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Kinoafisha Films Casper Meets Wendy Casper Meets Wendy Movie Quotes

Casper Meets Wendy Movie Quotes

Wendy I have no friends, none, and my family treats me like sludge.

Voice of Casper I hear that.

Wendy And then you come along and I finally feel like I'm somebody... But I'm supposed to hate you. It doesn't make any sense. But we still are friends, right?

Voice of Casper Wendy, friends doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.

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The Oracle Attention, please listen, here is the latest: Desmond is now gone and Wendy is the greatest!

Geri Her? She's the greatest witch?

The Oracle She has done something no other can boast; This little witch befriended a ghost. So Wendy is the greatest, it is her I select. Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect!

Geri Go Wendy!

Gabby We always knew you had it in you!

Fanny Yeah! Wendy for president!

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Wendy Mornings would be better if they happened in the afternoon.

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Wendy If my aunts find out I'm friends with a ghost, they'll throw a witchy fit and I won't get to see you any more.

Voice of Casper And my uncles say no self-respecting ghost would talk to a nasty, snaggle-toothed, wart-ridden, hagged out...

Wendy Hey!

Voice of Casper Sorry.

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Voice of Fatso The only good fleshie is a scared fleshie!

Voice of Casper But why do you scare them?

Voice of Fatso 'Cause they can't scare back.

Voice of Stinky Uhh... except for witches.

Voice of Casper What's wrong with witches?

Voice of Stretch Wake up and smell the coffin! Witches are fleshies with power! Now go unpack the stuff, washcloth!

Voice of Casper Geez, Louise, what a buncha grumps.

[sadly floats out the door]

Voice of Stretch Ahh, this is the afterlife.

Voice of Fatso Zzzz...

Voice of Casper [comes back in through the door, shouts] Witches!

Voice of Fatso Voice of Fatso, Voice of Stinky, Voice of Stretch: [yell] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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[the trio has possessed three human guys and have noticed Wendy's aunts]

Voice of Stretch Maybe it's just this body, but those chicks look extra-crispy.

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Voice of Casper You're late.

Wendy My aunts locked me in! Ever crawl through a bathroom window?

Voice of Casper No knees, remember?

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Wendy They were fast but I was faster / Paint these ghosts with a coat of plaster.

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Wendy Casper?

Voice of Casper Yeah?

Wendy I know this is gonna sound really lame and all, but this has been the best day of my life!

Voice of Casper Me too! Well, except for the life part.

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[Wendy's aunts are mixing a potion]

Geri Did you put in enough belladonna?

Gabby Speaking of belladonna, I knew one. A Donna, that is. She had two kids, so I guess that makes her a MA-Donna! Get it? Madonna?

[glare]

Gabby Oh, all right. I'll shut up.

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Desmond Spellman Oracle of the Mirror, show yourself.

The Oracle You summoned? Ha ha ha!

Desmond Spellman Don't take that tone with me. You're a slave of the mirror, and the mirror belongs to the greatest witch of all-- Moi.

The Oracle Yes, Master. Command me as you will.

Desmond Spellman Very well. Give me the stock quotes, the weather, and the witch rankings.

The Oracle Here's your news. The skies are blue, the Dow Industrials are up by two, you've been the greatest for year after year, but as of today you have something to fear. Haha!

Desmond Spellman What? Who could be greater than Desmond Spellman?

The Oracle Wendy --Ooh-- the good little witch.

Desmond Spellman Good witch?

[the Oracle sends a picture of Wendy to the fax machine, Desmond picks it up]

Desmond Spellman There's no such animal.

The Oracle It is true, all the same, on this you can bank. Unless you act now, you will forfeit your rank.

Desmond Spellman But, she's just a little child. What's so dangerous about her?

The Oracle Humble, yes, but in exile, she'll change, thanks to the help of an ally most *strange*. If witches and spirits unite as friends, she will be the greatest, and your power will end!

Desmond Spellman Don't try to scare me, you cheap antique! Just... tell me how to get rid of this little mall rat.

The Oracle There's no adios to compare with this-- behold!

[shows an image of a swirling vortex]

The Oracle The dreaded Mystic Abyss. Human or witch or creature not mortal, all will be lost when they step through this portal! Hahaha!

Desmond Spellman Perfect!

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Wendy Enjoy your bath Joshy.

Josh Jackson Nobody makes Josh Jackman look like a geek!