Fantastic Four 2005 - Movie Quotes

Johnny Storm Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?

Ben Grimm Where am I?

Johnny Storm Back on Earth. We're in quarantine. Victor's medical facility.

Ben Grimm Reed? Sue?

Johnny Storm Oh, they're fine. Everybody else is fine.

Ben Grimm What's wrong with me?

Johnny Storm I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.

[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]

Ben Grimm Give me that mirror.

Johnny Storm I don't think if that's a good idea. They said the shock alone...

Ben Grimm I said, give me that goddamn mirror!

Johnny Storm Okay, Ben. Just be strong.

[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he's totally normal]

Johnny Storm Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.

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Susan Storm It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!

Reed Richards Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need a massive amount of evidence before making that leap.

Johnny Storm Hey, guys!

[his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]

Johnny Storm Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?

Reed Richards The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.

Johnny Storm [smiles, laughs hysterically] Cool!

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Reed Richards I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.

Johnny Storm Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're... well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through. And Ben's always been a hardass.

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Victor Von Doom Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?

Susan Storm Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.

Victor Von Doom Susan, let's not fight.

Susan Storm No, let's!

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Victor Von Doom [proposing to Sue Storm] Four words, Sue. Four words that will change our lives forever...

Reed Richards [interrupting] The cloud is accelerating!

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Susan Storm Johnny, you were at 4,000 Kelvin! Any hotter, and you're approaching supernova!

Johnny Storm Sweet!

Susan Storm No, not sweet! That's the temperature of the sun!

Reed Richards And not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.

Johnny Storm Got it. Supernova, bad.

[gives two thumbs up]

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Ben Grimm Hey, no more wise cracks about the way I look.

Johnny Storm Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.

Johnny Storm [walking through the crowd] Okay, wide load coming through! Everybody move! He's huge!

Ben Grimm Hey! Come here, Mr. Sensitive.

Johnny Storm Flame on!

Ben Grimm Show-off!

[Johnny flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]

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Ben Grimm You know, living through something like this you really appreciate having the right woman in your life.

Reed Richards Yeah, you and Debbie are perfect.

Ben Grimm I'm not talking about Debbie.

[indicates to Sue]

Reed Richards What? Come on! She's got a good thing with Victor. He's smart, he's powerful, he's successful...

Ben Grimm [coy] Well, maybe *you* should date him, then!

Reed Richards [smiles] Ben, she ended up with the right guy. Everything's worked out for the best.

[Reed walks away]

Ben Grimm [shakes his head] Do I have to do everything myself?

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[Susan's invisibility has worn off and she's now standing in front of a crowd in her underwear]

Reed Richards I see you've been working out.

Susan Storm Shut up!

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Ben Grimm [Sitting on the Brooklyn Bridge] Oh yeah Ben, few days in space, it'll be great, what's the worst that could happen?

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Reed Richards How many times have I ever asked you to do something that you said you absolutely could not do?

Ben Grimm Five times.

[walks off]

Reed Richards I had it at four.

Ben Grimm [from offscreen] Well, this makes five!

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X Games Reporter [referring to Ben] What is that? What do you call that thing?

Johnny Storm That's it - the Thing. Yeah, you think this is bad, you should have seen him before!

Ben Grimm Okay. Now I'm gonna go kill him!

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Ben Grimm Ladies, I'm gonna need to borrow your car.

Old Lady with Car #2 The transmission sticks.

Ben Grimm Not gonna be a problem!

[hurls the car in the direction of Doom]

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Nurse You're on fire!

Johnny Storm Thanks! You're pretty good too!

Nurse No, you're on fire!

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Johnny Storm [Ben enters the lobby] Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this...

[holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice]

Johnny Storm It's catchy, right?

[giggles]

Johnny Storm Isn't that great?

[Ben takes the figure from Johnny, smashes it into the wall and stomps away]

Johnny Storm Aww, that was the prototype!

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Johnny Storm All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!

Reed Richards Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.

Johnny Storm I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.

Susan Storm Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.

Johnny Storm You've been saying that for years.

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[after he falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water, talking to nurse]

Johnny Storm Care to join me?

