American Graffiti Movie Quotes
Curt Henderson
You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life and I don't know anything about you.
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Laurie Henderson
[quoting from Curt]
"It doesn't make sense to leave home to look for home, to give up a life to find a new life, to say goodbye to friends you love just to find new friends".
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Carol
[to Falfa]
Your car is uglier than I am!
[both John and Falfa look at her oddly]
Carol
Uh... that didn't come out right.
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Carol
[John turns off the radio]
Why did you do that?
John Milner
I don't like that surfin' shit. Rock and roll's been going down hill ever since Buddy Holly died.
Carol
Don't you think the Beach Boys are boss?
John Milner
You would, you grungy little twirp.
Carol
Grungy? You big weenie! If I had a boyfriend, he'd pound you.
John Milner
Yeah, sure.
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Terry Fields
Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?
Bum at Liquor Store
Why certainly! I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood - but I know what ya...
Terry Fields
Thanks, here's enough for a pint.
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Carol
Oh, rats. I thought some of my friends might be here.
John Milner
Probably a couple of weeks past their bedtime.
Carol
Oh, wait, there's Dee Dee. I hope she sees me.
John Milner
Oh, shit. Dee Dee!
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Curt Henderson
Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets, wants ME... Will you turn the corner?
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Debbie Dunham
Is that tuck and roll?
Terry Fields
Yeah!
Debbie Dunham
That's bitchin' tuck and roll! You know, I really love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
Terry Fields
You do?
Debbie Dunham
Yeah.
Terry Fields
Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.
Debbie Dunham
Okay.
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Mr. Kroot
All right, all right, Bolander, break that up. You know the rules. You and your girlfriend want to do that, go someplace else, huh?
Steve Bolander
Hey, Kroot! Why don't you go kiss a duck?
Mr. Kroot
What did you say?
Steve Bolander
I said, go kiss a duck, marblehead.
Mr. Kroot
Okay, Bolander, you are suspended. Don't - don't you even come in on Monday. You're out, you're out!
Steve Bolander
Hey, hey, Kroot. I graduated last semester. Remember?
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Carol
Oh, no, not me. Not old Carol. The night is young and I'm not hittin' the rack till I get a little action.
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John Milner
So, your Judy's little... Shit! How old are you?
Carol
I'm old enough. How old are you?
John Milner
I'm too old for you.
Carol
You can't be that old.
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John Milner
Shit! Hey, get down!
Carol
Hey, is this what they call "copping a feel"?
John Milner
What? No, get up, N-O. Sheezus.
Carol
What's your name?
John Milner
My name? Mud, if anybody sees you.
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Man at Accident
[after Terry has backed into his car]
Excuse me, but I think we've had an accident.
Terry Fields
Well, goddammit, I won't report you this time, but next time just watch it, will ya?
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Ants
Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe
He who smelt it, dealt it.
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Joe
[wearing sunglasses at night with two other members of the Pharoh's gang]
Whadaya doin' creep?
Curt Henderson
Who, me?
Joe
No, I'm talkin' to the other fifty creeps here. You know Gil Gonzales?
Curt Henderson
Gil Gonzales? No. No, I don't.
Joe
Don't know Gil huh? Well you oughta. He's a friend of ours and that's his car you got your butt parked on.
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Joe
[gleefully]
Rome wasn't burned in a night.
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Girl in Cadillac
Hey! You got a bitchin' car.
John Milner
Yeah, I know.
Girl in Cadillac
In fact, your car's so neat, we're gonna give you our special prize. You want me to give it to you?
John Milner
Sweetheart, if the prize is you, I'm a ready teddy.
Girl in Cadillac
Well, get bent, turkey!
[throws a water balloon which misses him and hits Carol]
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Steve Bolander
We're finally getting out of this turkey town, and now you wanna crawl back into your cell, right? You wanna end up like John? You just can't stay seventeen forever.
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Debbie Dunham
[to Terry]
Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
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XERB Disc Jockey
I can't really talk for the Wolfman. But I can tell you one thing, if the Wolfman was here he'd tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, the Wolfman comes in here occasionally, bringing tapes, you know, to check up on me and whatnot, and the places he talks about that he's been, the things he's seen. It's a great big beautiful world out there. And here I sit - sucking on popsicles.
