Parasite Movie Quotes
Ki-taek
[to his son]
You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?
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Ki-taek
They are rich but still nice.
Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife
They are nice because they are rich.
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Chung-sook
If I had all this I would be kinder.
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[last lines]
Kim Ki-woo
Dad, today I made a plan - a fundamental plan. I'm going to earn money, a lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I'll earn money. When I have money, I'll buy the house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard. Because the sunshine is so nice there. All you'll need to do is walk up the stairs. Take care until then. So long.
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Ki-jung
Jessica, only child.
Ki-jung
Ki-jung, Ki-woo: Illinois, Chicago. Classmate of Kim Jin-mo. He's your cousin.
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Ki-taek
Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.
Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife
It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out by money.
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[repeated line]
Geun-se
Respect!
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Ki-taek
[message to Ki-woo]
Perhaps you, if no one else, will be able to read this. You were a Scout, so I'm writing this just in case. Have your injuries healed? I'm sure your mother is plenty healthy. I'm doing fine in here. Though thinking of Ki-jung makes me cry. Even now, what happened that day doesn't seem real. It feels like a dream, and yet it doesn't. That day as I went out the gate, I suddenly knew where I needed to go. A house where such a grisly thing took place would surely not be easy to sell. I've struggled to hold on in this empty house. Still, thanks to the house being empty - what was her name, Moon-gwang? - I was able to give her a proper send off. I hear treeside burials are trendy. So hell, I did my best. Those real estate sharks sure are clever. They duped some people who had just arrived in Korea and managed to sell the house. With the parents working and the kids attending school, the family is usually out. But the damned housekeeper stays here 24 hours a day. Each time I go upstairs, I take my life into my hands. And it turns out Germans eat more than just sausage and beer. What a relief. Passing the time down here, everything starts to go hazy. Today at least, I was able to write you this letter. If I send out the letter this way every night, maybe someday you'll see it. So long.
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Kim Ki-jung
[about Moon-gwang]
She may look like a sheep, but inside, she's a fox. Sometimes she acts like she owns the house.
Kim Ki-woo
Right. Of all the people in that house, she's lived there the longest. She was housekeeper to the architect Namgoong, but then she went on to work for this family. When the architect moved out, he introduced this woman to Park's family, telling them, "This is a great housekeeper, you should hire her".
Chung-sook
So she survived a change of ownership.
Kim Ki-woo
She won't give up such a good job easily.
Kim Ki-jung
To extract a woman like that, we need to prepare well.
Kim Ki-woo
Right, we need a plan.
Kim Ki-woo
Why not ask for some?
Park Da-hye
No peaches at our house. It's a forbidden fruit.
Kim Ki-woo
[cut back to the Kims; referring to Moon-gwang]
So according to what Da-hye told me, she's got a pretty serious allergy to peaches. You know that fuzz on the peach skin? If she's anywhere near it, she gets a full body rash, has trouble breathing, asthma, a total meltdown!
[Moon-gwang falls sick after Ki-woo puts peach fuzz on her]
Ki-taek
Anyway. I wasn't trying to eavesdrop, but her words came through clearly! So I couldn't help but...
Kim Ki-woo
Cut, cut! Dad, your emotions are up to here. Bring them down to about there.
Ki-taek
So I couldn't help but overhear...
Kim Ki-woo
Keep it focused!
Ki-taek
[to Mrs. Park]
What I'm trying to say is... it's just that, your housekeeper's voice is quite loud, you know?
Park Yeon-kyo
I understand, it's all right. Just tell me, okay?
Ki-taek
She said she got diagnosed with active tuberculosis and she was practically shouting over the phone, so upset she could barely control herself!
Park Yeon-kyo
Tuberculosis? Come on...
Ki-taek
It's true, she phoned someone saying she had active TB.
Kim Ki-woo
Kim Ki-woo, Park Yeon-kyo: Do people still get TB?
Kim Ki-woo
[cut back to the Kims]
Dad, back in the day, people used to buy Christmas Seals, right? Feels like a bygone era.
