IF Movie Quotes
Cal
Keith! What kind of a kid creates an invisible IF?
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Cal
I'm not going to ask you again, Put some pants on, You're freaking everyone out.
Banana
Haha, pants!
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Cal
Don't look him in the eye.
Bea
Which one?
Cal
You know damn well which one.
Marshmallow
Thanks for doing this, It really means a whole lot.
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Cal
Are you ready for this? There's no telling who's behind that door today.
Bea
Are any of them scary?
Cal
Worse. Desperate.
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Cal
What if I told you imaginary friends are real? And when they're kids grow up, they're forgotten.
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Cal
This is way above my pay grade.
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Magician Mouse
Question: Why did these kids forget about us in the first place?
Slime
Last week, I just started falling apart!
Guardian Dog
You're sucking the oxygen out of the room!
Robot
Honestly, doc, this is how it's going to be. I'm just going to wheel myself back and plug in
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Dad
One day, It's going to make a hell of a story.
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Blossom
We've started a matchmaking agency to help IFs find new kids.
Blue
Or we just disappear!
Blossom
Happy place. Happy place.
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Dad
Hey, Keith!
[as he trips coming through the door]
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Lewis
Nothing you love can ever be forgotten. You can always go back.
Bea
How?
Lewis
Memories. They live forever. Right there in your heart.
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Cosmo
Cloak and Dagger!
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Cal
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pants, I'm so sorry.
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Bea
I'll always need you, especially when I grow up
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Alligator
Okay, let me tell you something about the dark, okay? All kids are scared of the dark. All of them! Even if they don't admit it. And why? Cuz those night lights don't do anything! That's why.
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Unicorn
My little girl's name was Tabitha, and she named me Uni... because... because
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Unicorn
... because I'm a unicorn! Sorry! Oh, I'm so nervous!
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Unicorn
Oh my gosh! It's like a dream!
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Gummy Bear
And Mom said too much candy isn't good for your tummy, but I said
[farts]
Gummy Bear
Oh, my god!
Cal
Wow. My eyes can taste it.
Gummy Bear
I'm so sorry.
Cal
You don't taste that in your eyeballs?
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Bubble
Pop. Because sometimes, when I get nervous, I... Oh dear God!
[pops and then comes back and chuckles]
Bea
Nothing to be nervous about. You're doing great.
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Guardian Dog
Like, sure, Mom, you got a job to do. You're doing great. But let me ask you something. You put this kid to bed, who's gonna watch over Poughkeepsie?
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[offers her hand]
[they go to the carnival]
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[first lines]
Bea
[narrating]
I remember, my mom always asked me to tell her a story. And I never knew why. Maybe it was just something to make her smile. To take her away from it all.
Bea
It wasn't until much later that I realized that these stories she wanted me to tell had nothing to do with her at all. Then I realized that the most important stories we have to tell, are the ones we tell ourselves.
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