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Bella Baxter [on the wailing infant] I must go punch that baby.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter My father once told me, "Always carve with compassion." He was a fucking idiot, but it's not bad advice.
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Bella Baxter I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence.
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Bella Baxter Why keep it in my mouth if it is revolting?
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Max McCandles [about Bella] My, what a very pretty retard.
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Swiney We must work. We must make money. But more than that Bella, we must experience everything. Not just the good, but degradation, horror, sadness. This makes us whole Bella, makes us people of substance. Not flighty, untouched children. Then we can know the world. And when we know the world, the world is ours.
Bella Baxter I want that.
Swiney Now go and fuck someone and bring me ten francs.
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Bella Baxter This is Martha. She is my new friend who has not been fucked in twenty years! Is that not astonishment? I hope you use your hand between your legs to keep yourself happy?
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[after sex]
Bella Baxter Why do people not just do this *all* the time?
Duncan Wedderburn [chuckles] Well, at the risk of being immodest: You've just been thrice fucked by the very best. It's probable no other man will ever bring you to the raptures I have. I feel bad for you.
Bella Baxter Well, then it will just be *you* I do furious jumping with.
Duncan Wedderburn [chuckles] Furious jumping? I love that.
Bella Baxter I'm rested. Let us go again.
Duncan Wedderburn Again? Unfortunately, even I have my limits. Men cannot keep coming back for more.
Bella Baxter It is a physiological problem? A weakness in men?
Duncan Wedderburn Mm... well... perhaps so. You'd be advised, if it's not too late, not to fall in love with me. I have very little to offer in the way of constancy. Just adventure.
Bella Baxter I see.
Duncan Wedderburn Let us sleep.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter I'm something of a romantic myself.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter I have taken five milligrams of heroin through the toes for pain, amphetamines for energy, and cocaine... because I am partial to cocaine.
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Duncan Wedderburn I will fucking throw you overboard!
Bella Baxter So you wish to marry me, or kill me? Is that the proposal?
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Duncan Wedderburn [Mockingly] "We're all masters of our own ships." You cunty cuntface dipshit!
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Bella Baxter If I know the world I can improve it.
Harry Astley You can't. This is the real point. Don't accept the lie of religion, socialism, capitalism. We are a fucked species. Know it. Hope is smash-able, realism is not. Protect yourself with the truth.
Bella Baxter I realize what you are now Harry. Just a broken little boy who cannot bear the pain of the world.
Harry Astley I suppose so.
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Duncan Wedderburn It's devil's work at hand! He coughs not air as a normal man, but blood!
Max McCandles He has cancer, you fucking idiot!
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Bella Baxter You are troubled?
Duncan Wedderburn Did he lie with you?
Bella Baxter No. We were against a wall.
Duncan Wedderburn Did you furious jump him?
Bella Baxter No. He just fast-licked my clitoris. I had the heat that needed release, so at my request it was.
[Duncan bashes his head against the bar]
Bella Baxter You too may tongue-play me. So I'm not understanding this complicated feeling.
Duncan Wedderburn [Sobs hysterically]
Bella Baxter Are you now crying?
Bella Baxter [Bella pats Duncan awkwardly on the back] What a confusing person you are, Duncan Wedderburn.
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Duncan Wedderburn Kitty, did you see the new show in London by Wilde? Marvelously witty!
Kitty I loved it. A handbag!
[Bella spits her food]
Bella Baxter What? Why keep it in my mouth, if it is revolting?
Kitty I have said that before to Gerald. If you catch my drift.
Duncan Wedderburn You are wicked.
Bella Baxter Oh, because you mean his penis? Duncan's can sometimes be salty.
Duncan Wedderburn Good God, Bella.
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[repeated line]
Felicity Belle. Whore.
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Bella Baxter My empathy is creeping towards what I would describe... a contemptuous rage.
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Bella Baxter Your sad face makes me discover angry feelings about you.
Duncan Wedderburn Right. I have become the very thing I hate. A grasping succubus of a lover. I've pried many of them off me. Now I'm it.
