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Pinocchio Movie Quotes

Jiminy Cricket A lie can really change a person, Pinokes!

Pinocchio [after his nose suddenly grows] What's happening, Jiminy?

Jiminy Cricket [climbs onto his nose] Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kind of on the nose, if you ask me.

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Geppetto Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

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Geppetto You will always be my real boy.

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Honest John We need a simple, strong stage name. Slab Oakley. Chad Log

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Honest John I've got it. Chris Pine.

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Jiminy Cricket [sings] When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true... Isn't that a catchy little tune?

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Jiminy Cricket Well, how do? Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket, to be precise. And I'm here to tell you one humdinger of a tale!

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Jiminy Cricket Pinocchio is running around loose without a conscience! Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?

Sofia Won't want that on MY conscience.

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The Coachman You won't be a puppet anymore. THAT'S for sure.

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Stromboli Ladiiies and gentlemen, I present to you the eighth wonder of the world: the one and only... PIIIIIIINOCCHIOOOOOOOOOO!

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Pinocchio [to Geppetto] Hello, Pops!

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Geppetto This cricket is your conscience?

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Jiminy Cricket Jumpin' jeepers!

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Honest John Everybody who's anybody wants to be a *somebody*!

Pinocchio Then I wanna be real!

Honest John Why on Earth would you want to be real when you can be... FAMOUS?

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Geppetto An almost real boy.

[picks up the now-living Pinocchio and spins around joyously]

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[from trailer]

Pinocchio Hello, Pops!

[Geppetto screams and gasps in horror as he flings Figaro to the side and crashes into some of his clocks]

Jiminy Cricket [falling back off the violin scroll, then looking over] Jumpin' jeepers!

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Geppetto Pinocchio should've been home by now.

[Figaro the kitten whimpers sadly]

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Pinocchio I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school!

Geppetto You got kicked out of school?

Pinocchio Yes! For being a puppet, so I joined a puppet show and became famous.

Geppetto You became famous?

Pinocchio Well, almost famous. I danced in a puppet show and made lots of money, but then I got kidnapped and locked in a birdcage, so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jimminy so that my nose could grow so I could escape, but then I got scooped up by a coach fool of foolish kids where I was taken to Pleasure Island where I learned to drink... eh, I forget what they called it, but anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears and was chased by the bay crew creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines, but Jimminy helped me, and we jumped off a cliff into the sea and swam to shore where we found you sold all your clocks to buy a boat where you could look for me, and now we're here!

Geppetto You did all that in one day?

Pinocchio Yes.

Geppetto My goodness, I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life!

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Jiminy Cricket [to Pinocchio] Sofia said Geppetto left about two hours ago, headed south. She agreed to airlift us so we can search for...

Sofia Hold on one gosh-darn minute. Let's get something straight here, Mr. Cricket. I said I'd airlift you, not him. I can't carry a heavy block of wood. No offense, kid.

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Honest John Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town. Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you and passed you off as a puppet?

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Geppetto You got kicked out of school?

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Honest John Chris Pine! No, it'd never work.