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Bob Falfa
Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!
John Milner
You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!
Bob Falfa
Hey, I've been lookin' all over for ya, man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?
John Milner
Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.
Bob Falfa
Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car, it must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!
John Milner
Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Bob Falfa
Field car? What's a field car?
John Milner
A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Bob Falfa
Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green, ain't it?
John Milner
Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!
Bob Falfa
Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man.
John Milner
Oh ho, funny!
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Curt Henderson
Stand by for justice!
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Carol
You're a regular J.D.
John Milner
File that under uh, C.S. over there.
[hands her the ticket Holstein just issued him]
Carol
C.S.? What's that stand for?
John Milner
Chicken shit - that's what it is.
Carol
Oh.
[puts the ticket in the glove compartment which is full of similar tickets]
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Debbie Dunham
I really had a good time. I mean, you picked me up and we got some hard stuff and saw a hold-up, and then we went to the Canal, you got your car stolen, and then I got to watch you gettin' sick, and then you got in this really bitchin' fight. I really had a good time.
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Debbie Dunham
Maybe if it's the goat killer, he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
Terry Fields
I don't want to see the whole thing.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
He's a friend of mine, you hear? And little girl... you better call him, or the Wolfman gonna get you!
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Vic
Hey Deb, How's my soft baby?
Debbie Dunham
Come on, beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Vic
Aw, come on honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy.
Debbie Dunham
Yeah, three weeks? Besides, it only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
Vic
Look who's talking. Hey, who's the wimp you're hanging out with now? Einstein?
Debbie Dunham
Tiger happens to be very intelligent, unlike you. I know everything your dirty little mind is thinking - it shows.
Terry Fields
Hey now, buddy, look. The lady obviously doesn't want to have...
Vic
Look, creep. You want a knuckle sandwich?
Terry Fields
Uh, no thanks. I'm waiting for a double Chucky Chuck.
Vic
Then keep your smart-ass mouth shut.
Vic
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Vic
Hey, I'll call you some night Deb. Some night when I'm hard up.
Debbie Dunham
I won't be home.
Debbie Dunham
[lights a match and throws it at him as he makes an obscene gesture at her]
Debbie Dunham
Get out of here.
Terry Fields
You seem to know a lot of weird guys.
Debbie Dunham
That creep's not a friend of mine, he's just... *horny*. That's why I like you, you're different.
Terry Fields
I am? I mean, do you really think I'm intelligent?
Debbie Dunham
Yeah, and I bet you're smart enough to get us some brew.
[she puts her arm around him, leans over and kisses him]
Debbie Dunham
Yeah.
Terry Fields
Brew?
Debbie Dunham
Yeah.
Terry Fields
You mean liquor. Yeah, yeah right, liquor. Yeah, this place is too crowded anyway.
[starts the car, backs up and pulls out of Mel's Drive-in]
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Steve Bolander
I thought, maybe before I leave, we could agree that... that seeing other people while I'm away can't possibly hurt, you know.
Laurie Henderson
You mean dating other people?
Steve Bolander
I think it would strengthen our relationship. Then we'd know for sure that we're really in love. Not that there's any doubt.
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[last lines]
John Milner
I know, uh... you probably think you're a big shot, goin' off like this...
John Milner
[he slaps Curt]
... but you're still a punk.
Curt Henderson
OK, John... So long... So long!
[Steve, Terry, Laurie and John wish Curt goodbye]
Terry Fields
Have a good trip!
Laurie Henderson
Bye, Curt. Good-bye!
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Terry Fields
Jesus, what a night!
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Curt Henderson
You know Toby Juarez? Toby Juarez, he's a Pharaoh isn't he?
Joe
Toby Juarez? Sure, we know Toby. We killed him last night. Tied him to a car and dragged him.
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Debbie Dunham
Are you for real? Come on, girls don't pay - guys pay!
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John Milner
[to a girl in a Studebaker]
If you ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around, I'm up for grabs.
