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Flushed Away Movie Quotes

Toad You find my pain amusing?

Le Frog I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

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Le Frog You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!

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Liam He's gonna steal your boat.

Rita He won't steal my boat.

Liam He's stealing your boat.

Rita He isn't stealing...

Liam He stole your boat.

Rita What?

Liam He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

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[as Roddy is sent flying through a clothesline]

Passerby Is it a bird?

Passerby #2 Is it a plane?

Passerby #3 Is that guy wearing my underpants?

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Le Frog To action!

Henchfrogs We surrender!

Le Frog Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!

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Le Frog We leave immediately!

[strides off screen]

Henchfrog #1 What about supper?

Le Frog [strides back on screen] We leave in five hours!

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Tadpole Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?

Toad Anything for you, my little man.

Tadpole Can I have a pony?

Toad No.

Tadpole A puppy?

Toad We'll talk about it.

Tadpole Can we talk about it now?

Toad No!

[All the tadpoles start asking for puppies]

Toad No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

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Roddy Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.

Spike Rita, Rita, Rita.

[laughs]

Spike Thought you could give us the slip?

[Slips and falls]

Spike What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?

Whitey I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

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[Spike and Whitey are falling]

Spike Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]

Whitey I kept me legs straight, Spike.

[a power cord lands on Spike]

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Whitey It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag.

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Roddy [hanging on to Rita's belt as it starts to break] No, no don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see.

[belt breaks; Rita's pants drop]

Roddy That wasn't on the list.

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Rita Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

Roddy Well, there's not much to tell.

Rita You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.

Roddy I'm... I'm in a boy band.

Rita What?

Roddy Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.

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Le Frog This bizarre obsession with rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call "le fruitcake!"

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Whitey Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.

Spike Danger is my middle name!

Whitey I thougth it was Lesley.

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Slug High five!

[He realizes he has no hands]

Slug Oh, yeah.

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Roddy And who might you be, little chap?

Shocky They call me Shocky.

Roddy Why do they call you that?

Shocky [Shocks Roddy with a battery] Shocky!

Roddy Ohh! Yes, got it.

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[Talking about Spike's hands]

Spike They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.

Whitey You got your mother's hands.

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Fly He's a mad man! Run away, run...

[the Toad swallows the fly]

Toad Pardon me, my fly's undone.

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Thimblenose Ted Hey guys, I just had a tipoff. They're heading west, to Kensington.

Spike Bingo!

Whitey Scrabble!

Spike Enough games! To the Ratmobiles!

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Toad Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".

Whitey Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

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Tex Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball! Aw, these Brits don't know the first thing about football.

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Whitey [after spotting the ruby in Rita'a back pocket] The booty's in the booty!

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[Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number]

Take Out Ha Chin Chinese takeout.

Roddy Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!

Take Out One chicken chow mein. With wonton?

Roddy No, crayons!

Take Out No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?

Roddy Fried. No, wait!

Take Out You want wonton or what?

Roddy Cancel that order.

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Toad You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay for this!

Le Frog Ah, give it a rest, cousin... and get your kids a puppy.

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Spike Blimy, it's cold.

Whitey That's why I wore me mittens.

Spike Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!

Whitey It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.

Rita What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

Roddy I haven't got your ruby!

[the ruby falls on his hand]

Roddy Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

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Toad Where are those idiots!

[talking to his tadpoles]

Toad It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

[speaks baby talk]

Toad Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.

[Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter]

Toad Did you find it?

[still in baby voice]

Spike Huh?

Toad [angered] Uh! Did you find it?

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Toad [to Le Frog] Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.

Le Frog [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.

Toad [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs , volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

Le Frog Oh mon dieu.

Toad Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young prince charles fancied me the best , we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

Le Frog Your going to make me throw up.

Toad We were inseparable until... it arrived THAT RAT , while the poor boys head was turned , I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

Le Frog I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible

[chuckles]

Le Frog .

Toad You find my pain funny?

Le Frog I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French.

Toad [stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.

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Toad Huzzah, a man of quality!

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Roddy Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?

Rita Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.

Roddy Thank you.

Rita Just look how nicely he's dressed.

Roddy Ah, thank you.

Rita And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!

Roddy Precisely... What? No, no!

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Goldfish [Roddy picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?

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Whitey Oh, I love a happy ending.

Spike Oh, you've gone soft. I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence.

[the champagne bottle used to christen the Jammy Dodger II swings over and hits Spike; the cork pops and the bottle goes flying, taking Spike with it; offscreen crash]

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Liam Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.

Rita's Grandma Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones!

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Rita This is quite tasty.

Roddy Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.

Rita Rice?

Slug [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.

Maggots Larva, larva, larva...

Roddy Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.

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Spike All right, all right! It's time to bring out... the Persuader!

[takes out a nutcracker]

Spike Your choice, mate. You can talk now, or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?

Spike [through the nutcracker, in a much higher voice] Yes, in a much higher voice.

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Toad You are late.

Le Frog Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way.

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Whitey So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

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Roddy [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.

Singing Slugs Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?

Roddy How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?

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Rita's Dad Wave. Wave!

Crowd [shouting] England!

Rita's Dad No! Giant wave!

[everybody turns around and screams]

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Spike Any last requests?

Roddy Yes. Could you fly, quite suddenly, off the boat, screaming like a girl?

Spike What?

[Is jerked off the boat by a cord]

Spike AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Sid Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

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Le Frog [after Rita hit him] You will pay for this, my little chocolate croissant.

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[Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan]

Toad At last, it's mine!

[the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog]

Le Frog Just take it!

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[last lines]

Tabitha Roddy! I brought you a new friend!

[she holds up a cat]

Sid Aah!

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[repeated line]

Toad Good bye, vermin.

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Rita Real!

Roddy Fake.

Rita Real!

Roddy Fake.

Rita [sighs] Real.

Roddy Fake.

Rita REAL!

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Le Frog He's cuckoo, but family!

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Rita's Dad We don't need the money!

Cockroach A new stove would be nice...

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Roddy [Showing Sid the toilet] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.

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Pegleg So you're from up top, huh?

Roddy Yes.

Pegleg I know someone who might be able to help you, might. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

Goldfish I know where it is!

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Whitey [Repeated line] Keep your legs straight!

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Spike Danger is my middle name!

Whitey I always thought your middle name was Leslie.

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Roddy [gasps, gets grabbed by the metallic hand, and gets moved to a person hiding in the shadows] Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. uh... Captain Skipper Thingy.

Rita [comes out from the shadows as she places the gum she's been chewing to the button] Hey! That's *Miss* Captain Skipper Thingy to you!

Roddy Oops.

Rita What are you doing on my boat?

Roddy Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. You see, I've been thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toile...

[the boat's hand puts a finger over his mouth]

Rita Yeah, thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate.

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Spike Bingo!