Kim Possible Movie Quotes
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Kim Possible
So, a few years ago, I accidentally received a distress call. I was done with my homework, so... I answered it. Now, I save the world. Okay, here's the sitch. A big-deal slime scientist has been captured by the evil Professor Dementor, and I'm gonna rescue him. Who am I? I'm Kim Possible.
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Nana Possible
Something's up.
Kim Possible
It's me. I'm off. It's like the moment I entered high school I just stopped being good at things. Even worse Athena had one good fight and she's instantly better than me.
Nana Possible
Well, she's you're friend, isn't she?
Kim Possible
Yes but, I've never met anyone who's better than me and I know how stupid that sounds but it's like whatever I have that makes me me, she has more of it.
Nana Possible
Jealousy is unhealthy.
Kim Possible
I'm not jealous. I'm Kim Possible! I save the world and I'm a straight A student. That's who I am.
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Kim Possible
Athena, we're here! Come on, let's go.
Athena
I'm not going anywhere with you, Kim.
Kim Possible
You're mad. I get that. I'm sorry. I really messed up at the assembly, I know.
Athena
Kim, you were a garbage friend way before the fight at the assembly. It was great when I was your pet project who blew up your ego. "You're the best, Kim!" "I can't believe I'm doing a friendship with Kim Possible!" But the moment that I started to surpass you, you fell apart.
Kim Possible
You're right. I was so caught up in all my drama. But I'll be better now, thanks to you.
Athena
You're sorry, and you're better now. I'm so happy for you. But my purpose here was not to be your friend who inspires you. No. As you can see...
[takes off a chunk of her face to reveal a robotic skeleton]
Athena
I'm far more complex than that. My purpose was to destroy you.
[puts piece of face back on]
Athena
And I nailed it.
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Shego
[Drakken is in prison and Shego comes in while he's playing with a Kim Possible doll]
Did I catch you at a sad time, Drakken?
Dr. Drakken
Don't sneak up on me like that, Shego. And, for your information, this is a scale model revenge simulator.
Shego
It's a dolly and a toilet.
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Kim Possible
All in all, I think I might have had the worst school day anyone could have had.
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Kim Possible
Slime's up, Professor Dementor.
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Kim Possible
Ron, I never told you this, but I'm terrified of electric eels!
Ron Stoppable
I can't believe we'er still learning about each other.
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Ron Stoppable
Kim, Remember when I told you I'd jump off a cliff for you? I didn't think it would happen.
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Shego
Yelling at me might make you feel better, but it doesn't make me feel worse, just an FYI.
Dr. Drakken
It's just a minor bump on the road to victory.
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Ron Stoppable
Aw, you're shy and weird. And I love weird. Never be normal that's what I say.
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Athena
Hey, It's your mission suite! Why did you stop wearing this?
Kim Possible
It just started to feel sort of... cartoony after a while.
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Mr. Barkin
Is your name Kim Possible becuase it's impossible for you to be on time?
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Dr. Glopman
From now on, I will only use my slime for the good of humanity.
Ron Stoppable
Maybe the occasional kids' award show.
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Dr. Drakken
Possible. Your end is... Probable!
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Athena
Okay, so how do you know Kim? Did, did she save you from someone? Like, like zombies? Wha... Ninjas? Zombie ninjas?
Poppy Blu
Worse. The IRS. Turns out Kimmy here is a whiz at international tax law.
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Dr. Drakken
[from trailer]
Kim Possible, Something about her makes her able to defeat villain after villain after villain.
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Kim Possible
Mr. Barkin?
Mr. Barkin
Yeah, that's me. I'm subbing for Mrs. Bailey, she's off on eternity leave.
Kim Possible
You mean maternity?
Mr. Barkin
No. I mean she's gone, and she ain't comin' back.
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Professor Dementor
Get her!
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[to the Possible females, about quickly changing their clothes]
Ron Stoppable
How do you do that?
Kim Possible
Kim Possible, Dr. Ann Possible, Nana Possible: Do what?
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