Seedy Guy in Park
Hello, sir, how are you today?
Seedy Guy in Park
Me, I'm terrible.
Seedy Guy in Park
Yeah, I came down from Santa Barbara yesterday and this friend of mine wasn't home like I thought he was gonna be and he owes me some money so I thought I would have some money to get back home with. I'm almost out of gas, I had to sleep in my car last night. I don't suppose you have a couple of bucks you could give me? It would really help me out. If you give me your address, I'll mail it back, honest.
Seedy Guy in Park
What do you wanna see my driver's license for?
Bill Foster
Look, you're from Santa Barbara, it'll have your address on it, won't it?
Seedy Guy in Park
I don't have a driver's license.
Bill Foster
You drove all the way from Santa Barbara without a license?
Seedy Guy in Park
Are you a cop?
Bill Foster
Let's see your car registration. Matter of fact, let's see your car.
Seedy Guy in Park
All right! Forget it! OK, just forget it! That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.
Seedy Guy in Park
No, a vet, a veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.
Bill Foster
What were you, a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old!
Seedy Guy in Park
I meant the Gulf, I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus! Come on, all I'm asking for is a little change, I haven't eaten in 3 days.
[has been holding a half-eaten sandwich the whole time]
Seedy Guy in Park
Well, I mean, except for this. Oh, fuck it! Come on, give me money, man! Just give me some money!
Seedy Guy in Park
How about the change in your pocket? I don't care if it's a dime, give it to me.
Seedy Guy in Park
You got a cigarette?
Seedy Guy in Park
Oh, come on, man, you gotta give me something.
Seedy Guy in Park
Hey, this is my park, I live here! Who the fuck are you, walking through my park, carrying two bags? You got two bags, I don't got any, is that fair? What's in those bags anyway, huh? Give me one of those bags. I could sell those bags and eat for a week with the money. Come on, you got two of them, what do you need two of them for?
[he gives him his briefcase]
Seedy Guy in Park
Are you serious?
Seedy Guy in Park
All right!
[he opens the briefcase. The only thing inside is a sandwich and an apple. Disappointed, he throws the apple in Foster's direction]
Seedy Guy in Park
Son of a bitch!