Lilo & Stitch Movie Quotes
[Stitch is running away]
Lilo
"'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.
[looking at her picture of her dead parents]
Lilo
I remember everyone that leaves.
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Hula Teacher
Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo
It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher
"Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo
And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo
Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher
Fish?
Lilo
[hysterical]
It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher
Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
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Grand Councilwoman
[the Grand Councilwoman is yelling at Jumba]
YOU! You're the cause of all this! If it hadn't been for your Experiment 626, none of this...
Grand Councilwoman
What?
Stitch
My name, Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman
[Dismissive]
Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch...
[turns to look at Stitch, surprised]
Stitch
Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman
Yes...
Stitch
Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman
Yes.
Stitch
Thank you.
Grand Councilwoman
[to Nani and Lilo]
Who are you?
Stitch
This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
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Lilo
Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!
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Lilo
You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo
Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Lilo
No more caffeine for you.
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Lilo
Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani
Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo
I knew it!
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Lilo
I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...
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[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
Stitch
Merry Christmas.
Jumba
It's not Christmas.
Stitch
Happy Channukah!
Jumba
It's not Channukah!
[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
Lilo
We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley
Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba
One potato!
Stitch
Two potato!
Jumba
Three potato!
Stitch
Four!
Jumba
Five potato!
Stitch
Six potato!
Jumba
Seven potato more!
Stitch
My...
Jumba
mother...
Stitch
told...
Jumba
me...
Stitch
you...
Jumba
are...
Stitch
...it.
Jumba
Ha! I win!
[gun explodes in his hands]
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Nani
You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
[Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door]
Nani
...Love... and... nurturing...
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Lilo
Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
David
She thinks it's fancy?
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Pleakley
Oh great! He's loose!
Jumba
His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.
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Nani
CIA?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.
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Lilo
Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Aliens are all about rules.
Grand Councilwoman
You look familiar.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Grand Councilwoman
Ah, yes. You had hair then.
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Grand Councilwoman
Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
[Stitch clears his throat; the council members listen in anticipation]
Stitch
Meega, nala kwishta!
[the entire council gasps in horror]
Grand Councilwoman
[horrified]
So... naughty!
[Stitch laughs maniacally]
Jumba
I didn't teach him that!
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Nani
Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Nice to meet you.
Lilo
Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
I'm a special classification.
Lilo
Did you ever kill anyone?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
Lilo
I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
Lilo
I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
Lilo
and get disciplined?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Disciplined?
Lilo
Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
Lilo
Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Bricks?
Lilo
Uh huh... in a pillow case...
Nani
Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
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Lilo
A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo
Can't you go any faster?
Nani
Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
Lilo
No, it's not!
Nani
Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!
Lilo
You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
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Nani
Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo
Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]
Nani
At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo
Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani
And quieter!
Lilo
You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
[Lilo slams her bedroom door]
Lilo
I'm already in my room!
[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]
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Lilo
[explaining the death of her parents to Stitch]
It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.
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Jumba
Come on, what's the big deal?
Jumba
I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
[whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]
Stitch
I like fluffy!
[after there is a ring of holes around Stitch]
Jumba
Ach! Leave my mother out of this!
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Lilo
This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
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Lilo
We're a broken family, aren't we?
Nani
No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo
We're sisters. It's our job.
Nani
Yeah, well, from now on...
Lilo
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani
Yeah?
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Nani
We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
Lilo
Like a lobster!
Nani
Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!
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Nani
He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo
Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
[Nani stops]
Lilo
"Ohana" means family. Family means...
Lilo
Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo
Or...?
Nani
...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.
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Lilo
Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.
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Lilo
[praying]
It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.
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Pleakley
Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!
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Pleakley
[Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch]
Don't interact with her.
[They turn their backs on Nani]
Nani
Where's Lilo?
Jumba
Who?
[Pleakley hits Jumba]
Jumba
What?
Nani
Lilo. My sister.
Jumba
Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
Nani
Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
Nani
Bring... her... back.
Pleakley
Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
Jumba
See, problem is, we're just here for him.
Nani
So she's gone?
Pleakley
Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.
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Nani
I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.
Lilo
Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.
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Jumba
626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?
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[first lines]
Grand Councilwoman
Read the charges.
Gantu
Doctor Jumba Jookiba, you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation!
Grand Councilwoman
How do you plead?
Jumba
Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries.
Grand Councilwoman
We believe you actually... created something.
Jumba
Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
[Stitch is revealed]
Jumba
...make... more than one.
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Jumba
Yes, yes, that's it, come quietly.
Stitch
W-... waiting.
Jumba
For what?
