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Saturday Night Fever Movie Quotes

Connie So tell me, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?

Connie [a few minutes later, after having danced together] So when is Connie going to get her answer?

Tony Manero You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, I'll bet you're one lousy fuck.

Connie Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?

Tony Manero 'Cause most guys don't know a lousy fuck when they've had one. Or I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.

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Tony Manero Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

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Fusco You can save a little, build a future.

Tony Manero Oh fuck the future!

Fusco No, Tony! You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you! It catches up with you and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it?

Tony Manero Look, tonight is the future, and I am planning for it! There's this shirt I gotta buy, a beautiful shirt.

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Tony Manero There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.

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Tony Manero You know, you and I got the same last initial.

Stephanie [sarcastically] Wow. Does that mean when we get married I won't have to change the monogram on my luggage?

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Bobby C. I have a friend. He's a very good friend, and he got a girl pregnant. And I wanted to know: if you had to make a choice between getting an abortion and having to get married, what would you do?

Stephanie Well, who would I have to marry?

Bobby C. You'd have to marry me.

Stephanie I think I'd get an abortion.

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Frank Sr [commenting on Tony's four dollar raise in salary] Four dollars? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't ever buy three dollars!

Tony Manero I don't see no one givin' you a raise down at unemployment.

Frank Sr Four dollars? Shit!

Tony Manero I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it, alright? A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two fuckin' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco!

[Gets up and walks out of the room]

Tony Manero You sure as fuck never did! Asshole!

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Tony Manero Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!

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Tony Manero She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance.

Joey So then why don't you ask her?

Tony Manero Fuck you.

Joey Which position?

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Double J. [after Bobby falls into the water] "Anda Santani" Italian for "You go to the saints"

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Tony Manero You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.

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Bobby C. My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

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Tony Manero Hey, you know you assholes almost broke my pussy finger.

Gus Oh yeah, you wouldn't know which one it was.

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Tony Manero Are you a nice girl or are you a cunt?

Annette Can't I be both?

Tony Manero No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a cunt.

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Girl in Disco [Tony Manero makes his way onto the dance floor at 2001 Odyssey, dancing with two girls] Kiss me.

[Tony ignores her request]

Girl in Disco KISS ME!

[Tony kisses her]

Girl in Disco Ohh, I just kissed Al Pacino!

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Frank Manero Jr. Tony, the only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up nothing but miserable!

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Tony Manero I'll dance with you, but it's not like you're my dream girl or nothin'.

Annette You want a dream girl? Then go to sleep and have a nightmare.

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Tony Manero I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it.

Fusco If you do, you're fired.

Tony Manero I'm DOIN' it!

Fusco Then you're FIRED!

Tony Manero Then fuck you, asshole!

Fusco ...And the horse you rode in on.

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Tony Manero Why are you such a cocktease?

Stephanie Don't you call me no goddamned cocktease!

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Joey Hey Tony, Double J's been in the car twenty-five minutes with some chick!

Tony Manero So?

Joey So, I can't get the selfish prick out!

Tony Manero [to Annette] These guys can't do nothin' without me.

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Flo [to Tony as he walks in the house] Where you been?

[he doesn't answer]

Frank Sr Your mother wants to know where you been. Where you been?

Flo Your father's askin' ya! Where you been?

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Double J. [to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?

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Tony Manero If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

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Stephanie You know all about the bridge, don't you?

Tony Manero I know everything about that bridge.

Tony Manero Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement

Stephanie Really?

Tony Manero Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... Dumb fuck.

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Doreen [to Tony] Can I wipe your forehead?

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Tony Manero You know what Gus, I feel like breaking your broken legs!

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[Annette just had rough sex with both Joey and Double J and is now regretting it]

Tony Manero Is THIS what you wanted? You proud of yourself? Now you're a CUNT!

[Annette runs out of the car crying]

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Stephanie Nice move. Did you make that up?

Tony Manero Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

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Annette Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?

Tony Manero No, 'cause you would do it.

Annette Bet you'd ask me to lay down.

Tony Manero No, you would not do it.

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Tony Manero [Bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?

Paint Store Customer After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.

Tony Manero What color is it now?

Paint Store Customer [Offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?

Tony Manero [Undeterred] You brung it up.

Paint Store Customer [Backs off, and snickers a bit] Well, actually it ain't got no color. Just stripes. Them stretched stripes. What about those brushes?

Tony Manero [Pointing] Here, you see that second display counter? Over there.