Ki-taek
[cut back to Ki-taek and Mrs. Park]
But I saw it on the internet. Korea has the #1 rate of TB of all the OECD countries.
Kim Ki-woo
[cut back to the Kims]
But she's still working, as if nothing's wrong - with a kid like Da-song in the house.
Ki-taek
[cut back to Ki-taek and Mrs. Park]
So you've got a young kid like Da-song in the house, and a TB patient is doing dishes, cooking, spraying spittle...
Park Yeon-kyo
Stop it, please!
[cut to the Kims putting peach fuzz on Moon-gwang, causing her to fall sick again, and Ki-taek using chili sauce to fake Moon-gwang's blood]
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Kim Ki-woo
[narrates]
Opening my eyes for the first time in a month, I saw a detective who looked nothing like a detective. Then the doctor who looked nothing like a doctor spoke. Even when I heard how much Ki-jung bled that day... even when I heard the words "forgery", "trespassing", "foul play", "murder", and that we were lucky to get away with probation... even when I finally got to see Ki-jung's face, I kept laughing. Though when I went back and watched the news reports, I didn't laugh.
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Ki-taek
Acting is one thing. But this family is so gullible, right?
Chung-sook
Especially the Madame.
Ki-taek
You said it. She's so naive and nice. She's rich but she's still nice.
Chung-sook
Not "Rich but still nice." Nice because she's rich, you know? Hell, if I had all this money, I'd be nice too!
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Moon-gwang
Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch!
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Moon-gwang
Want to come down with me?
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Moon-gwang
What are you, a family of charlatans?
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Kim Ki-woo
[narrates]
Actually, Mom and I had no idea where Dad was. But those detectives still wore themselves out following us. Eventually the news went quiet and after the surveillance stopped, I started going up that mountain. From up there, you have a great view of the house. That day, despite the cold. I felt like staying longer.
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Moon-gwang
[Impersonating a North Korean news anchor]
Today our beloved great leader Kim Jong-un, after witnessing the charlatan family video, was unable to contain his shock and fury at their wicked, despicable provocation!
Geun-se
I've missed your jokes, honey!
Moon-gwang
Therefore, our great leader in this age of denuclearization has commanded the nation's last remaining nuclear warhead be driven down the throats of this wicked family!
Geun-se
No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!
Moon-gwang
With their stinking guts serving as the last nuclear graveyard, our dear Leaders wish to denuclearize and bring world peace... Hands in the air, fuckers!... Higher! you scumbag family!
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Ki-taek
[referring to the secret room underneath the Park family's house]
How can you live in a place like this?
Geun-se
Well, lots of people live underground. Especially if you count semi-basements.
Ki-taek
What'll you do? You don't have a plan?
Geun-se
I just feel comfortable here. It feels like I was born here. Maybe I had my wedding here, too. As for the National Pension, I don't qualify. In my old age, love will comfort me. So please. Let me live down here.
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Ki-taek
[after learning that everyone in his family has the same smell]
So do we all need to use different soap, now?
Kim Ki-woo
Dad, we'll need to use different laundry soap, too. And fabric softener.
Chung-sook
You mean doing four separate loads of laundry each time?
Kim Ki-jung
That's not it. It's the semi-basement smell. We need to leave this home to lose the smell.
Ki-taek
Anyway, aren't we fortunate to be worrying about things like this?
Kim Ki-woo
Sure.
Ki-taek
In an age like ours, when an opening for a security guard attracts 500 university graduates. Our entire family got hired!
Kim Ki-woo
That's right, Dad!
Ki-taek
If we put our 4 salaries together? The amount of cash coming from that house into ours is immense! Let's offer a prayer of gratitude to the great Mr. Park. And to Min! Ki-woo, that friend of yours turned into such a fine guy, and thanks to him we're all...
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Ki-taek
Ki-woo, you know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan. You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. Look around us. Did these people think, 'Let's all spend the night in a gym'? But look now. Everyone's sleeping on the floor, us included. That's why people shouldn't make plans. With no plan, nothing can go wrong. And if something spins out of control, it doesn't matter. Whether you kill someone, or betray your country. None of it fucking matters. Got it?
