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David 'Dave' Garver Al, you ever find yourself being completely smothered by somebody?
Al Monte Anybody I know?
David 'Dave' Garver Yeah, you met her at my house the other day.
Al Monte Ooooo - chicken delight! Well that's what I call some pretty good smotherin' cousin.
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Evelyn God, you're dumb.
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Al Monte Well you know what they always say my man, "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword".
David 'Dave' Garver Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, huh.
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Birdie It's going to cost you double to clean up this mess.
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Sgt. McCallum Why don't you play some Mantovani sometime?
David 'Dave' Garver Didn't know you liked the show.
Sgt. McCallum I don't. I like Mantovani.
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Evelyn Why didn't you take my call?
David 'Dave' Garver Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
Evelyn Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
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Evelyn I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.
David 'Dave' Garver To spoil what?
Evelyn What we have between us.
David 'Dave' Garver We don't have a goddam thing between us.
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Evelyn Something wrong?
David 'Dave' Garver No, I keep getting the feeling I know you from somewhere.
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Al Monte Never let it be said that sweet Al Monte can't take a hint.
David 'Dave' Garver Who's hinting?
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Man [as a passer-by] Having some trouble, lady?
Evelyn Yeah, get lost, assholes!
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David 'Dave' Garver There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.
Tobie Williams Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.
David 'Dave' Garver I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Tobie Williams You mean you've given up girls?
David 'Dave' Garver Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.
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Evelyn It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
David 'Dave' Garver Kind of funny.
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David 'Dave' Garver Jay Jay, why don't you go cruise some sailors, huh?
Jay Jay Oh please, don't mention seafood.
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David 'Dave' Garver You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.
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David 'Dave' Garver I'm just trying to tell you something. I'm trying to tell you there's a telephone. I pick it up and I dial it.
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David 'Dave' Garver Care for a beer?
Al Monte Not really, I'd go for something more uplifting but not a brew, David, not a brew my man.
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Evelyn I did it because I LOVE YOU!
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Man in window People trying to sleep here!
Evelyn People trying to talk here!
Man in window How'd you like to tell that to the law?
Evelyn How'd you like to go screw yourself?
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Evelyn Don't you like me?
David 'Dave' Garver You're a nice girl.
Evelyn But who needs nice girls?
David 'Dave' Garver I'm kind of hung up on one.
Evelyn And you don't want to complicate your life.
David 'Dave' Garver That's exactly right.
Evelyn Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
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David 'Dave' Garver You told me you didn't know where she was.
Jay Jay So I lied - picket me.
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Sgt. McCallum Garver!
Sgt. McCallum Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.
David 'Dave' Garver Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.
Sgt. McCallum Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Sgt. McCallum A week ago.
David 'Dave' Garver Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Sgt. McCallum I just found out about it myself.
David 'Dave' Garver Who's in charge down there anyway?
Sgt. McCallum Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?
David 'Dave' Garver All right.
Sgt. McCallum Now exactly what did she say to you?
David 'Dave' Garver I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.
Sgt. McCallum Uh what else?
David 'Dave' Garver I already told you.
Sgt. McCallum Well tell me again.
David 'Dave' Garver You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!
Sgt. McCallum You make lousy coffee!
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Al Monte All right, I think I will go out and hit the streets but before doing that I will blow me a little number.
David 'Dave' Garver Take it in the other room, will ya - get zonked just breathing the air in here.
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Evelyn The whole point of having an answering service is to call them once in a while and see if you've got any messages.
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David 'Dave' Garver That's right, you assumed wrong.
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Al Monte Girl thinks you've been working too hard, man. She says we should get together and go out tonight, blast the town open a little taste.
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David 'Dave' Garver Well you shouldn't lend your sweaters to blabbermouths.
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Tobie Williams I really missed this place.
David 'Dave' Garver I missed you.
Tobie Williams You'd do me a big favour if you didn't say things like that.
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Tobie Williams Oh I didn't wish you anything too serious, just a couple of months in traction.
David 'Dave' Garver You're all heart.
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Tobie Williams I was starting to be one of my most unfavourite people.
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Jay Jay Its nothing personal, I just happen to think she could be a first rate artist if her damn hormones didn't keep getting in the way.
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Evelyn I oughta be mad!
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Evelyn Careful! I might put your eye out.
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Evelyn [menacing Tobie with a pair of hair-scissors] I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!
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Deputy Sheriff Is she your house cleaning lady, Garver?
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Sgt. McCallum Why don't you play some Mantovani sometime?
David 'Dave' Garver Didn't know you liked the show, Sergeant.
Sgt. McCallum I don't. I just like Mantovani.
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Jay Jay That bitch should be hung by the thumbs or something equally appropriate.
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