Jeff Grant
Spy on my parents? You gotta be kidding me! You want me to help you put'em away? Never!
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Verna McLaughlin
Were you troubled at home, Roy?
Roy Parmenter
I had a great home!
Verna McLaughlin
I can't imagine you as a kid...
Roy Parmenter
Oh, I was a wonderful kid.
Verna McLaughlin
What'd your father do?
Roy Parmenter
Cop.
Verna McLaughlin
Good cop or bad cop?
Roy Parmenter
Bad cop... Wouldn't kiss ass. Good father.
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Jeff Grant
Look Mr. F.B.I man, if you're so sure and if you're so right, why don't you just arrest them?
Roy Parmenter
Well, because... they haven't done anything yet.
Jeff Grant
You manipulating son of a bitch!
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Jeff Grant
Don't give me that crap! You're out for yourself! The big caller, the major bust, the two-bit g-man, well shove it up you're ass! You're not my father. You're not even my friend.
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Jeff Grant
What's my name? Come on dad, what could the head of the grandfamily have to hide from his first and oldest and only son?
Jeff Grant
J. Nicholas Grant. Nick.
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Konstantin Karpov
The time has come.
Richard Grant
I told you, we're not ready.
Konstantin Karpov
You had 20 years to get ready.
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Konstantin Karpov
You know Roy? Russians don't shoot their children.
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