Disturbia Movie Quotes
Ashley
What else have you seen Kale?
Ashley
What else have you seen Kale?
Kale
What else have I seen?
Ashley
Yeah, what else?
Ashley
Yeah, what else?
Kale
I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that, not, I mean...
[takes a breath]
Kale
For instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza-flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what are you doing? You're reading. Books. You know, not "US Weekly or "Seventeen", or, you know... but you're reading substantial books. You also do this, uh...
[scratches head, chuckles]
Kale
You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's, um... Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't, you stop and you back up and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot" kind of stare. You know, it's more like... "Who am I, really?" And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's so cool. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world, you know? Tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books... I'm only looking at you.
Ashley
That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Ashley
That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
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Ronnie
Operation Stupid is officially over!
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Kale
I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.
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[last lines]
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Ronnie
Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
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Ashley
[looking at a picture of a dead girl]
This girl died from blunt trauma, most likely blows to the head and face. Gnarly.
Ashley
[looking at a picture of a dead girl]
This girl died from blunt trauma, most likely blows to the head and face. Gnarly.
[pause]
Ashley
I'm hungry... let's order pizza!
Ashley
I'm hungry... let's order pizza!
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Ashley
Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.
Ashley
Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.
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Ashley
[Turner has just broken into Ashley's car]
What are you doing?
Ashley
[Turner has just broken into Ashley's car]
What are you doing?
Mr. Turner
Well, I'm officially welcoming you to the neighborhood. I know that you've been following me
[Ashley begins to protest]
Mr. Turner
No, no, no... Don't deny it. I'm not upset and quite frankly I don't even want to know why. I just would like you to know that I'm a little on the shy side. So short of all of this sneaking around in some kind of hip new aged way coming on to a somewhat older man.
[He begins to caress her hair]
Mr. Turner
I really feel oblidged to tell you that I rather enjoy my privacy. You see the world is in a heightened state of paranoia and I tend to think that someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesen't need to be wasting her time... stoking the fire.
Ashley
[Frightened]
I...
Ashley
[Frightened]
I...
Mr. Turner
So now you know... Your not the only one who's watching.
[Turner then puts the car key back into the ignition]
Mr. Turner
So feel free to pass that along if you'd like.
[pause]
Mr. Turner
Cool?... Are we cool?
Ashley
Cool... Cool...
Ashley
Cool... Cool...
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Ronnie
Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.
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Kale
I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!
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Kale
So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That will be fun. I just didn't think you'd conform so fast.
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Mr. Turner
[to Kale]
Listen, I get it. I went to school... There were plenty of teachers I just wanted to kill.
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Ronnie
I really *really* love your neighborhood.
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Ashley
You said you didn't have any issues.
Ashley
You said you didn't have any issues.
Kale
Oh, did I?
Ashley
Mm-hmm.
Ashley
Mm-hmm.
Kale
That was complete bullshit. I have a million issues.
Ashley
[Kale is kissing Ashley on top of her while she is laying on his bed]
For a guy who killed his teacher?
Ashley
[Kale is kissing Ashley on top of her while she is laying on his bed]
For a guy who killed his teacher?
Kale
I didn't kill my teacher.
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Ronnie
Dude you havta see this I got like my whole great escape on video!
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Julie
Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
Kale
Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.
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Officer Gutierrez
I'll take care of it.
[takes bite of burger]
Officer Gutierrez
When I take care of it.
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Minnie Tyco
[Ashley is looking for Turner in the store when she bumps into Minnie Tyco]
Ashley, hi!
Ashley
Hi... Skinny Minnie...
Ashley
Hi... Skinny Minnie...
Minnie Tyco
Where did you hear that name?
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Ashley
[to Ronnie and Kale]
What took you so long?
Ashley
[to Ronnie and Kale]
What took you so long?
Kale
We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie
Video games!
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Ronnie
[Ronnie is attempting to break into Turner's car while talking to Kale on a phone]
Are you sure I'm still in the clear?
Ashley
He's shovel shopping. Visual coming your way.
Ashley
He's shovel shopping. Visual coming your way.
[Ashley sends a picture of Turner on her phone to Kale's computer]
Ronnie
Are you sure I'm still clear?
Ronnie
What are you talking about?
Kale
Ashley's got like a live feed going here.
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[first lines]
Kale
Do you think he sees us?
Daniel Brecht
No, he can't see us. But trust me, he can feel us watching.
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Kale
All right that's it. Give me the phone, I'm calling the cops
Ashley
Wait, he didn't even do anything. All he said was that he liked his privacy
Ashley
Wait, he didn't even do anything. All he said was that he liked his privacy
Kale
But think about that, why does he want his privacy? I mean he's hiding something, we know that.
Ronnie
Yeah, definitely.
Kale
Right? And he knows that we know that, he knows that, and regardless of if he had a bad day or good one, it doesen't matter. He scared the hell out of you, that's a grown man.
Ashley
Look, Kale, he freaked me out, but he's right. We're the ones spying.
Ashley
Look, Kale, he freaked me out, but he's right. We're the ones spying.
Ronnie
Oh, man, she has that Stockholm thing. You know where the hostage falls for the hostage taker?
Ashley
Where do you get this stuff?
Ashley
Where do you get this stuff?
Ronnie
I read a lot?
Kale
Ok, I have a question, how is that a nice and charming guy?
Ashley
I didn't say that.
Ashley
I didn't say that.
Kale
Ok, Ash, what you said was that "He broke into my car, but did it in a nice way?". Maybe I'm not understanding
Ronnie
Ok, you know what? Can we just...
Ashley
Drop this? This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. This has gone way too far.
Ashley
Drop this? This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. This has gone way too far.
[Cell phone rings]
Ashley
Hi, mom. No, I'm not over here.
Ashley
Hi, mom. No, I'm not over here.
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Ashley
Ok, I'm coming.
Ashley
Ok, I'm coming.
[to Kale and Ronnie]
Ashley
Parents anniversary amazingly enough... Just drop this, I'll call you later, ok?
Ashley
Parents anniversary amazingly enough... Just drop this, I'll call you later, ok?
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Julie
I can't believe this.
Kale
I can't believe your actually buying this guy's bullshit.
Julie
What, after what you just pulled?
Kale
It's bullshit, Mom
Julie
And everything that's happened this past year? It's a miracle they just didn't take you away! I have to go talk to him.
Kale
What are you talking about. Now?
Julie
He could press charges, Kale!
Kale
Now? I don't care if he's gonna press charges!
Julie
Sit down! I care... You are breaking my heart, Kale.
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Ronnie
Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.
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