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[Ki-taek hands Dong-ik a business card from The Care]
Dong Ik
The Care? What is this?
Ki-taek
I just recently found out about them. How to describe it? It's like a membership service. The company provides veteran-grade help to VIP customers such as you. For example maids, caregivers, or drivers like myself.
Dong Ik
You can tell from the card they're high-class. Cool design. Then how do you know about this company?
Ki-taek
They contacted me as a veteran-grade driver. You might say they scouted me? But when their call came I had already arranged to meet with you.
Dong Ik
I see... You turned down this famous company to work for me. I won't forget that.
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Ki-taek
Wow, does Oxford have a major in document forgery? Ki-jung would be top of her class.
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Kim Ki-jung
The lower-right region of a painting is called the 'schizophrenia zone'. Psychotic symptoms often reveal themselves here.
Park Yeon-kyo
Oh, phrenia...
Kim Ki-jung
Look here. Da-song painted this unusual shape, right?
Park Yeon-kyo
I see.
Park Yeon-kyo
[pointing to another painting by Da-song]
Over there, it's the same! It's the same, right?
Kim Ki-jung
Yes, that's correct. A similar shape in the same zone. You see it now?
Park Yeon-kyo
Yes. I've stared at that painting at every meal! But I had no idea.
Kim Ki-jung
Calm down. Let's compose ourselves. This is all a black box into Da-song's mind. Would you like to open that box with me, Madame?
Park Yeon-kyo
I want to open it.
Kim Ki-jung
Then we'll need 4 two-hour sessions per week, and this is not simple tutoring, it's art therapy, right?
Park Yeon-kyo
Of course.
Kim Ki-jung
Because of that my rate is set at a very high level. Are you okay with that?
Park Yeon-kyo
It's my pleasure.
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Moon-gwang
You neanderthals. Is that all you can think to do, drink yourselves stupid? In this home suffused with Mr. Namgoong's creative spirit? You cretins! What do you know about art?
Geun-se
What would they know? When the sun was nice, we'd bask in those sunbeams, right? At such moments we could feel his artistic touch.
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Chung-sook
But how long has your husband been down here?
Moon-gwang
Hold on a sec. 4 years?
Geun-se
4 years, 3 months and 17 days.
Moon-gwang
Right, it's June now. Four years ago when Mr. Namgoong moved to Paris, in the time before Mr. Park's family moved in, I brought my husband down here. Many rich houses have secret bunkers, where you can hide in case North Korea attacks, or if creditors break in. But it seems Mr. Namgoong was a bit embarrassed about this, because he never mentioned it to Mr. Park's family. So only I know about it.
Chung-sook
So that's how it happened. But now that I know, I've no choice but to call the police!
Moon-gwang
No please, sis! As fellow members of the needy, please don't.
Chung-sook
I'm not needy!
Moon-gwang
But we're needy! We've no house, no money, only debts! Sis, please! Even after 4 years of hiding, those debt collectors won't give up. They're still searching for him, threatening to stab him.
Chung-sook
You used loan sharks?
Geun-se
It's all my fault. The Taiwan cake shop. My Taiwanese Wangshui castella shop went bust. I was overwhelmed by debt.
Moon-gwang
Please take this.
Chung-sook
What's that?
Moon-gwang
It's not much, just a modest sum. But we'll send it to you every month. In return, just once every 2 days, please leave him some food. No no, just once a week. There's a refrigerator here. Just once a week.
Chung-sook
You've got some nerve! I'm calling the police.
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Geun-se
Honey, this 'send' button is like a missile launcher.
Moon-gwang
What do you mean, honey?
Geun-se
If we threaten to push it, those people can't do anything. It's like a North Korean rocket. A North Korean missile button!
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Kim Ki-woo
[referring to a forged document that falsely shows that he is a college student]
I don't think of this as forgery or crime. I'll go to this university next year.