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Duncan Wedderburn Well at the risk of being immodest, you've just been thrice fucked by the very best. It's probable no other man will ever bring you to the raptures I have. I feel bad for you.
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Bella Baxter Hello, interesting older lady. I must touch your hair.
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Mrs. Prim She grabbed my hairy business!
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Dr. Godwin Baxter I cannot let you go.
Bella Baxter Kiss me and set me forth. If you do not, Bella's insides shall turn rotten with hate.
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Duncan Wedderburn Selfish, thoughtless, careless bitch.
Bella Baxter I am not thoughtless Duncan. More like, it is true my ability to think things through to the logical conclusion is not strong. I did help those suffering people. I have ruined us as you pointed out. But I do believe my actions came from a good place.
Duncan Wedderburn Shut the fuck up!
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Duncan Wedderburn You're always reading now, Bella. You're losing some of your adorable way of speaking.
Bella Baxter I am a changeable feast. As are all of we. Apparently according to Emerson, disagreed with by Harry.
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Bella Baxter Let us touch each other's genetical pieces.
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Bella Baxter I will leave at my leisure, but I am flattered by your desire to trap me.
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Bella Baxter I'm so tired. Or maybe just my spirit is. My soul has been buckled, crumpled, flattened Duncan Wedderburn, by the sights I have seen.
[Bella cries]
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Harry Astley A lot of dead babies.
Bella Baxter [distraught] We must go help them.
Harry Astley How will we do that? When we go down there, they'll quite rightfully rope us, rob us and rape us. And if they were here, and we were there, we'd do the same to them.
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Bella Baxter A finger up the arse should help things along.
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Duncan Wedderburn You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Will not lie, I've been with many.
Bella Baxter Missus Prim said you were wolf, with scent of a hundred women on you.
Duncan Wedderburn She undersells it. Okay, oysters have you had them before?
Bella Baxter I have not.
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Duncan Wedderburn I do not care for polite society. It's fucking boring. It destroys one's soul.
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Swiney You are an idealist. Like me. How delightful you are. But we must give in to the demands of the world sometimes. Grapple with it. Try to defeat it.
Bella Baxter So you believe as me?
Swiney Of course. But some men enjoy that you do not like it.
Bella Baxter What? That is...
Swiney Sick. But good business.
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Bella Baxter Bella not safe with you, I think.
Duncan Wedderburn You are absolutely, not.
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Bella Baxter More furious jumping!
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Bella Baxter We are all on a ship and cannot escape. And there is a world to enjoy, traverse, circumnavigate.
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Bella Baxter It is the goal of all to improve, advance, progress, grow.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter I must make my own Gastric Juices. My Father removed my pyloric glands to see what would happen. Turns out we need them!
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Bella Baxter What was the root of the unhappiness? What drove her off a bridge?
Alfie Blessington You hated the baby. You called "the monster".
Bella Baxter I see. I have noticed the lack of maternal instinct.
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Bella Baxter A love of cruelty? I was not a kind person, it seemed.
Alfie Blessington Kind? You would never be so dull, Victoria. Appalling idea.
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Bella Baxter Wouldn't you rather the women chose?
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Duncan Wedderburn You're whores.
Bella Baxter We are our own means of production. Go away.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter To elicit a sexual response from my body would take all the electricity in North London!
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Max McCandles So, you are not laying with her?
Dr. Godwin Baxter Spermatic ejaculation can only induce homeostasis in me if accompanied by prolonged stimulation in higher nerve centers whose pressure on the ductless glands changes the chemistry of my blood not for a few spasmodic minutes but for many days.
Max McCandles What..?
Dr. Godwin Baxter I am a eunuch and can't fuck her!
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Bella Baxter I generally charge 30 Francs.
Max McCandles I think that's a bit low...
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Duncan Wedderburn I have decided to forgive you. I have booked our berths home. I have told mother to prepare our wedding bed. Did you fuck the guy with hooks for hands? You did. I know. I beat the tar out of that guy.
