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Guns of the Magnificent Seven Movie Quotes

Cassie You were married? What happened?
Slater She found a whole man.
Cassie I guess that makes her half a woman. You're better off without her.
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Keno Why do your people have such long names?
Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary I don't know. Perhaps it's because we all have such short lives.
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Chris Adams This is a rough go, huh, Cassie?
Cassie Yeah. If I stay here any longer, I'll end up in jail.
Chris Adams Wouldn't you rather blow one up?
Cassie For money or for laughs?
Chris Adams About as much as you'd make in a year - a hundred dollars. Not many laughs.
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Keno You want to know my name before you hang me?
Judge Not particularly. Just your last words.
Keno I demand a recount.
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Levi Morgan You know, it takes a man my age to appreciate a real woman. She's worth it, too.
Keno Oh, I appreciate them, Levi. Every one I've ever had. I just appreciated the hell out of 'em!
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[the one-armed Slater explains his situation]
Slater I'm a freak, Keno. Half man and half gun. Why, I can't whip a six-year-old girl in a fair fight, but I can blow a man's eyeballs out at a hundred yards - in a sandstorm.
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[last lines]
Emiliano Zapata Max, what did Chris say?
Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary He said, "A coward dies many deaths... the brave only one."
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Slater I'm a one-armed gunney.
Cassie Could be worse... you could be a one-armed *black* gunney.
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Max We have the will but not the way.
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Chris Adams It sure seems to be my day for strangers.
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Max A cat with - with mittens doesn't catch the rat.
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Levi Morgan It takes a man my age to appreciate a real woman. She's worth it, too.
Keno I appreciate 'em, Levi, every one I ever had. I just appreciated the hell out of 'em.
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Levi Morgan I ain't as fast as I used to be.
Chris Adams You're probably a lot smarter. And you look just as tough.
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Cassie $100. I've never even seen that much money before.
Slater Sure buy a lot of watermelon.
Cassie [grabs Slater] You're about to get yourself all busted up, boy. Your rag arm. If you weren't a cripple I'd break your back.
Slater It was a joke, Cassie. A joke, that's all.
Cassie I don't see nobody laughin'.
Slater Maybe it was a bad joke.
Chris Adams It was a bad joke.
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Max The men have to fight and the women have to cry.
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P.J. Hear you're lookin'.
Chris Adams I'm lookin'.
P.J. Well, I'm askin'.
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Lobero Does he understand - that he will have to fight against soldiers? Soldiers, not Indians with little bows and arrows. Soldiers!
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Max It's Lobero.
Keno Is that a welcome party or a lynch party?
Max With Lobero, you never can tell.
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Chris Adams Seven, here.
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Chris Adams You want out? Nobody told you it would be easy. You're being paid to do a job. I'm gonna do what I have to do, you're gonna do what you have to do. Anybody that wants out is out.
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Col. Diego Who are your district leaders? Where are your guns? What are your orders? With what treacherous generals do you meet?
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Max He changes like the wind.
Keno Without him, we might be dead.
P.J. Even with him, we might be.
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Emiliano Zapata Levi?
Emiliano Zapata Will my father ever come home?
Levi Morgan Oh, you bet he will. - Levi? - Hm?
Emiliano Zapata Levi?
Emiliano Zapata Will you be my father until he comes home?
Levi Morgan You bet I will.
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Emiliano Zapata Why is it that people always fight?
Levi Morgan Well, someday you're gonna be an old man, just like me and when you are you may get an answer to that question and if you do - you tell me.
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Cassie You just don't believe in life after birth. Do you?
Slater Did once. Now I can't even get a job to support my wife and kids.
Cassie And you think you've got troubles? You could have been a black one-armed gunny. You got a wife and kids? What happened?
Slater She found a whole man.
Cassie Well, I guess that makes her about half a woman. And you're better off, boy.
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Slater You don't know what it's like, Cassie. Bein' lonely an' all. People look at ya like you're some sort of animal or somethin'.
Cassie Slater, you are an amateur. You don't know what being lonely really is. But, if it's conversation you're looking for, tell me how you got to be a cripple - and I'll tell you all about bein' black.
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Keno They wanna learn. I've tried to teach 'em. But, some of 'em could be damn good. But, we need more time.
Chris Adams There's no more time.
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Keno These people - they got you hooked.
Chris Adams No man gets hooked unless he wants to be hooked. Besides, what else is there? There's no more open land. Mountain man is dead. Buffalo are gone. Soon the horses'll go. Then it'll be our turn.
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Lobero What has Quintero ever done for us? Has he made me a general? No! He has fancy clothes. He makes fancy talk. He's no more than a politico. What will get us guns? A little man with a funny hat?
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Max Chris, we're going to scatter in the hills and we're going to fight them again. We will stalk them in the night like jaguars. We will - we will sweep down from the mountains like hawks. We're going to tear out their throats like wolves. In the deserts, Chris, in the valleys, all of us, Chris.
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Max Chris was right. You don't have big dreams, Lobero, only a big belly.
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Max And what about Lobero?
Quintero He is a bandit and a thief.
Max But it is hard to respect the law when you feel the heel of its boot on your back.
Quintero I'm not so sure that what Lobero wants for the revolution is the same as what we want.
Max He says he wants to help and he has many guns.
Quintero Do you trust him?
Max [shakes his head] Only his guns.
Quintero For the revolution, I would make a bargain with the devil, so why not with Lobero?
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Chris Adams I need help - more men.
Max We have the men - quick with the guns, but slow with the brains.
Chris Adams Six men - not enough to attract suspicion - just enough to do the job.
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Max Chris, can I fight with you? Oh, it's not for the money - I could not take it. It's for Quintero.
Chris Adams Not on the basis of what you did against Keno.
Max I'm young, I'm strong, I'm angry and I will learn. Besides, my cousin says seven is a lucky number for you.
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Emiliano Zapata Can I go with you tomorrow?
Chris Adams No
Emiliano Zapata Why not?
Chris Adams You're too little.
Emiliano Zapata Chris. How big do you have to be to die?
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Max [referring to Lobero] A pig with armor is still but a pig.
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Chris Adams [putting a lit cigar to Lobero's face] If you move any way but back you're gonna lose that eye.
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Col. Diego Where is the meeting?
Tortured Prisoner In the church.
Col. Diego Is Quintero with them?
Tortured Prisoner Yes.
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Judge Stealin' a man's horse in this country is worse than stealin' a man's wife. There's been too much of that goin' on recently and I'm going to put a stop to it.
Keno Horse stealing or wife stealing?
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Judge Anybody in favor of hanging this man, say "Aye."
Crowd Aye!
Judge Against?
Chris Adams Nooo.
Judge And who says, "No"?
Chris Adams Me.
Judge Just who are you to say, "No"?
Chris Adams Who do you have to be to say "No" to a rigged court - stretchin' the neck of this poor slob?
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Chris [the night before the raid] What am I preachin' to you for? I'll see you in the morning.
Keno Yeah. And I hope you see me again tomorrow night.
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Levi Morgan Say, suppers just about ready. We're having beans. I hope you like beans Keno, cause that's what we're having is beans.
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Slater [talking about Confederate uniform] This uniform didn't bother you none?
Cassie Why should it? It's dead man. You're wearing a shroud.
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Lobero The little dove is in the rathole!
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Quintero It is useless to resist. We must wait for our time.
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Max In Mexico everyone is a cousin. And all the cousins are in trouble now. Big trouble.
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Max Angel Quintero has been captured. He is our only leader. With him we are something. Without him we are nothing.
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Actors Who Said Iconic Phrases
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Tony Davis
Scott Thomas
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