The Addams Family 2 Movie Quotes
Pugsley Addams
Where have you been all my life?
Ophelia
The farm.
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Gomez Addams
[to Cousin It]
Tell that Billie Eilish she's a little too sunny for my taste. But I'm still a fan.
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Gomez Addams
Different is what the extra D in Addams stands for.
Wednesday Addams
I thought it was dismemberment.
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Gomez Addams
[after a tree branch crashes through the window]
Why does no one in this family use the front door?
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Grandma
Do you know how much work it is to decapitate an entire barbershop quartet?
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Gomez Addams
Wednesday, it's time for some family bonding. Whether you like it... or not.
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Wednesday Addams
So, Mr. Strange.
Cyrus Strange
Please, call me Cyrus.
Wednesday Addams
I'll stick with Mr. Strange.
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Wednesday Addams
When I tested your hair for the DNA test, it said conclusively that you were not my father.
Gomez Addams
[laughs]
Oh that's simple. I had a teeny tiny accident with a napalm bomb a few years ago,
[blows his thumb and makes his hair fly off his head]
Gomez Addams
I had to replace it with genuine Sasquatch fur.
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Morticia Addams
I don't think Wednesday believed us, Gomez.
Gomez Addams
I am sure she would say something if she didn't, that's one thing you can always count on Wednesday for, total honesty. She always tells me when I'm not wanted, or hovering, or uncool.
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[Itt responds]
Wednesday Addams
You shaved off *all* your hair?
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Gomez Addams
I love it when your murderous maternal instincts kick in, Tish. We're back in the parenting business!
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Wednesday Addams
It's all Jekyll. No Hyde.
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Lurch
Yooooooooooouuuuu raaaaaaaaaang?
Morticia Addams
Quick, Lurch, grab Wednesday.
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Wednesday Addams
It will be torture, and not the fun kind like sticking leeches in Pugsley's briefs.
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Uncle Fester
[after scaring everyone out of the water by dressing as a shark]
See? That's how you attract attention.
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