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Desperation Movie Quotes

Cynthia Smith Are you a nice person?

Steve Ames Well, uh, I like to think so. But then again, if I was Ted Bundy, do you think I'd tell you?

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Collie Entragian [looking at Peter's license] I see you're an organ donor.

[smiles]

Collie Entragian Are you sure that's wise?

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Peter Jackson Where is everybody?

Collie Entragian Disneyland.

[starts walking]

Collie Entragian Come on, walk, Hayfoot.

[to Mary]

Collie Entragian Strawfoot.

[stops walking]

Collie Entragian You're Peter. And you're Mary. So where's Paul? I mean, how can you sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" without Paul?

[starts walking, then stops again]

Collie Entragian Wait a minute... Peter Jackson? I LOVE "Lord of the Rings"!

[pause]

Collie Entragian You are useless.

[to Mary]

Collie Entragian You at least look healthy.

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Mary Jackson Officer, you saw our registration, you know that isn't our car, and it's not our dope either. Do you think we'd be so stupid?

Collie Entragian Shut up, you New York deviant.

Mary Jackson What... What did... What did you call me?

Collie Entragian I'm arresting you for possession of marijuana with intent to sale.

Peter Jackson You can't be serious.

Collie Entragian You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to not be silent, everything you say can be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I explained them to you?

[Peter and Mary are confused and don't know what to say]

Collie Entragian Do you understand your rights?

Peter Jackson [to Mary, whispering] Just... Act normally, I don't think he understands what he just said.

Collie Entragian [shouting] Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me, you smart-aleck blue state unisex swingles! Do you or not? Do you or not?

Peter Jackson Yes! Yes, we understand. Please, just... Watch the road.

Collie Entragian Don't worry about me, I got eyes in the back of my head. You do well to remember that.

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Cynthia Smith Are you going to smoke that or gum it to death?

Steve Ames Eh... I quit. I still urge to keep the practice though.

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[to Peter Jackson]

Collie Entragian I don't care if you're a Jew, a Hindu, or Mr. Magoo. In Desperation, we don't care about those things much.

[shoots him]

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Tak (voice) Tak commands you to stop!

John Edward Marinville Donald Rumsfeld commands me to stop. Adam Sandler commands me to stop. Ann Coulter commands me to stop.

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Ralph Carver Haven't you done enough to us?

Collie Entragian In a word... no.

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David Carver Don't hurt her!

Collie Entragian Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you!

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John Edward Marinville Why don't you pray?

David Carver I can't. Right now I'm too pissed.

John Edward Marinville At God?

David Carver At Santa Claus.

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