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Bella Baxter [She's working as a prostitute. A male client has just arrived] Madam Swiney, this lineup system... you really expect me to go upstairs with a man even if I find him distasteful... and therefore am sad when I let him furious-jump me?
Swiney That is the way it is, my darling. Gosh, you look pretty. How it agrees with you to be ravaged.
Bella Baxter [to the client] So, would you not prefer it if the women chose, as it would be a sign of enthusiasm toward you? You wouldn't have the vague sense that they're in a state of horror when you jump them.
Swiney [Madam Swiney and the client speak in French] Bella is new and may have a mental illness. She doesn't yet understand how things work.
Bella Baxter As God, my father, says, it is only the way it is until we discover the new way it is, and then that is the way it is until we discover the new way it is, and so it goes until the world is no longer flat, electricity lights the night, and shoes are no longer tied with ribbons.
Toinette Je suis d'accord. As a socialist, I agree entirely. Magnifique.
Swiney Toinette, you have such a clever mouth. Monsieur Mersault will enjoy it for free.
[Toinette's smile slowly fades.]
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Duncan Wedderburn I shall throw her into the Ocean!
Bella Baxter I dare you!
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Bella Baxter Madam Swiney, I have examined my situation. I need sex and money. I could take a lover, another Wedderburn who would keep me but may require an awful lot of attention. Or else it's twenty minutes at a time, and the rest of my day is free to study on the world and the improvement of it. Hence, I seek employment at your musty-smelling establishment of good time fornication.
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Bella Baxter What of the tongue-play you were about to perform? Is that not happening?
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Alfie Blessington They talk and talk... and yet at some point, there's nothing left but to pull a gun.
Alfie Blessington 'Tis the way with women.
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Bella Baxter I feel like this conversation has become circular.
Duncan Wedderburn CUUUUUUNT!
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Hapless Student What is the purpose of putting it back?
Dr. Godwin Baxter My amusement!
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Duncan Wedderburn You'd be advised, if it's not too late, not to fall in love with me. I have very little to offer in the way of constancy. Just adventure.
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Frenchman [to his bored sons] Et dans le cat-cat!
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Duncan Wedderburn Martha! She is the problem! I will throw that fucking perfumed bag of flesh overboard.
Bella Baxter I dare you.
[Duncan storms toward the deck]
Harry Astley Where are you going?
Duncan Wedderburn She's going over the side!
Martha von Kurtzroc Marvellous. I never imagined I'd be murdered. How dramatic!
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Dr. Godwin Baxter Do not cry into the wound! You'll kill me faster with sepsis.
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Harry Astley This improvement through philosophy is people trying to run away from the fact that we are all cruel beasts. Born that way. Die that way.
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Alfie Blessington Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaaa!
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Max McCandles Sir, where did she come fom?
Dr. Godwin Baxter I believe your job is collecting data. When I add inane questions to it, I'll let you know.
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Upper Class Woman Victoria Blessington? I haven't seen you for years.
Bella Baxter And you still have not. As I'm Bella Baxter, strange feathered lady.
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Alfie Blessington Does that look stripped to the bone to you?
Butler I apologise.
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Swiney You're my favorite!
Bella Baxter I've heard you say that to the others.
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Dr. Godwin Baxter Only dead ones for Bella...
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Duncan Wedderburn [Pastel del Nata] It is for devouring all at once, not nibbling away at!
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Bella Baxter Squish! Squish!
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Alfie Blessington The staff are getting mutinous, I fear an uprising.
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Madame Ah, the new girl! She may have a mental Illness...
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Alfie's Doctor Do you just want the clitoral hood?
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Dr. Godwin Baxter Do you think my father could have branded me on my genitals with hot irons the way he did if he did not put science and progress first?
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Bella Baxter Is that smell you?
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Duncan Wedderburn Time for Siesta!
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Duncan Wedderburn I'll be at the Casino!
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Hapless Student Buy a suit!
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Dr. Godwin Baxter We are men of science. This emotionality is unseemly.
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Duncan Wedderburn There's a woman on fire, look.
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