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Terry Fields
[to Debbie]
Hello. Buenos Noches. You sure you don't need a lift somewhere? Huh? Hey, you know John Milner? John Milner's a good friend of mine. Hey, did anybody ever tell you that you look just like Connie Stevens?
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Carol
I just love listening to Wolfman. My Mom won't let me at home. Because he's a Negro. I think he's terrific! Do you know that he just broadcasts from a plane that flies around in circles all the time? Do you believe that's true?
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Get your bugaloos out baby! The Wolfman is everywhere.
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John Milner
What the hell's goin' on here, Toad? Hey, man, are you all right?
Terry Fields
Yeah, I'll die soon, then it'll all be over, John.
Debbie Dunham
Wow, you're just like the Lone Ranger.
John Milner
Yeah, yeah. Listen, are you with him?
Terry Fields
You're talking to the woman I love.
John Milner
What happened, man?
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Carol
[to John]
Oh, race him. You can beat him.
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John Milner
I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungey - she's bitchin'
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Bob Falfa
Hey, you know a guy around here with a piss yellow deuce coupe, supposed to be hot stuff?
Terry Fields
You mean John Milner?
[Falfa nods slowly]
Terry Fields
Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest...
Bob Falfa
Hey, you see this Milner, you tell him I'm lookin' for him, huh? Tell him I aim to blow his ass right off the road.
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Joe
[waves for Curt to come over]
Get down! OK now, you got it? I'm staying here, you're on your own.
Curt Henderson
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Joe... wait a minute. What if he hears me?
Joe
Shhh. Listen, listen! Look at it this way. Now, you got three choices. One, you chicken out and in that case I let Ants tie you to the car and drag you around a little bit and you don't want that. Right?
Curt Henderson
No.
Joe
Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well uh... you don't want that, right?
Curt Henderson
No, I don't.
Joe
Three, you are successful and you join the Pharaohs with a car coat and a blood initiation and all that, huh?
[Joe pats Curt on the shoulder and runs back to the car]
Curt Henderson
What? Wait a minute, wait a minute! What blood initiation?
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Curt Henderson
[to the mysterious blonde, driving off after mouthing "I love you" to him]
What did you say? Wait, what did you say?
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Carol
[after being hit with a water balloon]
Very funny. What a chop! Ha-ha! Quit laughing! Let's catch 'em at the light. Jump out and flatten their tires.
John Milner
Wait a minute.
Carol
Just do as I say!
John Milner
Alright, boss.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Little kiss on your ear. Goodnight, sweetheart. I'll see you later.
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Laurie Henderson
Come on, Curt. We can't be spending half the night chasing girls after you.
Curt Henderson
Laurie, I'm telling you, this was the most perfect, dazzling creature I've ever seen!
Steve Bolander
She's gone. Forget it.
Curt Henderson
She spoke to me! She spoke to me, right through the window! I think she said, "I love you." That means nothing to you people? You have no romance, no soul? She - someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me! Will you turn the corner?
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John Milner
Don't you have homework or something to do?
Carol
No sweat - my mother does it.
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Herby & the Heartbeats
[singing]
All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop, Let's go!
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Curt Henderson
Are you the Wolfman?
XERB Disc Jockey
No, man. I'm not the Wolfman. Wait a minute.
[puts in a tape]
Wolfman Recording
"Who is this on the Wolfman Telephone?".
Diane
"Diane".
Wolfman Recording
"How you doing, Diane?".
XERB Disc Jockey
That's the Wolfman.
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Teenager in car
[to Terry] Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery!
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John Milner
Paradise Road.
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Bob Falfa
Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Laurie Henderson
Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
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Terry Fields
Oh, that was beautiful, John. Just beautiful.
John Milner
I was losing man.
Terry Fields
What?
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Steve Bolander
Where are you going? It's awfully early in the morning.
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Peg
[to Laurie]
Why are you so depressed? You'll forget him in a week. After you're elected senior Queen, you'll have so many boys after your bod.
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John Milner
[to Carol]
Hey! Driving is a serious business. I ain't having no accidents just because of you!
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Carol
Good, a cop. I'm going to tell him you tried to rape me.
