Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Movie Quotes
Master Splinter
[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late]
Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
Donatello
We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
Michelangelo
It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so...
Raphael
Yeah, the cat.
Master Splinter
[suspicious]
Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?
Donatello
Uh...
Leonardo
Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
Donatello
LEO!
Master Splinter
WHAT? You watch a movie with the HUMANS? Ugh!
Michelangelo
You ratted us out!
Leonardo
I mean it's 2023 Mikey...
Michelangelo
Sorry, Dad.
Donatello
It wasn't that big a deal! We just watched a movie and came back. We're fine!
Master Splinter
[grumbles]
You forgot, huh? You don't remember why humans are disgusting monsters? Why they're dangerous? Why they're gonna milk us for our blood?
Michelangelo
They don't want to milk us dad.
Donatello
Again with the milking...
Raphael
We don't even have nipples!
Master Splinter
You know what? I'm gonna tell the story again.
[everyone complains]
Master Splinter
Just for that, I tell you the LONG version. Hehehe!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Raphael
Do we not have last names?
Donatello
Whoa, who are we?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Master Splinter
My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo... honor!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Michelangelo
Why not?
April O'Neil
Because he kills everybody who does!
Raphael
Whoa, cool!
April O'Neil
No! Not cool!
Raphael
Eh, a bit cool.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Donatello
Our dad's definitely not a giant rat.
April O'Neil
That makes me think he is a rat.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Mondo Gecko
I wish there was another way, but the peoples, they gots to go.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Leonardo
Yo Ock! Let me get that bacon, egg, and cheese!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Raphael
Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo: Humans are the demon scum of the earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Superfly
6 'N the mornin' Police at my door!
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Donatello
Guys, I got an idea. So, uh, S-Fly, my man, we'll drive the van with the storage unit, and, uh, you lead the way.
Superfly
Cool. But I drive fast, and I don't want y'all to get lost, so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock! Ride with the tortoises.
Mondo Gecko
I drive!
Raphael
You're... you're good to drive?
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
1
Master Splinter
Don't call me Ratatouille.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
Cynthia Utrom
Bring me The Shredder.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
[last lines]
Cynthia Utrom
Well, it appears as though finding these creatures will be easier than I thought. Capturing them, on the other hand, might prove difficult.
Spider
There is one option.
Cynthia Utrom
Yes. I know. Bring me The Shredder.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
April O'Neil
[after filming the turtles goofing around]
Yeah, I don't think this is gonna help people like you. Just being honest.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
April O'Neil
Am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? 'Cause a lot of it is dumb.
🧡
👏
🥺
🤔
🥱