Stitch
Family.
Jumba
Ah. You don't have one. I made you.
Stitch
Maybe... I could...
Jumba
You are built to destroy. You can never belong.
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Nani
Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!
Lilo
No!
Nani
No, you don't understand?
Lilo
No!
Nani
No, what?
Lilo
Noooo!
[slumps down on the floor]
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Captain Gantu
Abomination!
Stitch
Stupid-head!
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Pleakley
[after Stitch chews on his head]
All is well! Please go about your business! I'm okay!
Nani
Uh, your head looks... swollen.
Jumba
Actually, she's just ugly.
Pleakley
[laughing nervously]
Oh, he's joking. Ugly - Look at me!
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Grand Councilwoman
Can we not simply destroy the island?
Pleakley
NO, crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet.
Grand Councilwoman
Are they intelligent?
Pleakley
No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it?
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Lilo
Leave me alone to diiiiie.
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Grand Councilwoman
Take note of this. This creature is hereby sentenced to life in exile, a sentence that shall be henceforth served out here, on Earth. And as caretaker of the alien lifeform Stitch, this family is hereby under the protection of the United Intergalactic Federation. We'll be checking in now and then.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
I was afraid you were going to say that. This won't be easy to explain back at headquarters.
Grand Councilwoman
I know what you mean.
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Jumba
WHAT? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
Jumba
Fine!
Pleakley
"Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Jumba
He's very persuasive!
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Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Heard you lost your job.
Nani
Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a book]
Nani
Hey!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
What is that?
Lilo
That's my puppy.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Really?
[Adjusts neck]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
Nani
Perfectly.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
Lilo
Uh... yes?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
New job. Model citizen.
[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Good day.
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Lilo
It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
[Stitch throws a convulsive fit]
Lilo
Are you okay?
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Nani
Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can.
[Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch]
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Lilo
Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!
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Pleakley
[hiding wig]
Nothing.
Jumba
Say, I want to try it on.
Pleakley
No.
Jumba
Share!
[wrestles wig from Pleakley]
Pleakley
Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!
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Lilo
Hello? Are there any animals in here?
[Stitch appears]
Lilo
Hi!
Stitch
H... h... hi!
[Hugs her]
Lilo
Wow!
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Gantu
What is that monstrosity?
Jumba
Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!
Grand Councilwoman
So it IS a monster.
Jumba
Eh, just a little one.
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Pleakley
Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! Why, it's a whole flock! They like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!
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Rescue lady
You have to think of a name for him.
Lilo
His name is... "Stitch."
Rescue lady
But that's not a real name...
[Nani gesturing "NO"]
Rescue lady
in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.
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[meeting the social worker after damaging his car]
Nani
Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
The "stupidhead."
Nani
Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?
Nani
Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Bubbles.
Nani
Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?
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Pleakley
Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!
Jumba
Ha ha! You too?
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Gantu
[as the ship jolts] What was that?
Second Alien
I... don't think he's on the ship anymore...
Alien
Confirmed! He's taken a police cruiser.
Second Alien
Yeah... he took the red one.
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David
I may not be a doctor, but I know there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. Whatcha think?
Nani
I think that's a great idea.
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Grand Councilwoman
A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess! Who then, Mr. Pleakley, would *you* send for his extraction?
Pleakley
[thinks for a moment]
Does he have a brother?
[Councilwoman rolls her eyes]
Pleakley
Close relative, perhaps?
[Later, in the prison where Jumba is kept]
Pleakley
[nervously]
Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?
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Lilo
[as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion]
One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.
[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]
Nani
Please don't do this.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
You know I have no choice.
Nani
No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
You're making this harder than it needs to be.
Nani
But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
[points to the exploded house]
IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.
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Rescue Lady
Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable.
[Lilo walks in with Stitch]
Rescue Lady
Except that one!
Nani
What is that thing?
Rescue Lady
A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning!
Nani
It was dead this morning?
Rescue Lady
Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
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Lilo
Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!
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Captain Gantu
Place that idiot scientist under arrest.
Jumba
I prefer to be called "Evil Genius".
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Pleakley
Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!
Jumba
Don't worry. I won't hit her.
Pleakley
No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.
[Gives Jumba his View Master]
Pleakley
Here, educate yourself.
Jumba
Using that little girl for a shield.
[At Stitch]
Jumba
This is low even for you!
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Nani
[talking on the phone]
I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!
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Stitch
[while using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers]
Blue punch buggy... no punch-back!
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Myrtle Edmonds
[regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?
Lilo
Yeah!