John Milner
Oh, no, no. Hey...
Carol
It's past my curfew. I'm going to tell him how old I am, my parents don't know I'm out and you tried to rape me.
John Milner
Yeah, don't say anything.
Carol
Boy, are you up a creek.
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Terry Fields
Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky.
Clerk at Liquor Store
Okay, you got an I.D. for the liquor?
Terry Fields
Oh, umm, yeah. Oh, nuts, I left it in the car.
Clerk at Liquor Store
Sorry. You'll have to get it before...
Terry Fields
Well, I... I also... I forgot the car.
Debbie Dunham
[goes out to the car]
Hey, did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? You got it! You got it! You didn't get it? Why didn't you get it?
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Carol
Gee, thanks. It's just like a ring or something. It's like were going steady.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[to Curt]
Hey, have a popsicle. The ice box just broke down, and they're melting all over the place. You want one?
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Station Attendant
Took the header plugs off, eh? Expectin' some action?
John Milner
Yeah, I think so. There's some punk lookin' for me.
Station Attendant
Why the hell do they bother? You've been number one as long as I can remember.
John Milner
Yeah. Been a long time, ain't it? I'll see ya.
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Wendy
I gotta go.
Curt Henderson
Where are you going?
Wendy
Nowhere.
Curt Henderson
Well, do you mind if I come along?
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Terry Fields
What a babe! What a bitchin' babe!
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Mr. Wolfe
I'd like to, but I can't. I mean, if old Mr. Simpson came in here and saw me dancing with one of you sexy little - excuse me - one of you young ladies, he'd have my rear end.
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Laurie Henderson
Get your cooties off me!
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Eddie
I hear college girls really put out.
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Joe
There's that badass Chevy again. Look at the snatch he's got with him.
Ants
Hey, man, he looks like a wimp.
Curt Henderson
Probably is. Wimps get all the snatch.
Carlos
Milner ain't gonna beat that. His time has come. He's getting old. He ain't as fast as he used to be.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Hey, this one is for all yous out there watchin' the Submarine Races.
[singing]
XERB Disc Jockey
I wonder, wonder who, Who wrote the book of love...
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Carol
You're an ogre, just like my father. He won't let me stay out late or play records or anything.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
My, my, my. You only got five minutes left, if you want to talk to the Wolfman. Gonna make all your dreams come true, baby.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Oh, I can't believe it. Feels so good 'cause you're sixteen.
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Bob Falfa
[singing]
Some enchanted evening / You will see a stranger / You will see a stranger / Across a crowded room / And somehow you'll know / That she is the one...
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[first lines]
Terry Fields
Hey, what do you say, Curt? Last night in town... you guys gonna have a little bash before you leave?
Steve Bolander
The Moose have been looking for you all day.
[hands a check to Curt]
Steve Bolander
They got worried... thought you were trying to avoid them or something.
Terry Fields
What is it? What do ya got?
Curt Henderson
Oh, great.
Terry Fields
That's $2,000 man! Two thousand dollars!
Steve Bolander
Mr. Jennings gave it to me to give to you. He says he's sorry it's so late, but it's the first scholarship the Moose Lodge has given out. And he, uh, says they're all very proud of you back at the lodge.
Curt Henderson
Cute. Why don't you hold it for me for awhile?
Steve Bolander
Hey, I don't want it. Take it... it's yours.
Terry Fields
I'll take it!
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Laurie Henderson
Come on.
Steve Bolander
Come on, what?
Laurie Henderson
Steven, please. Smile or something.
Steve Bolander
Quit pinching!
Laurie Henderson
You think I care if you go off? You think I'm gonna crack up or something? Boy, are you conceited!
Steve Bolander
I don't know why I ever asked you out!
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Steve Bolander
What's wrong?
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Old Man
Sicker 'n' a dog, that's for sure.
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Terry Fields
I'll love and protect this car until death do us part. This is a superfine machine! This might even be better than Daryl Starbird's superfleck moonbird. It is better than Daryl Starbird's superfleck moonbird.
