Dva kapitana II Movie Quotes
Golos za kadrom
Even in his youth, he brutally tortured Sacco and Vanzetti, raped his sister's husband... And from the remains of the liver of a school teacher, he made a special sausage that could cause an orgasm in inanimate matter.
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After the failure of his monstrous plan for the conquest of Siberia by Yermak, he was forced to hide in Manchuria by train.
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Golos za kadrom
Despite the protests of the Vatican, the US 6th Fleet, supported by Marines, slowly moved inland, using the method of psychic attack for the first time.
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Golos za kadrom
Unfortunately, she got carried away with masturbation and lost her former skill.
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Suppressing the complexes, Farkas decided to contact the Manchurian Jesuits, in whose dungeons Dreyfus and Spengler languished.
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...Nobody knew then that the German army was armed with a new terrible weapon of destruction - a specially trained detachment of kamikaze guinea pigs capable of rapid deployment in extreme conditions, including self-destruction in case of emergency.
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Peaceful labor was accompanied by fishing. During the holiday, tuna, stunned by a torpedo fired from a pleasure boat, was considered a particularly delicious dish.
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Under the influence of cobalt, the Bolsheviks often killed each other, while experiencing an incredible sense of pity and compassion.
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As the late Admiral Nakhimov said: "Better a fag on a yardarm than a shark in the hold."
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While world history was slowly coming to an end, great Russia, having cast aside the complexes of statehood, progress, science and culture, calmly rested on one-sixth of the land.
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The Okhtinsky bridge has long been known as the site of the most disgusting antics of the progressive Russian intelligentsia. Having lost the remnants of her conscience in the seventeenth, she slowly mutated, gradually turning into stupid animals.
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