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The Woodsman Movie Quotes

Walter They think I'm crazy.

Rosen Do you think you're crazy?

Walter You know, talking to you is like riding on a fucking merry-go-round.

Rosen That's a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles, we find things we missed the first time around.

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Vickie So, what did you do?

Walter I molested little girls.

Vickie [laughs in disbelief]

Walter 12 years in prison is no joke.

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Walter Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.

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Sgt. Lucas Do you believe in Fairy Tales?

Walter Fairy Tales?

Sgt. Lucas Yeah, like Alice in Wonderland.

Walter No.

Sgt. Lucas Yeah, yeah, me neither. What's that one with the Woodsman?

Walter Woodsman?

Sgt. Lucas Yeah, with the ax?

Walter I don't know.

Sgt. Lucas Yeah, you know it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach and the little girl come out alive...

Walter Little Red Riding Hood.

Sgt. Lucas Little Red Riding Hood! That's it! That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch... You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried... There ain't no fucking woodsman in this world.

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Walter [Repeated line] When will I be normal?

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Carlos [throws him a can of beer] Boy, you still think fast!

Walter You don't need to think fast to handle a beer.

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Vickie So, are you gonna tell me your dark secret?

Walter Why do you wanna know?

Vickie Don't you think I should know before we have sex?

Walter [looks at her]

Vickie I don't like to waste time.

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Carlos Sometimes when I walk down the street and I pass a sexy-looking woman she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. Hey, I see a pretty lady, I look. That's the price of beauty, my friend.

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Walter What can I do for you Sergeant Lucas?

Sgt. Lucas Oh, you can listen to my stories about Jesus.

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Vickie Something wrong with this picture. Here's this nice, hardworking guy. Suddenly appears out of the blue. Takes the bus to and from work. I mean who takes the bus anymore?

Walter People who don't have cars.

Vickie It's very weird.

Walter Not as weird as a sharp, young, good-looking woman working in a lumber yard.

Vickie Oh, yeah? What's weird about that?

Walter Most women wouldn't choose it.

Vickie Guess I'm not like most women.

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Sgt. Lucas I don't know why they keep lettin' freaks like you out on the street. It just means we gotta catch you all over again.