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Herby & the Heartbeats
[singing]
Bah-bah-bah-bah, Bah-bah-bah-bah Bah-bah-bah-bah, Bah-bah-bah-bah, At the hop! Well, you can rock it you can roll it, You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop, When the record starts spinnin', You chalypso when you chicken at the hop, Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop, Let's go the the hop, Let's go to the hop...
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Wendy
I thought you were going away to school.
Curt Henderson
Ah, maybe. Maybe. What?
Wendy
Same old Curt. All the time we were going together you never knew what you were doing.
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Joe
Listen, eh, Carl.
Curt Henderson
Curt.
Joe
Curt!
Curt Henderson
Curt.
Joe
Despite you scratching Gil's car, I like you. And I know what you'd like more than anything right now. Like every guy in town, you got the same secret dream, right? You want to be a Pharaoh. Huh? Go ahead, you can admit it.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio] My, my, my, listen, man, what kind of entertainment you got in that town?
Wolfman Jack Caller 1
All we got is you!
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio] Well, all right, baby! Here we go with another call out of the station. Can you dig it? Answer the phone, dummy.
Pinkie's Pizza Employee
Pinkie's Pizza
XERB Disc Jockey
Ah, yeah, listen, you got any more of those secret agent spy-scopes?
Pinkie's Pizza Employee
Hit parade on the stethoscope?
XERB Disc Jockey
No. No, the secret agent spy-scope, man. That pulls in the moon, and the stars and the planets - and the satellites and the little bitty space men.
Pinkie's Pizza Employee
You must have the wrong number, partner.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio] Who is this on the Wolfman telephone?
Operator
Hello, Collect...
XERB Disc Jockey
Pardon me. Your name is Colette?
Operator
Yes. Collect call, for Wolf...
XERB Disc Jockey
Your name is Colette Call?
Operator
Sir, this is the Operator.
XERB Disc Jockey
Are you French, Operator?
Operator
This is a collect call for Wolfman Jack.
XERB Disc Jockey
I - I love you, Operator.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio] How old are you?
Wolfman Caller 2
I'm thirteen, how old are you?
XERB Disc Jockey
I'm only fourteen.
Wolfman Caller 2
Oh, boy, I love you, Wolfman.
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Wolfman Caller 3
[on the radio] Would you dedicate a record to keep me and my girlfriend together?
XERB Disc Jockey
Are you separated?
Wolfman Caller 3
Well, see, we're havin' a little problem.
XERB Disc Jockey
I'll bring you right together. Hold on a minute, man. Hi ya, hi ya, hi, hi, hi. Everything's gonna be all right now, man, you understand? Keep the evil spirits away. Now, let me play the record for ya.
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Steve Bolander
You make it sound like I'm giving dictation.
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Curt Henderson
Why is it every girl that comes around here is ugly? Or has a boyfriend? Where is the dazzling beauty I've been searching for all my life?
John Milner
Yeah, I know what you mean. The pickin's are really gettin' slim. The whole strip is shrinking! Ah, you know, I remember about five years ago, take you a couple of hours and a tank full of gas just to make one circuit. It was really somethin.'
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John Milner
Go ahead, Curtsy, baby. You go on over there and you remember all the good times you won't be having. I ain't goin' off to some goddamned fancy college. I'm stayin' right here. Havin' fun, as usual!
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Laurie Henderson
Go ahead, slug me, scar my face! I wouldn't dance with you if you were the last guy left in this gym!
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Joe
Hey, where ya goin?
Curt Henderson
Ah, nowhere.
Joe
Ya must be going someplace. I mean ya left here, didn't ya?
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John Milner
Here it is. One ten cent coke with ice. But, don't take all day drinking it - please.
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Carlos
You tell her, Wolfman! He's my man. When I graduate, I'm gonna be a Wolfman. Hey, you know he broadcasts out of Mexico someplace?
Joe
No, he don't. I seen the station right outside of town.
Carlos
That's just a clearing station, man. So he can fool the cops. He blasts that thing all the way around the world. It's against the law, man.
Ants
Ah, man, they'll never catch the Wolfman.
Carlos
No way.
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Bobbie
Drop dead!