Ki-taek
So you've got a plan!
Kim Ki-woo
I just printed out the document a bit early.
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Chung-sook
If she wanted, she'd be a fucking great con artist.
Ki-taek
Isn't her voice tone great? Takes after me.
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Kim Ki-woo
What would Min do in this situation?
Kim Ki-jung
Min wouldn't be in this situation!
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Park Yeon-kyo
[referring to an abstract painting by her young son]
Da-song is an artist by nature. Look at this painting.
Kim Ki-woo
It's so metaphorical. It's really strong.
Park Yeon-kyo
Strong, right? You've got an eye for this.
Kim Ki-woo
It's a chimpanzee, right?
Park Yeon-kyo
A self-portrait.
Kim Ki-woo
Sure enough! The perspective of a young artist eludes understanding. Or perhaps it's Da-song's expressive genius...
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Min
[giving a stone as a gift]
My grandpa has collected scholar's rocks since his cadet days. Now the annex, the study, every room in the house is filled with these things. But this stone here is said to bring material wealth to families...
Kim Ki-woo
Min! This is so metaphorical.
Ki-taek
For sure. It's a very opportune gift. Please relay our deepest thanks to your grandpa.
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Kim Ki-jung
But isn't an older driver better?
Park Yeon-kyo
That's true. They drive better, have better manners.
Kim Ki-jung
My father's brother had a driver just like that. Mr. Kim. He was so congenial and nice. I used to call him Uncle when I was young.
Park Yeon-kyo
You know a man like that?
Kim Ki-jung
Yes, he was so mild-mannered. Oh, but my relatives relocated to Chicago. I wonder if Mr. Kim's free now?
Park Yeon-kyo
I'm really interested! Could I meet him?
Kim Ki-jung
Really?
Park Yeon-kyo
I don't trust anyone now. I only trust someone recommended by a person I know well. But if you've known him so long, I'd feel much more at ease.
Kim Ki-jung
Do you really want to meet him?
Park Yeon-kyo
I'm deadly serious. This chain of recommendations is best. How should I describe it? A belt of trust?
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Park Yeon-kyo
Jessica, the last time you came, our driver gave you a ride, right?
Kim Ki-jung
That's right.
Park Yeon-kyo
This may be an odd question, but nothing happened then?
Kim Ki-jung
No, he was very nice. I told him to go to Hyehwa Station, but he insisted on driving me home.
Park Yeon-kyo
That jerk! He took you home late at night? Revealing where you live?
Kim Ki-jung
No, I got off at Hyehwa.
Park Yeon-kyo
Oh, good girl. Very good. Jessica nice...
Kim Ki-jung
Did something happen with him?
Park Yeon-kyo
He won't be working for us any more. A slightly shameful incident.
Kim Ki-jung
What incident?
Park Yeon-kyo
Oh, you don't need to know.
Kim Ki-jung
But I'm surprised. He was so gentlemanly and cool.
Park Yeon-kyo
Jessica, you're too young and innocent! You have a lot to learn about people.
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Dong Ik
You still have those cheap panties? Huh? The ones Yoon's girlfriend left behind. If you wear those, I'll get really fucking hard.
Park Yeon-kyo
Really? Then buy me drugs. Buy me drugs!
Dong Ik
Eat this instead.
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Dong Ik
Why such a craving for braised ribs today? Our old housekeeper made delicious ribs.
Ki-taek
The one who quit this week?
Dong Ik
My wife wouldn't even tell me why she quit. Sure, it's easy enough to hire a new one. Still, it's a shame. She was a great housekeeper.
Ki-taek
I see.
Dong Ik
She kept the house in great shape, and she knew never to cross the line. I can't stand people who cross the line. Perhaps just one weak point? Eating too much. She always ate enough for two. But considering all the work she did...
Ki-taek
Then you better find someone new. A new housekeeper.
Dong Ik
We're in trouble now. In a week, our house will be a trash can. My clothes will start to smell. My wife has no talent for housework. She's bad at cleaning, and her cooking's awful.
