The Car Movie Quotes
Amos Clements
[complaining about Morris' french horn]
And if I hear another sound out of that thing, I'll ram it so far up your ass, you'll be farting music for a year.
John Morris
[thoughtfully considering the idea]
Wouldn't that be fantastic? Farting music. For a year!
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Donna
Wade... there's something I... I wanna tell you about last night. Well, the old lady... well, Chas, he didn't translate everything that she said.
Wade Parent
What do you mean?
Donna
Well, uh... she said... there was no driver in the car.
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Wade Parent
Whatever happened to last Thursday? I had it made last Thursday.
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Lauren Humphries
[taunting the car's unseen driver]
Hey, you! Why don't you get outta your big ugly car, huh? We'd like to see what you look like. I'd like to see what a creep like you looks like!
[the car angrily drives around in circles and then stops]
Lauren Humphries
Well, come on, come on, get outta your car, huh? Let us all see what a lunatic son of a bitch you are! Come on, crawl out! I'll let you crawl out! Oh, I got your story now! I see! As long as you're in your car, you're big, and you're bad! Come on, let me tell you something, buddy. You know what you are? A chicken!
[the car angrily revs its engine]
Lauren Humphries
You're a chickenshit! Scum of the Earth, son of a bitch!
[she hurls a tree branch at the car]
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Everett Peck
[to Wade]
As your father once said to me...
Everett Peck
[pausing a moment as Wade looks at him interested]
Forget it, I would have made it up anyway!
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Everett Peck
[addressing his officers]
So look... I want everybody out on the streets. I want you to remember... a young man was killed today, passing through our town... and I don't like it... I don't like it at all. Goodbye.
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Chas
[to Lauren, as they drive past his mobile home]
Just checkin' the tipi.
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Everett Peck
Are you gonna stand there philosophizing, or are you gonna buy me a drink? You're not smart enough to do both.
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Amos Clements
So you're the one that woke me up this morning with that awful bugle music.
John Morris
That's impossible sir, that's not even a bugle, it's a French horn.
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Chas
[about Lauren]
I shouldn't have left her.
Wade Parent
Nothing would have changed. He would have taken you out too. I talked to her... she called me when she got back here. She could hear the engine coming down the street.
Luke Johnson
I know why he didn't go into the cemetery.
[Wade turns to look at Luke]
Luke Johnson
I know why. There's no other reason... the ground... was hallowed.
[Wade gives Luke a skeptical glare]
Luke Johnson
That's what I say... but you think about it. Everything that's happened... what it did to the guys, and how.
[Wade turns and walks out of the house]
Luke Johnson
Everybody else was killed on the street! Lauren was killed in the middle of her own living room! She was special... why? Because she cursed him, that's why!
Wade Parent
I don't believe it, I don't accept it.
Luke Johnson
Wade, that car flew into that house four feet off the ground. And how did he know where she lived?
Wade Parent
Keep the road blocks up, get all the other guys. Get 'em down at the station right away.
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Wade Parent
Yeah... yeah, ten years of giving out traffic tickets, and all this in one day!
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[Yelled by Wade Parent after the car drove off the cliff but before the explosives went off.]
Wade Parent
Hit it! Hit the damn deck!
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