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Reed Richards [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side]

Johnny Storm That's gross!

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Susan Storm You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?

Johnny Storm Is that a trick question?

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Reed Richards Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life.

Victor Von Doom Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars.

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Johnny Storm [to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing] Where are your ears?

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Reed Richards [while fighting Victor Von Doom] Johnny! Supernova!

Johnny Storm I thought we agreed that was bad!

Reed Richards Now!

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Victor Von Doom I've always wanted power. Now I have an unlimited supply.

Ben Grimm And no Thing to stand in your way.

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Reed Richards [Talking about his home] So what do you think?

Johnny Storm I don't know Reed, I think you might be taking you work home with you.

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Susan Storm [Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off] I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!

Johnny Storm All right.

Susan Storm All right?

Johnny Storm Yes!

Susan Storm *God*

Johnny Storm [mockingly] God.

Susan Storm What is wrong with you?

Johnny Storm What?

Susan Storm Uhhh!

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Johnny Storm [to Doom, after he sent a heat seeking missile after him] You missed me!

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Ben Grimm [complaining about Johnny] No! I cannot take orders from the underwear model.

Reed Richards Come on now, Ben.

Ben Grimm That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria's Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.

Reed Richards Youthful high spirits.

Ben Grimm They crashed it into a wall. A flight simulator.

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[as the four enter the elevator, it creaks and from Ben's massive body weight]

Johnny Storm Either we're moving really fast or not at all.

[the elevator's "exceed maximum weight" sign lights up]

Ben Grimm I'll take the stairs.

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Victor Von Doom It's time to end this.

Ben Grimm No, Vic. It's clobbering time!

[he sends Dr. Doom flying. A metal painting falls on the latter]

Ben Grimm Damn, I've been waiting to do that!

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[Johnny hurls a fireball that smacks Ben in the back of his head]

Ben Grimm Did you just...?

[gets another fireball in the face]

Susan Storm Johnny, stop it!

Ben Grimm That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!

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[Johnny has engulfed Dr. Doom in a huge fire cone that has just burned away Doom's clothes and outer skin]

Victor Von Doom Is that the best you can do? A little heat?

Reed Richards Time for your lesson - Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?

[the Thing smashes a water hydrant and soaks Dr. Doom, solidifying his metal form and immbolizing him]

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Johnny Storm Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

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Ben Grimm [shaking head sadly, trying to make Alicia understand] You don't know what it's like out there. Walking around like some kind of circus freak. People staring, whispering...

Alicia Masters [sarcastically] I wouldn't know anything about that.

Ben Grimm [instantly contrite] I mean...

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Johnny Storm Come on, Ben. Smile. They wanna like you, bud. Say hi.

[to a group of little kids]

Ben Grimm Uh, don't do drugs!

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Susan Storm [to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them] Don't even think about it!

Johnny Storm Never do.

[he jumps off the Baxter Building]

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Victor Von Doom [after he turns Ben to normal] Take a good look Ben. This is what a man looks like who embraces his destiny.

[punches Ben and sends him crashing]

Victor Von Doom One down - three to go.

Reed Richards [appearing on the landing] Vic?

Victor Von Doom Right on cue!

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Reed Richards Ben, I've been crunching the numbers on the machine. I think if we can rework the power settings...

Ben Grimm [casually] Forget it, egghead. I'm good as is.

Alicia Masters [approaches and hands Ben a large metal mug of beer] Better than good, baby.

[they clink glasses causing hers to shatter]

Alicia Masters You just... need to work on your touch.

Ben Grimm [hugging her and smiling widely] I like the sound of that.

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[first lines]

Ben Grimm Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a thirty-foot statue of himself.

Reed Richards Well, it's obviously aimed at first-time visitors to create feelings of smallness, inadequacy.

Ben Grimm Good thing it ain't working. Reed, what are we doing here? This guy's fast-food, strip-mall science.

Reed Richards This wasn't our first stop, in case you forgot. Besides, Victor's not that bad. He's just a little - larger than life.

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Ben Grimm [after finding out that he's working for Johnny] I cannot take orders from the underwear model.

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Ben Grimm [referring to Reed, Susan and Johnny in their new outfits] You guys look like an '80s rock band!

