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Ray Tuckby Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.
Ray Tuckby Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.
Ray Tuckby Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.
Ray Tuckby Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.
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Ray Tuckby And how was your day?
Charlene I found a half-off coupon of Bounty paper towels, with no expiration. Isn't that something?
Ray Tuckby I guess it is, yeah. What about you son?
Eddie I busted some windows on a couple of houses down the street. I wanna burn down that shitbox up the street that that dead guy croaked in.
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Merl Striker Funny thing about change, it's like pulling off a bandage. Hurts like hell when you do it, but you always feel better after.
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Eddie Eleven hundred bucks?
Ray Tuckby For college.
Eddie For college?
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Eddie What the hell's the matter with you, Ray? I got better things to do with this money and my time than to get some stupid education.
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Ray Tuckby Nora, would you like to go on a date?
Nora Been waiting 18 years for you to ask...
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Ray Tuckby Things are gonna have to change around here, Nora.
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Ray Tuckby [watching tiny TV] Don't you think Happy Days is just the best?
Nora It *is* awfully good, there's not denying it.
Ray Tuckby We really do have quite a lot in common, don't you think?
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Merl Striker Turned out the little twerp wasn't really that hard to take down. Just a bit of guts and determination from all of us, Dirk and company went over faster than a one-legged cat in a sandbox.
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Spoonie What if I turn over a whole new loaf? Or whatever that is.
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Ray Tuckby [suddenly stops kissing] What they hey was that?
Nora It's called a French kiss.
Ray Tuckby A what?
Ray Tuckby It's a little more intimate than a regular kiss. I read about it recently in one of those Harlequin books, over in the miscellaneous section, aisle 3.
Ray Tuckby Sure was different. Kinda like a toothbrush. But I liked it.
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Mother You couldn't cook you way out of a Ziploc.
Penny Mom!
Mother No wonder you could never hold on to a man. You're gonna end up a lesbian, if you're not one already.
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[last lines]
Merl Striker Maybe, the American dream *does* still exist. Even for my friend Ray. And even in a place like Trona.
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Mark Tuckby Sauerkraut is, without question, the superfood of the future.
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