The Fifth Element Movie Quotes
Police
Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Leeloo
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas
Yeah.
Leeloo
Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas
Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo
Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas
We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo
Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
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DJ Ruby Rhod
What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.
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Korben Dallas
[Leans down and kisses Leeloo. Leeloo swipes his gun and holds it to his head]
Korben Dallas
You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry.
Leeloo
Senno ecto gammat!
Korben Dallas
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Leeloo
ecto gammat!
Korben Dallas
[In a later scene]
When she woke up, she said a bunch a stuff. I didn't understand any of it but... what does 'ecto gammat' mean?
Priest Vito Cornelius
Uh... never again, without my permission.
Korben Dallas
That's what I thought.
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Mr. Kim
You got a message.
Korben Dallas
Yeah
Mr. Kim
You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
Korben Dallas
Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.
Mr. Kim
Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas
Okay, you're on.
Mr. Kim
Come on...
[Reads]
Mr. Kim
You are fired. Oh.
Korben Dallas
Well, at least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.
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Leeloo
Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas
Yeah, we call it human nature.
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Korben Dallas
What's your name?
Leeloo
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas
Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
Leeloo
Leeloo.
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Korben Dallas
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
[Leeloo continues to talk in divine language]
Korben Dallas
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?
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Korben Dallas
We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader.
Aknot
One more shot, and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas
That's the leader.
Aknot
Send someone to negotiate.
Korben Dallas
Do you mind if I try?
Fog
No, sure, sure, sure.
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Fog
We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas
Anybody else want to negotiate?
Fog
Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that?
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Zorg
This case is empty.
[switches to conversation between Cornelius and Leeloo, who is laughing]
Priest Vito Cornelius
What do you mean, empty?
[back to conversation between Zorg and Aknot]
Zorg
Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Anyone care to explain?
Leeloo
[back to Leeloo, speaking in the Divine Language]
Priest Vito Cornelius
The guardians... gave the stones... to someone they could trust... who-who took another route... she's supposed to contact this person... in a hotel... and she's looking for the address. Easy.
David
It's-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation!
Priest Vito Cornelius
We're saved.
[back to Zorg and Aknot]
Zorg
I'm screwed.
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Leeloo
What's the use in saving life when you see what you do with it?
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Zorg
[demonstrating the ZF-1]
Zorg
Voila! The ZF-1.
Zorg
[the weapon opens, and Zorg picks it up]
Zorg
It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot...
Zorg
[Fires off a burst at the target mannequin]
Zorg
And Replay sends every following shot to the same location!
Zorg
[Aims the gun at the Mangalore crowd, fires off a barrage, the shots all deflect and hit the mannequin]
Zorg
And to finish the job, all Zorg oldies but goldies: rocket launcher, arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, our famous net launcher, the always efficient flamethrower...
Zorg
[Burns the mannequin, turns around with a wide smirk]
Zorg
My favorite. And for the grand finale, the all-new Ice Cube system!
Zorg
[Sprays the mannequin with freezing gas]
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Zorg
I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.
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Leeloo
Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you.
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Priest
Hurry! The wall is closing!
Mondoshawan
[lumbering towards the exit]
Here is your mission: pass your knowledge on to the next, as it was passed on to you.
Priest
I-I will do as you command, but please hurry! You still have time!
Mondoshawan
Time not important. Only life important.
[the Mondoshawan extends the key beyond the exit, and the Priest turns away in horror as the rest of him is crushed between the wall]
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[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
Priest Vito Cornelius
It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
DJ Ruby Rhod
No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
[the alarms sound]
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Zorg
I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
[Scene shifts to Aknot, who is staring in confusion at the little red button. He shrugs and pushes it]
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Zorg
If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!
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[last lines]
[the President is talking with Korben's mother on the phone]
President Lindberg
Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you...
Korben's Mother
Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me...
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Priest Vito Cornelius
I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace!
Korben Dallas
Dallas.
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Leeloo
I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.
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DJ Ruby Rhod
Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y'know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?
Korben Dallas
Can I talk to you for a second?
[Throws Ruby up against a wall]
Korben Dallas
I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, You green?
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Korben Dallas
Leeloo... how do we open these stones?
Leeloo
Wind blows... Fire burns... Water... falls...
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Zorg
Where are the stones?
Priest Vito Cornelius
I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell someone like you.
Zorg
Why? What's wrong with me?
Priest Vito Cornelius
I try to serve life. And you seem to want to destroy it.
Zorg
Oh, Father. You're so wrong. Let me explain.
[Puts and empty water glass on his desk]
Zorg
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed
[Pushes the glass off the table. It shatter on the floor, and several small machines come out to clean it up]
Zorg
Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.
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Korben Dallas
Yeah. Just one. Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember?
General Munro
Three reasons. One - as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons & space craft needed for this mission. Two - of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated.
Korben Dallas
...and the third one?
General Munro
Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive.