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Victor Von Doom [facing the Fantastic Four in full strength] This is gonna be fun!

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Johnny Storm [to Reed] Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look.

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Johnny Storm [to Reed, after the fight with Ben] What?

Reed Richards You need to control yourself, and think before you act.

Johnny Storm Yeah, but you see, that's your problem; you always think, you never act! What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling?

Reed Richards A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money?

Johnny Storm Is there any higher? You know what Reed - this is who we are. Accept it. Or better yet, enjoy it.

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Victor Von Doom [to Reed] Why the long face? Let's talk in my office.

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Ben Grimm [referencing Reed] He does the talking. I do the walking.

Victor Von Doom So take a walk, Ben.

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Susan Storm [about the machine that could change them back to normal] What are the risks?

Reed Richards Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.

Johnny Storm Now, dying - that's bad, right? I say we just let sleeping dogs lie, guys.

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[to Johnny as they wait for the traffic light to turn green]

Goth Guy Where's your hot sister and the monster?

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Von Doom's Doctor Your entire biophysical structure is changing.

Victor Von Doom That's terrible news.

[he kills the Doctor]

Victor Von Doom I think I'll get a second opinion.

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Reed Richards Think about all the people we can help if this works. Look, we got what we wanted. That's enough. A few days in space, it'll be great. What's the worst that can happen?

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[in a heated fight with Ben]

Johnny Storm Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.

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Chief Fireman Who's the leader?

Johnny Storm That would be me!

Chief Fireman No, really.

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Johnny Storm [after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche] You think that's funny, Pebbles?

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Reed Richards [to Ben] I swear to you... I will do everything in my power until there is not a breath left in me- You're gonna be Ben again.

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Reed Richards What worries me is that our powers are evolving.

Johnny Storm I know - I know! I'm so close to flying, guys, I can taste it.

Susan Storm You can't fly.

Johnny Storm Yet.

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Alicia Masters You know, being different isn't always a bad thing.

Ben Grimm Trust me, this ain't one of them times.

Alicia Masters Not if you don't want it to be.

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Ned Cecil [to Victor] About the I.P.O.- no hard feelings, right? Nothing personal. You know, you could always move back to Latveria and start fresh. Maybe that's where you belong - the old country.

[Victor shoots electricity through Ned's body which burns a hole in his chest]

Victor Von Doom Nothing personal, Ned... but I'm not going anywhere.

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Susan Storm Johnny!

Johnny Storm What?

Susan Storm You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?

Ben Grimm A face that's about to be broken!

Reed Richards This isn't permanent, Johnny. We need to be careful until we're normal again.

Johnny Storm What if I don't *wanna* be normal?

[indicates Ben]

Johnny Storm *I* didn't turn into a monster!

[Ben goes to punch Johnny, but stops himself and walks away]

Susan Storm Johnny, say you're sorry.

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Johnny Storm [Sue turns invisible, then begins taking off her clothes down to her underwear] I'm going to need therapy.

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[Reed tries to kiss an invisible Sue]

Susan Storm That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.

[she kisses him]

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Victor Von Doom Susan, you're fired!

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Victor Von Doom Isn't it funny the way things turn out?

Reed Richards Hilarious.

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Johnny Storm Please tell me your guy's not trying to rekindle things with my sister again.

Ben Grimm Of course not. It's strictly business.

Johnny Storm Yes. Well, his eyes say differently, don't they?

Ben Grimm Hey. Two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either.

Johnny Storm Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep. Let's think about that. You got Victor: more money than god, stud of the year. And you got Reed: world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss-up.

Ben Grimm Don't trouble your tiny little mind.

Johnny Storm Don't wander off now, boy.

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Reed Richards [after leaning in to kiss Sue, she turns invisible] ... That's not fair.

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Ben Grimm How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.

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Ernie [in Ben's defense] This is Ben Grimm here - the first mook from Brooklyn to go into outer space. So pay him some respect.

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Susan Storm Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!

Reed Richards You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.

Susan Storm Really?

Reed Richards Mm.

Susan Storm I gave him twenty!