Myrtle Edmonds
You'd better not have rabies.
Girl
If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...
Lilo
Are you playing dolls?
[the others hide their dolls]
Myrtle Edmonds
You don't have a doll.
Lilo
[pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.
[other girls gasp in horror]
Lilo
I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...
[notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump]
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Jumba
Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore. Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.
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Pleakley
Oh, can't complain, Mom. Camping out with a convicted criminal. And, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster!
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[after being bitten by Stitch]
Captain Gantu
Uh... Does this look infected to you?
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Pleakley
Well, what is he doing?
Jumba
Quiet! He's listening for us.
Pleakley
[whispering]
How good is his hearing?
[Stitch immediately turns around]
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[after they wipe out while surfing]
Lilo
What happened?
Nani
Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.
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Pleakley
Stop! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.
[hands Jumba a Viewmaster]
Pleakley
Here! Educate yourself!
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Lilo
I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.
Myrtle Edmonds
That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!
other girls
Yeeaahh!
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Jumba
So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my "monstrosity" been unleashed?
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Lilo
Oh, my camera's full again!
[Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall]
Lilo
Aren't they beautiful?
[Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out]
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Jumba
Don't worry, is all part of plan. We are professionals. Hey! Get that out of your mouth!
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Pleakley
Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which need I remind you, is an endangered species.
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Jumba
Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman
I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba
I designed 626 to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman
Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba
What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman
And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
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Grand Councilwoman
[Original opening]
Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it.
[tube opens]
Grand Councilwoman
He is called Experiment 626.
[Stitch snarls at the guards]
Grand Councilwoman
Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 626, you've given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Gantu
Answer, you piece of garbage!
Grand Councilwoman
So naughty!
[Stitch laughs]
Grand Councilwoman
I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu
With pleasure.
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Jumba
We're fired. Now we do it *my* way!
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Pleakley
[while being jerked up and down by a running Jumba]
We! Can not! Be Seen!
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[from trailer]
Aladdin
[after Stitch takes Jasmine on a joyride in The Red One] Hey! You get your own... movie.
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Captain Gantu
Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip... and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you.
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Grand Councilwoman
And as for that abomination, it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu
With pleasure.
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[Last Line; At the beginning of the ending montage]
[Stitch fine tunes the guitar then continues playing]
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Pleakley
You're under arrest. Read him his rights.
Jumba
Listen carefully.
[slams Stitch's head repeatedly against a palm tree]
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Stitch
Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Stitch
Aloha!
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[from trailer]
Timon
[as Rafiki holds Stitch high in the air] Hey, that's not Simba!
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[from trailer]
Ariel
[as she throws a starfish at Stitch's nose] I was singing here.
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[from trailer]
Belle
[after Stitch crashes the chandelier] I'll be in my room.
[Stitch whistles as she walks by]
Belle
Get your own movie.
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Grand Councilwoman
What about military forces just landing there?
Pleakley
Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
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Hula Teacher
[counting the dance students during a recital]
One, two, three...?
[notices that Lilo isn't present]
Hula Teacher
Aieee...
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Captain Gantu
[as the Grand Councilwoman has arrested Stitch herself]
Grand Councilwoman, let me explain.
Grand Councilwoman
[having had enough of her brutal enforcer]
Silence! I am retiring you, Captain Gantu.
[he is shocked at the dismissal]
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Pleakley
[Deleted scene]
Yes. How many pieces are in the four piece luggage set? I don't know, maybe the company is called Four Piece.
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[Stitch puts a pillow on her]
Lilo
[she grabs her photo of her and Nani with their parents from Stitch]
BE CAREFUL OF THAT! YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS - DON'T EVER TOUCH IT!
[Stitch messes around with her stuffie, Scrump]
Lilo
NO! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery.
Stitch
Bah!
[rolls into a ball, then grabs Lilo's painting]
Lilo
NO! That is from my blue period...
[as Stitch continues ripping it apart, she puts on a hula ring on him, calming him down]
Lilo
There... you know, Stitch, you wreck EVERYTHING you touch. So, why not try and make something for a change?
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[she shakes her bottom, with Stitch copying her as well]
Stitch
Ooh!
[they both dance]
Mrs. Hasagawa
That's my want ad!
[they both crash into a watermelon table]
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[Opening Location Text in the first shot]
Text
GALACTIC FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS
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PLANET TURO
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Nani
I'm all about saving people...?
Blonde Lifeguard Woman
Actually, I do think we have an opening.
Nani
Really?
Lilo
OK, this is it. Time to bring it all together.
Nani
Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job.
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