Ki-taek
Still, you love her, right?
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Kim Ki-woo
Da-hye, you solved those later problems then went back to #24. Right?
Park Da-hye
Yes.
Kim Ki-woo
If that were the first question on a real exam, you'd be screwed. Look at this. Your pulse is racing. The heart doesn't lie. An exam is like slashing through a jungle. Lose that momentum and you're finished. The answer to #24? I don't care. Slashing through the exam, dominating it! That's all I care about. What you need is vigor. Vigor. Understand?
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Ki-taek
Leave it open. We'll get free extermination. Kill the stink bugs.
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Chung-sook
So, sis...
Moon-gwang
Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch! I'm gonna send this video to the madame, how about that?
Ki-taek
No reception in the basement, right?
Kim Ki-jung
The phone works fine.
Kim Ki-woo
Ma'am, to be honest, the jobs we have here...
Moon-gwang
Shut up! It's too late now! Let's all go to jail! We're fucking going down!
Ki-taek
Lady, are you crazy? If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked! What did those nice people ever do wrong? Why do this to them?
Moon-gwang
Stop right there! Or I'll push the 'send' button.
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Dong Ik
Wait a minute. Where's that smell coming from?
Park Yeon-kyo
What smell?
Dong Ik
Mr. Kim's smell.
Park Yeon-kyo
Mr. Kim?
Dong Ik
Yeah.
Park Yeon-kyo
Not sure what you mean.
Dong Ik
Really? You must have smelled it. That smell that wafts through the car, how to describe it?
Park Yeon-kyo
An old man's smell?
Dong Ik
No no, it's not that. What is it? Like an old radish? No. You know when you boil a rag? It smells like that. Anyway, even though he always seems about to cross the line, he never does cross it. That's good. I'll give him credit.
Park Yeon-kyo
Yeah.
Dong Ik
But that smell crosses the line. It powers through right into the back seat.
Park Yeon-kyo
How bad can it be?
Dong Ik
I don't know. It's hard to describe. But you sometimes smell it on the subway.
Park Yeon-kyo
It's been ages since I rode a subway.
Dong Ik
People who ride the subway have a special smell.
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Kim Ki-woo
If Da-hye and I marry, we can bring in actors to be my mom and dad.
Kim Ki-jung
I even caught the bouquet from a bitch I've never met. If you get the bouquet, they pay an extra $10.
Chung-sook
That's how your acting got so good!
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Ki-taek
[referring to the Park family's house]
We live here now, don't we? Getting drunk in the living room.
Kim Ki-woo
Right, we live here. Why not?
Ki-taek
This is our home right now. It's cozy.
Chung-sook
Cozy? Are you feeling cozy? Sure, but suppose Park walked through that door now. What about your dad? He'd run and hide like a cockroach. Kids, you know at our house, when you turn on the light, and the cockroaches scatter? You know what I mean?
[Chung-sook starts laughing]
Ki-taek
I'm getting fucking tired of this. A cockroach?
Chung-sook
Yeah.
[Ki-taek suddenly grabs Chung-sook's shirt]
Kim Ki-woo
Huh? What's wrong?
Kim Ki-jung
What's the matter?
Kim Ki-woo
Dad, don't do that. You only live once.
[Chung-sook and Ki-taek start laughing]
Kim Ki-jung
What the hell?
Ki-taek
I fooled you! Didn't I?
Kim Ki-woo
Jesus, Dad.
Ki-taek
I fooled you too, Ki-woo? Did it look for real?
Chung-sook
If it was for real, I'd fucking kill you.
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Chung-sook
What's going on here?
Moon-gwang
I know you must be startled. I would be too in this situation. But as two fellow workers... Right, Chung-sook?
Chung-sook
How do you know my name?
Moon-gwang
To be honest I'm still texting with the boy Da-song. I knew they were going camping, so I came today. I wanted to speak to you alone. Talking about. Don't worry, Chung-sook. I cut the wire on the CCTV by the gate. Nobody knows I came. Isn't that good, sis?