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Reed Richards [Susan unexpectedly generates a force field which knocks Reed off his chair]

Susan Storm I'm so sorry! Are you OK?

Reed Richards Yeah.

Susan Storm You're sure?

Reed Richards Yeah.

Susan Storm I - uh - you probably thought that was some form of latent hostility.

Reed Richards What in the world would give me that idea?

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Victor Von Doom All the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with.

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Johnny Storm [puts thermometer in nurse's pocket] That's yours.

[kisses nurse]

Johnny Storm That's mine.

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Johnny Storm [referring to the nurse] My future wife!

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Victor Von Doom [looking in the mirror while talking to his assistant] Get me on the a.m. shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal. Gonna have to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot me from my left side.

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Susan Storm It's too dangerous for you to go out into public.

Johnny Storm You've been saying that for years.

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Reed Richards His internal organs are completely solid.

Ben Grimm How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke!

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Victor Von Doom [torturing Reed] Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word.

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Victor Von Doom Two down. Two to go.

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Johnny Storm [diving off a building trying to turn his power on] Come on, come on, come on. Flame on!

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Leonard [to Victor] Uh, sir, Larry King just canceled. Apparently there's a bigger story.

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[Ben Grimm sees a man about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge]

Ben Grimm Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.

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Susan Storm Victor, please.

Victor Von Doom Call me Doom.

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Alicia Masters [to Ben] Tell me, when you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know? You went your own way then. You didn't listen to people. So why start now?

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[Reed opens the bathroom door as Sue get's out]

Susan Storm [Sue goes invisible] You could knock!

Reed Richards Sorry.

[Reed slams the door shut]

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Ben Grimm [after he accidentally shatters his vat of alcohol] If there is a God, he hates me.

Alicia Masters *She* is not so into hate.

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[Ben zips Johnny's suit all the way up]

Johnny Storm Thank you. That's so sweet.

Ben Grimm I can handle this ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits. I mean, who the hell came up with these?

Susan Storm Victor did. The synthetics act as a second skin, adapting to your body's individual needs.

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Johnny Storm If you're good, maybe daddy'll let you drive.

Ben Grimm You keep talking and there won't be a next time!

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Compound Reporter #2 [to Johnny] Is it true you can fly?

Johnny Storm Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.

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[watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games]

Susan Storm He didn't.

Ben Grimm Oh, yes, he did! Flame boy never listens!

Susan Storm What did he do to his uniform?

X Games Reporter Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit.

Johnny Storm Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut.

X Games Reporter So, what are your superhero names?

Johnny Storm They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.

X Games Reporter What about the rest of the team?

[Sue's picture is shown on the huge screen]

Johnny Storm That's the Invisible Girl.

Susan Storm "Girl"?

X Games Reporter What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.

Ben Grimm Could've been worse.

Reed Richards I guess.

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Susan Storm We're all in this together, Ben.

Ben Grimm Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.

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X Games Reporter [about Reed] Is it true what they say about him? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?

Johnny Storm Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.

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Reporter- City TV Excuse me. That thing doesn't look so fantastic.

Reed Richards Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero.

Johnny Storm What he means is, every team needs a mascot.

[the reporters laugh]

Johnny Storm A new day is dawning. *The day of the Fantastic Four!*

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Susan Storm You're really happy for me and Victor?

Reed Richards I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship.

Susan Storm Which was?

Reed Richards Passion - - for science.

Susan Storm You're such a dork, Reed.

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Leonard Sir, I have always wondered. Why Sue? You could have any other woman in the world.

Victor Von Doom That's why. Because I could have any other woman.

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X Games Announcer [after Johnny has ignited during a biker stunt] He's ok! He's all right! I have to give you props Johnny. You were on fire!

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Ben Grimm You know, you could'a run an ad in the personals.

Alicia Masters Sensual blind chick seeks three-ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship.

Ben Grimm [sounding more hopeful than realistic] This ain't permanent. My friend Reed is working on a cure... I think.

Alicia Masters Bennie... you feel good 'as is'.

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Alicia Masters [at the art gallery, with Ben] Look around. I'll get us drinks. They always let blind girls cut the line.

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Alicia Masters [heading toward the door] See you later, Ben.