Curt Henderson
Unless you want to go to Gallo Dam and have a little orgy.
Wendy
You wish!
Curt Henderson
No. I could pick up some oleomargarine and we could roll around in it for awhile.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Sneakin' around with the Wolfman, baby. Oh, this is gonna strike a raw nerve, mama. Here's the Platters.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Oh, now we gonna do the weather for all the valleys and the mountain tops. Gonna be hot - about 200 degrees in Merced, 400 degrees out in Fresno, and I know we're gonna have about 500 degrees up around the valley there somewhere. You got the Wolfman Jack Show!
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Curt Henderson
Hey, any of you guys know a blonde in a white T-Bird?
Joe
Yeah, I know her, what about it?
Curt Henderson
I'm trying to find out, you know, who she is.
Joe
She's outta your price range, man. My brother's been out with her. He clued me in.
Curt Henderson
Price range? Are you trying to tell me that she's a prostitute?
Joe
That's right. She's a thirty dollar Sheri. Jesus, can you imagine that? Thirty bucks for that broad.
Curt Henderson
We got to be thinking about two different broads.
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Carlos
Hey, watch it. Fuzz ahead.
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Steve Bolander
Where's my rod?
Terry Fields
Your rod?
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Steve Bolander
Oh, come on. You want it and you know it. Don't be so damn self-righteous with me. After all that stuff you told me about watching your brother.
Laurie Henderson
You're disgusting! Get out of my car! Get out!
Steve Bolander
Laurie.
Laurie Henderson
I told you never to mention that!
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
It's a shame, baby. I'll tell yuh... Got to take it easy when you're drivin' that car of yours. You got to cruise easy, baby. Don't be doin' any accidents or anything on me.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
I haven't cried so much. And the tears and everything, man, I leaned down towards the microphone and I almost shorted myself out.
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Terry Fields
Jesus, what a night.
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Terry Fields
Stay cool, man. And - don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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John Milner
Okay, Toad. We'll take 'em all.
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Debbie Dunham
Hey, why don't we go get your jeep?
Terry Fields
What? What are you talkin' about?
Debbie Dunham
You know, your jeep, the one you sold the hunting horses for. The one with the four-wheel drive.
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Curt Henderson
You gonna go after him?
John Milner
Hey, listen, Professor, if he can't find me, then he ain't worth racin', right?
Curt Henderson
The big shot!
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John Milner
Come on, really, Carol, now don't say anything.
Carol
If you say I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy, she's bitchin'.
John Milner
Hah.
Carol
Say it, I'll tell him.
John Milner
I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy - she's bitchin'.
Carol
I'll think about it.
Holstein
Where you going, Milner?
John Milner
Oh, I'm going home, sir.
Holstein
Uh, well, where have you been?
John Milner
Uh, we were, I wa, uh, at the movies, sir.
Holstein
Milner, you didn't happen to be around the corner of 12th and G about 8:30 tonight, did you?
John Milner
No, no sir, we were at the movies, like I said.
Holstein
Milner, the reason I stopped you is because the light on your license plate is out. I'm going to have to cite you for that. And Milner, the front end of this thing you are driving looks a little low.
John Milner
No sir, no no, it's twelve and a half inches, regulations height. You can check it if you like, sir.
Holstein
Look, Milner, listen. You can't fool with the law.
John Milner
Yes sir.
Holstein
We know it was you tonight. We have an excellent description of this car. I could run you in right now and I could make it stick. But I'm not going to that, Milner, and you know why? I want to catch you in the act. And when I do, I'm going to nail you but good.
Holstein
Happy birthday, Milner.
John Milner
Thank you. Asshole.
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Peg
Joe College strikes out.
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Mr. Wolfe
I thought you'd left.
Curt Henderson
No, not yet. I have no matches.
Mr. Wolfe
That's all right.
[strikes a match and lights his cigarette]
Mr. Wolfe
Brother, how do I get stuck with dance supervision? Will you tell me that? You going back east? Boy, I remember the day I went off. Got drunk as hell the night before, just...
Curt Henderson
Blotto.
Mr. Wolfe
Blotto, exactly. Barfed on the train all the next day, too.
