Edgar Bergen
I don't think that's very funny.
Charlie McCarthy
You don't?
Edgar Bergen
No.
Charlie McCarthy
Well then, why did you make me say it?
Edgar Bergen
Oh, I see.
Charlie McCarthy
[Aside]
That kills him, yes.
[to Bergen]
Charlie McCarthy
Uh, you're not so clever either, Mr. Bergen.
Edgar Bergen
Oh, I'm not?
Charlie McCarthy
No, I can see your lips move.
Edgar Bergen
Oh, you can?
Charlie McCarthy
[Aside]
That burns him up, you know. I'll hear about this when I get home.
Edgar Bergen
Yes, you will.
[pause]
Edgar Bergen
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Charlie McCarthy
Will you watch it, please?
Edgar Bergen
I will watch it, yes.
Charlie McCarthy
Yes, it spoils the illusion. After all, there's no use of both of us being dummies.