[pauses and turns around]

Alicia Masters I'm Alicia, by the way.

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Susan Storm [stripping off her clothes while trying to escape the mob] I can't believe I'm doing this again!

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Ben Grimm [about Reed's re-transformation machine] So, how long til this contraption is up and running?

Reed Richards I don't know, it's hard to say.

Ben Grimm How long, Reed?

Reed Richards I don't know, uh...

Ben Grimm [upset] You don't know?

Reed Richards You don't want this to get worse?

Johnny Storm Worse than *that*?

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Johnny Storm [after Ben has transformed back to the Thing] Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back!

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Ben Grimm You done good, kid.

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[Susan and Reed enter the laboratory happily chatting, but fall silent when they become aware of Ben waiting for them]

Ben Grimm Yeah - I have that effect on people.

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Ben Grimm Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back... 'cause I ain't doing it no more.

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Victor Von Doom I've always wanted power. Now I have an unlimited supply.

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Victor Von Doom I will not let you make me look like a fool.

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Johnny Storm I need names... and shots. Bartender!

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[Standing in underwear, yelling at Reed]

Susan Storm Any more great ideas? Why don't you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you!

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Reed Richards I found a broken gasket from space.

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Susan Storm [invisible] Look at me!

Reed Richards I can't.

Susan Storm What do you mean, you can't? Look at me!

Reed Richards Sue, look at your hands!

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Susan Storm Johnny, have you seen Ben?

Johnny Storm Yeah, Sunshine just left. Look Sue, I'm sorry, I... I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world.

Susan Storm You're calling that the real world?

Johnny Storm Sue stop, you're not mum, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?

Susan Storm Maybe I would if you stopped acting like one! Do you even hear yourself? Who do you think you are?

Johnny Storm Why is everyone on my ass? If you guys are jealous, that's fine; I didn't expect it to come from you though.

Susan Storm You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!

Johnny Storm Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good?

[before Johnny walks out of the Baxter Building, he turns back to Sue]

Johnny Storm Oh, and just for the record - they love me!

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Johnny Storm You know that looked cool!

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Ben Grimm [in a fight with Reed] Get off me, rubber boy!

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Ben Grimm [after trying to make a phone call when first becoming the Thing] Little buttons!

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Johnny Storm No. No, no, no. It's not a disease. If having special powers is a disease, then, yeah, we got it bad.

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Ben Grimm It was a freak of nature. You couldn't have possibly predicted it. Let it go.

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Debbie McIlvane [on the phone, wearing lingerie] You're home, baby?

Ben Grimm Yeah.

Debbie McIlvane I got a surprise for you.

Ben Grimm Yeah, I got a little one for you, too.

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Susan Storm I still can't believe you made me do that!

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Reed Richards Victor, wait. I just wanted to say I'm sorry the mission didn't go as planned.

Victor Von Doom Didn't go as planned? It was a catastrophe. You ruined the lives of four people.

Reed Richards With all due respect, we're both to blame. I told you to abort.

Victor Von Doom Abort? I put my company, my name, billions of dollars on the line. I will not let you make me look like a fool!

Reed Richards Victor, if we can understand...

Victor Von Doom I don't wanna understand it! This isn't one of your science projects! I just wanna fix it FAST!

Ben Grimm Is there a problem?

Victor Von Doom No. No problem, Ben. Just pay your damn electric bill and get to work on finding a cure.

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Reed Richards Sue, your clothes. Lose them.

Susan Storm Oh. Right!

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Ben Grimm I spent my whole life protecting you, and for what? So you can play Twister with your girlfriend while I'm the freak of the week?

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Reed Richards We went up to space to find a way to understand DNA, cure disease, save lives. Well, now it's our DNA, our disease, our lives on the line.

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Reed Richards If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNAs so we can activate positional genomes.

Susan Storm We have to do a physical in order to see what got zapped.

Ben Grimm Oh. Why didn't you just say so?

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Reed Richards It's not invisibility per se. You should be able to bend light around other objects, even people, if you could control your emotional state better.

Susan Storm Excuse me?

Reed Richards I'm saying, if you had a little more self-control, you could locate the trigger. Can you remember your exact emotions on the bridge?