Curt Henderson
Cute, very cute. Where'd you go again?
Mr. Wolfe
Middlebury, Vermont.
Curt Henderson
Right.
Mr. Wolfe
Got a scholarship.
Curt Henderson
Only stayed a semester?
Mr. Wolfe
One semester. After all that, I came back here.
Curt Henderson
Why did you come back?
Mr. Wolfe
I decided I wasn't the competitive type.
[pauses]
Mr. Wolfe
I don't know, maybe I was scared.
Curt Henderson
Well, I uh - I think I may find that I'm not the competitive type myself.
Mr. Wolfe
What do you mean?
Curt Henderson
Well, I'm not really sure that I'm
[pauses]
Curt Henderson
going.
Mr. Wolfe
Hey now, don't be stupid. Experience life! Have some fun, Curt! Anyway, good luck.
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Terry Fields
A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and...
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Joe
[to Curt]
You better comes with us and take a ride with the Pharaohs, huh?
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Steve Bolander
Let's dance.
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Mr. Gordon
Hey, what are you punks doing? What's going on here?
Joe
I'm just uh...
Curt Henderson
Oh, hi, Mr. Gordon. What's up?
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XERB Disc Jockey
[to Curt]
Hey, what do you want? Push the red switch down.
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Debbie Dunham
I can't see what he's doing. Darn it, I wish I could see.
Terry Fields
I can't see anything. I don't wanna see anything.
[Debbie walks away]
Terry Fields
Just keep him away from me, that's all I want. How do I get into these things? We're all right up... Debbie? Debbie?
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XERB Disc Jockey
Sneakin' around with the Wolfman, baby. This is gonna strike a raw nerve, Mama. Here's The Platters.
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Terry Fields
Are you guys ready?
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Terry Fields
You'll always be Number One, John. You're the greatest.
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Terry Fields
I got a really sharp record collection. I even have "Pledging My Love" by Johnny Ace. Look, how can you love Nelson when he's going out with Marilyn Gator. Since he dumped on you...
Budda
He didn't dump on me, you little dip!
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Wendy
Did you know that my ex is going to become a presidential aide?
Bobbie
Yeah?
Wendy
And it's a secret, so don't tell anybody, but, his greatest ambition is to shake hands with President Kennedy. How do you suppose you're going to do that wishy-washy at J.C.?
Curt Henderson
Well, maybe I've grown up. Maybe I changed my mind.
Wendy
Wendy, Bobbie: Doubt it.
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XERB Disc Jockey
[on the radio]
Rock 'n' Roll will stand man. Who's this on the Wolfman telephone?
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Debbie Dunham
Wow, it's really beautiful out tonight. It's a perfect night for horseback riding. I was going with a guy who had a horse once.
Terry Fields
Oh yeah? I used to have a couple of horses myself.
Debbie Dunham
Really?
Terry Fields
I used them for hunting. I do a lot of hunting, you know. Yeah, deer mostly. I got a couple of bear last year. Yeah, those were good ponies. I had to train 'em special myself. It took a lot of time.
Debbie Dunham
Yeah? Do you still have 'em? We can go for a ride.
Terry Fields
No, no, I had to sell 'em. To get these wheels and a jeep. I got a jeep pick-up, with four-wheel drive. It's got a gun rack. And I use that for hunting mostly.
Debbie Dunham
Why do you kill little animals? I think that's terrible.
Terry Fields
Oh, well, yeah, I figure with bears, though, it's me or them.
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Debbie Dunham
You know, what, Terry. I had a pretty good time tonight.
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Curt Henderson
Listen, I still gotta find that blonde.
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Debbie Dunham
Wow, it's a really beautiful night tonight. It's a perfect night for horseback riding.
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[John and Falfa arrive at Paradise Road for their drag race. John then suddenly notices that Laurie is with Falfa]
John Milner
Hey, Laurie, what in hell are you doin' in there?
[to Falfa]
John Milner
Is she gonna ride with you?
Laurie Henderson
Mind your own business, John!
Bob Falfa
Yeah, she's goin' with me. You take care of yourself, man.
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