[last lines]
Carter
[on the phone] If we're still out in the middle of desert somewhere, I just finished an imaginary book.
Mitchell
Wow, that's really, really fast. So tell me how it ends.
Carter
Well, that's the funny thing.
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Mitchell
Carter? Carter... Piece of shit!
[throws the phone done, and it starts ringing but there is no display]
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Mitchell
Are you telling me that you're not at all suspicious that things have gone so smoothly?
Carter
Suspicious? No, I'm stunned, I'm impressed. But I'm not suspicious.
Mitchell
Well, maybe you should be. I mean, think about it, things could be just a little too good to be true, you know what I mean?
Carter
Believe me, if I was making this up, there would be a lot more lottery winning and super models.
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Carter
You look like a goddamn horror movie extra!
Mitchell
Let's remember why I look like this. This, this was your idea. Oh, "what am I afraid of, what could it hurt." Well, there ya go. That is exactly why you can't have a Mohawk in the real world.
Carter
I gave you a haircut, not a lobotomy!
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Mitchell
What the hell are you doing, driving us through the middle of nowhere?
Carter
We're taking the scenic route, remember?
Mitchell
By scenic I was thinking, I don't know, more trees, mountains, people.
[indicating the map]
Mitchell
Dots a lot closer together.
Carter
By scenic I meant... rarely seen.
[breaths deeply]
Mitchell
I'm gonna get you a dictionary when I get back.
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Mitchell
A 30 year old loser, living in his car, is about the last person that I'm going to be looking to for advice on how to fix my life. So unless you want to put out a book of "don't"s based on all of the ways you've screwed up, which is the only thing you're ever likely to publish, you should probably just shut the fuck up.
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1989, Japan, Adventure, Comedy, Fairy Tale, Family, Animation, Anime