Chung-sook
Don't call me sis!
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Dong Ik
[handing Yeon-kyo an envelope containing panties]
Honey. This was under my car seat. Driver Yoon is such a scumbag.
Park Yeon-kyo
[looking at the panties]
What is this? I'm sorry, honey. I didn't know he was this kind of guy.
Dong Ik
Don't you pay him well? Is he saving up by not paying for a motel?
Park Yeon-kyo
He must be a pervert. He likes it in the car. Oh, that's gross. In his boss' car!
Dong Ik
A young guy's sex life is his own business, that's all fine. But why in my car? And if so, why not in his seat? Why cross the line like that?
Park Yeon-kyo
You're right.
Dong Ik
Does dripping his sperm on my seat turn him on?
Park Yeon-kyo
I can't believe this.
Dong Ik
But you know what's strangest of all?
Park Yeon-kyo
What?
Dong Ik
Usually if you have car sex, you might leave behind a strand of hair, or an earring.
Park Yeon-kyo
Right.
Dong Ik
But how can you forget your own panties?
Park Yeon-kyo
That's right. It's hard to overlook.
Dong Ik
So it makes me quite suspicious of this woman's condition. You get me?
[Dong-ik whispers in Yeon-kyo's ear]
Dong Ik
Shh! The kids!
Park Yeon-kyo
What do we do? What if anyone finds white powder in your car?
Dong Ik
Calm down, relax. Relax. For now it's just supposition. A rational guess. But no need to call the police.
Park Yeon-kyo
Not that!
Dong Ik
Still, for a busy man like me to ask, 'Why are you fucking in my car?'
Park Yeon-kyo
Exactly.
Dong Ik
So instead... Can you just invent some bland excuse to let him go?
Park Yeon-kyo
Okay sure.
Dong Ik
No need to mention panties or car sex. We don't need to stoop to that level, do we?
Park Yeon-kyo
Surely not! But what if he goes online and accuses us...
Dong Ik
Just give him a good severance.
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Kim Ki-woo
[suggesting an art teacher for Yeon-kyo's son]
Someone just came to mind. What was her name? Jessica! Right, Jessica... She was in the same art school as my cousin. What was her Korean name? Anyway, after studying applied arts at Illinois State University, she returned to Korea.
Park Yeon-kyo
Illinois... tell me more.
Kim Ki-woo
Her teaching is unusual, but she knows how to handle kids. She's got a special reputation in her field. But even though her methods are unique, she can help kids get into good art schools.
Park Yeon-kyo
Now I'm really curious. What is she like?
Kim Ki-woo
Would you like to meet her? Though I heard she's in high demand...
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Park Da-hye
Did you know that Da-song is faking it all?
Kim Ki-woo
Huh? What do you mean?
Park Da-hye
It's all a show. Acting like a genius, that 4th dimension stuff is all fake. An artist cosplay.
Kim Ki-woo
Da-song?
Park Da-hye
You know that thing, when he freezes and stares at the sky, as if struck by inspiration.
Kim Ki-woo
So he's walking along, then he stares at the clouds for 10 minutes.
Park Da-hye
So you know what I mean? He gives me the creeps. He pretends that he can't live a normal life. Makes me want to puke.
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Chung-sook
Why didn't you put up a 'No Urinating' sign? I told you!
Ki-taek
No, signs like that just make them piss even more.
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Park Yeon-kyo
[referring to her son's artistic ability]
He has a Basquiat-esque sense, even at age 9!
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Park Yeon-kyo
What are you talking about? Go up to Jessica.
Da Song
Jessica smells like that, too.
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Park Yeon-kyo
It's ridiculous, right? Running around, trying to please a kid. He's not some kind of prince.
Chung-sook
He's the youngest. It's common.
Park Yeon-kyo
Please understand. Da-song is a bit... unwell. He's receiving trauma therapy and art therapy. There was an incident.
Chung-sook
What incident?
