The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart Movie Quotes
Dr. Venture
Well, looks like they're about done, Helper. Are you ready to meet... the Venture Brothers?
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Billy Quizboy
It's actually kind of amazing. We accidentally built a miniature anti-gravity engine.
Dr. Venture
Go Team Venture.
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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
The crime scene cliche here tells a different story.
Mantilla
Yeah, it started as kind of a checklist, then I had all these pictures, then I got some... yarn. You never set out to make an "I'm crazy" wall, but ya know. They happen. It's an organic thing.
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Dean
I got bit. Back in Chicago. I can feel the change coming. I don't wanna be a vampire!
Jefferson Twilight
Boy, you got nicked by my necklace when I tackled your ass, is all. Always gotta make it about you.
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Ben
Hey kid, I wanna give you something. Your grand-pap gave me this before your dad was born.
Hank
Is it more dumb news? You gonna tell me who my mom isn't?
Ben
Nah. Just a watch. GMT Master. Venture Blue Dial. Tells the time in two time zones.
Hank
It's heavy.
Ben
That fourth hand there, the little date window, those are called complications. Complications make a watch special. More complications the more valuable. Read the engraving Jonas put on there.
Hank
[reads]
"Elige Tua."
Ben
Eh. Close enough. It's latin for "Choose your family." Blood doesn't make a family. Love does. Your grandpap knew that. Choose your family, and remember, the complications make it special.
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Dean
Okay, so... who is our mom?
Dr. Venture
Seriously, Dean, haven't we had enough family history for one day? I don't even know who my mom is. All you need to know is that the person who gave birth to you loves you. I promise they do.
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Dr. Venture
Ugh! What would Hank be doing in Queens anyway? Nobody goes to Queens.
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Dr. Venture
I don't see a wedding ring.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
I'm wearing gloves.
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Mantilla
Just go ahead and kick her right in the throat meat. Hard as you want.
The Monarch
What? No. I-I don't want to kick anyone in the... throat meat.
Mantilla
Your loss.
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Brock
Pilot! Follow that... skyscraper!
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Mantilla
No offense to morons, but your husband is their king.
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Mantilla
Ugh, when guys get comfortable somewhere, they always start peeing in bottles. What is wrong with them?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
Ugh, who the hell knows?
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The Monarch
I'm sorry for everything. I just... dig in.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
You dig in. I know you, sweetie.
The Monarch
Oh. So you know I'm Dr Venture, plus baboon? Fucking baboon.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
You are the Monarch. That Dr Venture, he makes my skin crawl. You make me feel like the luckiest woman in the world. You're not the same.
The Monarch
So, what now? I spent my entire life arching... me. I'm pathetic.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
Honey, you're a Greek myth. You're pitted in the eternal battle against the worst aspects of yourself. The Guild, it can't touch a rivalry like that. He's all yours, if you want.
The Monarch
Or maybe I should just... give this all up.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
It's your choice. I'll stand by you either way. Tell me what to do.
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[last lines]
[Rusty gets his pants pulled down by an invisible Dr Girlfriend]
Dr. Venture
Oh, come on! Who did that? Who's there?
The Monarch
Feel the sting of The Mighty Monarch!
Henchman 21
Yes! We are back!
The Monarch
[in agony]
Mark my words: I will get you, Dr. Venture! You can't hide from the villainous wrath of your better self! I am radiant and vitalized by the blood of the ferocious baboon! Now somebody call me an Uber!
Dr. Venture
knew this was coming. Brock, aren't you gonna... get him?
Brock
Yeah, I've had enough for tonight. I'ma just get him an Uber.
Henchman 21
[to Rusty]
Pawned!
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Ben
[on Rusty and Malcolm]
They are not brothers. They're the same guy. Or clones of the same guy, at least. Other than a pinch of baboon DNA we spliced into R-22 to counteract the premature balding, they're identical. They're both Rusty clones. I told Jonas, "Don't put that monkey junk in there, it'll make him more aggressive." But did he listen? Noooo. Pawned R-22 off on that Morpho couple. Couldn't have kids of their own, poor bastards. Felt sorry for 'em.
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The Monarch
I am a super villain that hates Dr. Venture. That is the way it is, has been, and will always be. That's what I do!
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The Monarch
I can't believe we stayed for your over-the-hill rent-a-cop. Why didn't we just leave him and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Venture
We didn't stay for Hatred. We stayed because if we leave, the building'll kill a bunch of people.
The Monarch
...So?
Henchman 21
Dude!
Dr. Venture
And that's why I'm always the hero and you're always the villain.
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Henchman 21
Don't go into the gallery.
The Monarch
I'm not gonna look at your porn.
Mantilla
Oh, you have no idea how much you don't wanna see his porn.
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