Susan Storm Anger. Rage. Frustration.

Reed Richards Okay. ls there any way to duplicate that feeling? Some memory or...

Susan Storm I'm sure I can come up with something.

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Sexy Nurse Whoa-whoa-whoa. Where do we think we're going?

Johnny Storm I don't know if we've noticed but the sickest runs this side of the Alps are right outside that window.

Sexy Nurse Yeah, I've noticed, but there are rules here. You can't leave until we...

Johnny Storm Until we've finish the tests. I know, I've never been good with rules. You let me know how those come out. Do you wanna help me with this zipper?

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Sexy Nurse [sticks a thermometer in Johnny's mouth] You are trouble.

Johnny Storm Hmm. Trouble is my middle name.

Sexy Nurse You're hot!

Johnny Storm Why, thank you. So are you. And I'm not afraid to cry.

Sexy Nurse No, I mean, you feel a little feverish.

Johnny Storm Well, I've never felt better in my life. My God, you smell good.

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Susan Storm Stop!

Johnny Storm All right.

Susan Storm All right?

Johnny Storm Yes!

Susan Storm God!

Johnny Storm God?

Susan Storm What's wrong with you?

Johnny Storm What?

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Susan Storm Did you feel anything when I left? Do you feel anything right now?

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Willie Lumpkin I have got the usual for you. Good to have you back.

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Victor Von Doom Dreams don't pay the bills, do they?

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Victor Von Doom Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars with the weight of the world on his back.

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Victor Von Doom Susan, every man dreams he'll meet a woman he can give the world to. In my case, it's not just a metaphor.

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Susan Storm Here you go, Ben.

Ben Grimm Thanks, Sweetie.

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Victor Von Doom I've lived my life unafraid of taking big steps. Now it's time to take the biggest step of all.

Susan Storm Victor.

Victor Von Doom If it helps, think of this as a promotion.

Susan Storm Victor, I...

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Victor Von Doom Surprised I agreed to Reed's proposal?

Susan Storm I understand the business reasons.

Victor Von Doom Well, when you're looking at your future it doesn't hurt to find closure about the past.

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Susan Storm Long way from the projection booth at the Hayden Planetarium, isn't it?

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[Reed sits and writes on a clipboard; the computer next to him starts beeping; he turns with a confused expression]

Reed Richards [leans in close] No, that can't be right.

Computer Event threshold in T-minus nine minutes, 47 seconds.

Reed Richards That's impossible. It should be seven hours.

[exhales sharply]

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Victor Von Doom ETA until cosmic event: Nine hours.

Johnny Storm If you're good, maybe next time Daddy will let you drive.

Ben Grimm You keep talking, and there won't *be* a "next time".

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Victor Von Doom I've always wanted power. Now I have an unlimited supply.

Ben Grimm And no Thing to stand in your way.

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[Leonard escorts Ben into Reed's lab; Victor is waiting for them]

Victor Von Doom Ben! Come in!

Ben Grimm What is this? Where's Reed?

Victor Von Doom Where do you think? With Sue. I'll take it from here, Leonard.

Leonard Yes, sir.

[Leonard leaves; Ben steps closer to Victor]

Ben Grimm What do you want, Vic?

Victor Von Doom To help you. The machine... is ready.

Ben Grimm But Reed said it wouldn't...

Victor Von Doom He also said we'd avoid that storm in space, but we all know how that turned out. He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. Yet another mistake for... Mr. Fantastic.

Ben Grimm And you can?

Victor Von Doom Yes. Tell me... Do you want to be Ben Grimm again?

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Victor Von Doom [presents a ring to Susan] I have four words. Four little words that could change our lives forever.

Reed Richards The cloud is accelerating! We've got minutes until it hits, not hours. Victor, that storm is deadly. We need to abort.

Victor Von Doom Get a grip, Reed. We didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first glitch. Just close the shields.

Reed Richards Ben is still out there.

Victor Von Doom So reel him in! We came here to do a job, so let's do it, quickly.

[Reed leaves]

Susan Storm [watches a monitor] Victor, Reed's right! We have less than six minutes!

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