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Priest Vito Cornelius
You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg
I know.
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[Korben shows up at Father Cornelius' door with an unconscious Leeloo in his arms]
Korben Dallas
I'm, uh, looking for a priest.
Priest Vito Cornelius
Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.
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Zorg
A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Mangalore Aknot
We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg
But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we're outta here.
Mangalore Aknot
[Mangalores hoist their guns with a roar]
We risked our lives! I think a little compensation is in order.
Zorg
Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.
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Check in Attendant
Miss?
Leeloo
Multipass!
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Check in Attendant
Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
DJ Ruby Rhod
I don't want one position, I want all positions!
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[first lines]
Omar
[whispers to sleeping Aziz]
Aziz! Aziz!
[Aziz wakes up with a start]
Billy
"Aziz! Light!"
Billy
[Marks off #11 on his sketchpad]
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DJ Ruby Rhod
We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas
Mmm... not really.
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Fhloston Hostess
We have twelve swimming pools, and two on the rooftop. All the restaurants are between level two and level ten. The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner.
Korben Dallas
Is the Diva here yet?
Fhloston Hostess
Not yet.
Korben Dallas
Are there any tickets left for this opera? I'm a really big fan...
Fhloston Hostess
You have a seat reserved, front row, next to RU-BY RHOD! He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him... he's so sexy...
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Korben Dallas
How many are in there?
Fog
I-I-I-don't...
Korben Dallas
Let's count.
[looks around the corner and counts the Mangalors in the room; draws back quickly]
Korben Dallas
Seven on the left, five on the right.
[turns the corner again and fires six shots in rapid succession]
Korben Dallas
Four on the right, two on the left.
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DJ Ruby Rhod
And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?
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President Lindberg
[phone call from President to Korben Dallas]
Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior, you are a shining example of this Army's might, in the name of the Federation and it's territory...
Korben Dallas
Mr. President, Mr. President, any idea when you gonna be getting to the point?
President Lindberg
O.K. There's a ball of fire, it's 1200 miles in diameter headin straight for Earth, and we have no idea how to stop it. *That's* the problem.
Scientist's Aide
[off the President's look]
If its speed remains constant, in an hour and fifty-seven minutes.
Korben Dallas
I'll call you back in two hours.
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Mugger
Gimme da cash!
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Korben Dallas
You wanna play it soft. We'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let's play it hard.
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Professor Pacoli
[shocked after turning around and being surprised by one of the divine aliens]
A-a-aa-a-a-are you German?
[alien shakes its head]
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[Cornelius bursts into Korben's room and holds him at gunpoint]
Priest Vito Cornelius
I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace...
Korben Dallas
Dallas.
Priest Vito Cornelius
Er, Mr. Dallas. But we heard about your good luck on the radio, and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
Korben Dallas
Is this how priests normally take vacations?
Priest Vito Cornelius
We're not on a vacation, we're on a mission!
Korben Dallas
What mission is that?
Priest Vito Cornelius
We have to save the world, my son.
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DJ Ruby Rhod
There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. "I love to sing," she recently confessed to me!
[aside to Korben]
DJ Ruby Rhod
By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice...
[He touches a button on his cane. A recording plays]
Woman
[moaning] Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!
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Korben Dallas
[shoves a bag into Ruby's hands]
You guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy here! You green?
DJ Ruby Rhod
G-green.
[cut to the President's office, where every word is being heard over the radio, transmitted galaxy-wide on Ruby's radio show]
Korben Dallas
Super green?
DJ Ruby Rhod
Super green.
President Lindberg
Is that your idea of a discreet operation?
General Munro
Don't-don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.
[cut back to Fhloston, as three Mangalores go down in an explosion of gunfire, and Korben charges out a door, guns blazing]
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Chief NY Cop
Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?
Neighbour
Smoke you!
Korben Dallas
Wrong answer.
Chief NY Cop
The police control is now terminated. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.
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[David brings some new clothes for Leeloo - she examines them with delight, then casually strips off her robe - David and Cornelius quickly turn around]
David
They really made her...
Priest Vito Cornelius
Perfect. I know.
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[Korben is arguing with his mother on the phone]
Korben's Mother
Oh, I get it. You wanna make make your only mother to beg. Is that it?
Korben Dallas
No, I don't wanna make you beg. All I want is an explanation. Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab, I lost my job, I got mugged. Besides that, everything's peachy. Thanks for asking. Now will you just settle down and explain this to me calmly.
Korben's Mother
Oh, so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? And I suppose you'll just leave me on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off?
Korben Dallas
If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it. Somebody would've notified me.
[a message drops in his tube]
Korben's Mother
Corben, they've been blaring your name on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.
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Shadow
How are the stones?
Zorg
Fine... fine, just fine... I'll, I'll have the... ah... I'll have the four stones you asked for anytime now... but, but it wasn't easy. My costs... have tripled.