[the customer pats him like, "You're a good kid." before heading over there]

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Tony Manero [after looking at a shirt display, he walks into the store and talks to the salesperson] Hey, you guys do layaway?

Haberdashery Salesman [Not looking, doing his inventory] So long as it don't turn into a 20-year mortgage.

Tony Manero Alright, look, I wanna put down five dollars for the blue shirt in the window

[Puts a fiver on the guy's clipboard]

Tony Manero Hold it for me.

Haberdashery Salesman [as Tony turns to go] Hey, wait for your receipt.

Tony Manero [still walking out] I trust you.

Haberdashery Salesman Please, no, don't trust me.

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Detective [after Bobby fell to his death off the Verrazano Narrows Bridge] You guys think maybe he killed himself?

Joey No.

Double J. No man.

Tony Manero [after a brief pause] There's ways to killing yourself without killing yourself.

Detective Alright, you guys can go.

Joey [as Double J, Joey, and Annette go back to the car, Tony thinks for a bit and walks right by them] Ton? Hey, Tony?

[He doesn't respond and keeps on walking]

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Stephanie We went to see Zeffirelli's 'Romeo & Juliet'.

Tony Manero Oh yeah, 'Romeo & Juliet'? I read that in high school.

[they get settled into their table at the diner. Tony tries to sound profound as he makes an observation:]

Tony Manero You know one thing I never understood about 'Romeo & Juliet' is why he took the poison so quick, I feel like it coulda waited or somethin'.

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[Tony is in Stephanie's apartment]

Stephanie It's the first time I've ever let a known rapist in my apartment.

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Annette We went out once.

Tony Manero Yeah once was enough.

Annette Why?

Tony Manero Annette the whole time we was out you were talkin' about your married sister. Then your second married sister, then your third married sister. I got the feeling the only thing you was interested in was being a married sister ya'self, I got bored wit' ya.

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Grandmother [the whole family's hitting each other at dinner. Nonna slams her hand on the table] Basta! Mangia, mangia!

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[repeated line]

Tony Manero Aw, Jesus...

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[first lines]

Pizza Girl Hi ya, Tony. Two or three?

Tony Manero Two. Two. Give me two. That's good.

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Joey [after he says he wasn't sure it was the gang they beat up on his behalf] Hey, what are you talking about? You said it was.

Gus No. I said it *probably* was.

Tony Manero Don't be pulling our legs now...

Double J. Wait a minute. Wait.

[They quiet down a bit]

Double J. You said it probably was...

Joey That's right! That's what you told us!

Gus I said probably 'cause I wasn't sure, you know. I mean it could've been the Spanish...

Bobby C. [Punches the metal cabinet on the wall] You stupid fuckin' bastard! We almost got our heads busted in!

Double J. [Turns on Bobby] Oh yeah? Not you, lover.

[Exposing him as the one who didn't fight]

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Joey You had coffee with Joe Namath?

Stephanie Yeah! He asked me what it was like to be 21, and I told him I didn't know, 'cause I was just twenty.

Joey Then what?

Stephanie That's all.

Tony Manero [with his mouth full] Ain't that enough?

Joey Hey, don't you never chew, Tony? Don't you never chew?

Tony Manero [annoyed] Hey, when my mother dies, I'll give you the job, all right?

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Fusco [as Tony comes in the back door, referring to the paint he has] What did he charge you?

Tony Manero [Walks past him] Seven nighty-eight.

Fusco Oh that fuckin bum. Wait'll he runs out of something. Listen, do you know what to tell her?

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Stephanie You know who came into the office the other day? That singer David Bowie.

[pronounces it as Boo-ey]

Stephanie .

Double J. Isn't he a fag?

Stephanie You mean he's a bisexual.

Double J. Yeah, he swings both ways; men and boys.

[someone laughs from behind the counter. He turns to them tough]

Double J. What's so funny?

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Tony Manero [Tony storming out of 2001 with Stephanie] This place is shithole, a fucking shit-hole! The friends I hang out with are such assholes, I can't believe them sometimes... Everybody's gotta dump on somebody, nobody can do it straight right? My father gets dumped on at work, so he comes home and dumps on my mother right? And the spics are dumping on us, so we gotta dump on the spics of course. Everybody's dump-dumpin' on everybody!

[He continues to walk with Stephanie]

Tony Manero Humping's dumpin' most of the time!

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Stephanie I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together!

Tony Manero Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher,

[he mimics stirring in a bowl]

Tony Manero and you got your shit together!

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