Shadow
Money is of... no importance. I... want... the... STONES...
Zorg
The stones... will be here... I'll see to it personally...
Shadow
I will be among you... soon.
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[Father Cornelius confides in a bartender]
Priest Vito Cornelius
I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Know what I mean?
[Robot bartender shakes its head]
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General Munro
The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the human race.
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Priest Vito Cornelius
Korben, I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause.
Korben Dallas
Yes, you're trying to save the world, I remember. Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, father.
Priest Vito Cornelius
Leeloo's in trouble?
Korben Dallas
When is Leeloo not in trouble?
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Billy
When is this "snake" act supposed to occur?
Professor Pacoli
Well, if this is the five and this is the one...
[counting under his breath]
Professor Pacoli
Every 5,000 years.
Billy
So I've got some time then.
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Korben Dallas
The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm.
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Leeloo
Multipass!
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General Munro
Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
Mactilburgh
Yeah. Can't wait to meet him.
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Mondoshawan
Priest, you and those before you have served us well. But war is coming. Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
Priest
My lord, if you take the weapon, we will be defenseless when the evil returns.
Mondoshawan
In 300 years, when Evil returns... so shall we.
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Shadow
It's Shadow...
Zorg
Zorg here.
Shadow
Am I disturbing you?
Zorg
Oh no... no, no... I was... just... W-Where are you?
Shadow
Not far now.
Zorg
Good... good, good...
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Head Scientist
The thing is sending out radio wavelengths!
President Lindberg
What the hell does it want with radio waves?
Scientist's Aide
Maybe it wants to make a call.
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[the Priest runs outside the Temple as the Mondoshawan ship lifts off]
Priest
I will fulfill my mission! You can count on me!
[holds up the key]
Priest
I will pass the knowledge on, until you return!
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Priest Vito Cornelius
I... have... a different theory, to offer you, sir.
President Lindberg
You have twenty seconds.
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[as the Federation ships prepare to fire on the dark planet]
Scientist's Aide
Its structure has just solidified on the surface.
Head Scientist
I think it's anticipating the attack. Anticipation denotes intelligence.
Priest Vito Cornelius
The most terrible intelligence imaginable, Mr. President.
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Mactilburgh
Remove the shield.
Leeloo
[Leeloo was reconstructed]
Mactilburgh
I told you. Perfect. Thermal bandages.
Leeloo
[Leeloo was attached in Thermal bandages]
General Munro
I'd... like to take a few pictures... for the archives.
Leeloo
[Leeloo was taken a picture. Then she is surprised at the flash]
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Priest Vito Cornelius
Because it is evil, absolutely evil.
President Lindberg
One more reason to shoot first.
Priest Vito Cornelius
Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.
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President Lindberg
Steadert.
General Staedert
Yes Sir!
President Lindberg
I have a doubt.
General Staedert
I don't, Mr. President.
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Zorg
Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.
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Mangalore Aknot
Aknot wants!
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Letter from Gemini Croquette
[Korben receives a letter and upon opening it, the letter says outloud:] You're a winner!
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[just getting into his hotel room, the phone rings and its his mother on the other line]
Korben's Mother
You miserable bastard! I never should've pushed you out.
Korben Dallas
Ma?
Korben's Mother
Oh, so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days? And I suppose you'll I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me? I should've just gotten a robot.
Korben Dallas
Come on, Ma.
Korben's Mother
Don't "come on, Ma" me. I should be there, not you! I need a tan! I need a cocktail!
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Priest Vito Cornelius
What are you doing?
Korben Dallas
Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.
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[repeated line]
Leeloo
Multipass.
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Priest Vito Cornelius
[discussing the Dark Planet]
Imagine for a moment that this thing is not anything that can be identified because it prefers not to be. Wherever there is life, it brings death, because it is evil, absolute evil.
President Lindberg
One more reason to shoot first.
Priest Vito Cornelius
Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.
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[repeated line]
Korben Dallas
Finger's gonna kill me.
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Mactilburgh
It's an honor to meet you sir!
President Lindberg
Yes, it is.
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David
Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
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DJ Ruby Rhod
Quiver ladies, quiver.
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Korben Dallas
[cellphone rings] All right, all right, I'm up. God!
[answers]
Korben Dallas
Yeah, yeah! This is...
voice of Finger
Hey, dog brain. Finger here.
Korben Dallas
[as meowing cat enters through cutaway lid] Hi, sweetie.
voice of Finger
I love you too, major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.
Korben Dallas
I was talking to the cat.
voice of Finger
Oh, yeah, I forgot... You're still preferring cat to the real thing.
Korben Dallas
Mm, at least the cat comes back.
voice of Finger
You still pining for that two-timing slut? Forget about her, man. There are a million women out there.
Korben Dallas
I don't want a million women. I just want one. The perfect one.
voice of Finger
It don't exist, major.
Korben Dallas
Yeah, I know.
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