Park Yeon-kyo
Sis, you believe in ghosts, too? Da-song saw a ghost in the house when he was in 1st grade. He had a birthday party at home that day. Late that night, when everyone was sleeping, Da-song crept down to the kitchen and took the cake out. The whipped cream on that cake was amazing. Even in bed, he couldn't stop thinking about it. So Da-song was sitting, eating his cake... He screamed, and I ran downstairs, and he was all... his eyes rolled back in his head, convulsions, foam in his mouth. Have you ever seen a child have a seizure?
Chung-sook
No.
Park Yeon-kyo
They need 15-minute treatment, or they're done for. That's the time you have to reach an emergency room, 15 minutes.
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Dong Ik
[referring to a business card given to him by Ki-taek]
Anyway, I can give this card to my wife, right?
Ki-taek
Yes, that's why I brought it up. No need to mention me. You can tell her you found the company yourself.
Dong Ik
Sure. Thanks to you I can play the good husband.
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Park Yeon-kyo
They say a ghost in the house brings wealth. Actually, the money's been good recently.
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Kim Ki-woo
Dad, my foot.
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Park Yeon-kyo
Anyway, ram-don as soon as we walk in, okay?
Chung-sook
Then you're almost here?
Park Yeon-kyo
8 minutes, according to the GPS.
Chung-sook
You arrive in 8 minutes...
Park Yeon-kyo
Start boiling the water right away!
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Kim Ki-jung
We're the ones who need help. Worry about us, okay? Dad! Come on, Dad! Just focus on us, okay? On us! Not Driver Yoon, but me, please!
[lightning crashes]
Ki-taek
Awesome timing, huh?
Kim Ki-woo
She speaks, and the lightning crashes!
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Ki-taek
Husband.
Moon-gwang
Wife?
Chung-sook
Yes.
Moon-gwang
Son?
Kim Ki-woo
Yes.
Moon-gwang
Daughter?
Kim Ki-jung
Daughter.
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Ki-taek
Look kids, we made it out of there safely, right? And besides us, nobody knows what happened there. Right? So nothing happened. You understand? I've got my own plan. So you two just forget about it, okay? Let's go home. Let's go take a bath.
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Moon-gwang
Honey, that woman Chung-sook... Oh, god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs. Repeat after me. Chung-sook... Chung-sook...
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JTBC Reporter
This sudden rampage in the back yard of an upper-class home is a highly unusual case. Since the homeless man who sparked the rampage died at the scene, police are struggling to even establish a clear motive.
JTBC Reporter
The driver Kim and the slain Mr. Park are said to have been on good terms. For now the police investigation is focused on locating the driver Kim. Kim, after exiting this door and descending the stairs, disappeared into the neighboring alleys. Police searched the CCTVs of nearby homes to no avail, and they have yet to find any witnesses. Given the situation, it's not an exaggeration to say that Kim vanished into thin air.
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Park Yeon-kyo
Listen, do you know how to make ram-don?
Chung-sook
Ram-don?
Park Yeon-kyo
Da-song likes ram-don more than anything.
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Doctor
[explaining why Ki-woo keeps laughing]
That happens sometimes after brain surgery. They keep laughing. For no reason.
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Dong Ik
God, I can't believe I'm doing this at my age. It's so embarrassing. I'm really sorry, Mr. Kim. Da-song's mom insisted, it can't be helped. But the concept is simple. There'll be a parade with Jessica carrying a birthday cake. Then we jump out and attack Jessica. Swinging our tomahawks!
Ki-taek
Right.
Dong Ik
Just then, Da-song the good Indian will jump out and we'll do battle. Finally he'll save Jessica the cake princess, and they'll all cheer. Something like that. Silly, isn't it?
Ki-taek
I guess your wife likes events and surprises.
Dong Ik
Yeah, she does. But she's particularly into this party.
Ki-taek
You're trying your best, too. Well, you love her, after all.
Dong Ik
Mr. Kim. You're getting paid extra. Think of this as part of your work, okay?
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Park Yeon-kyo
Please don't tell any of this to my husband, okay?
Ki-taek
Understood.
Park Yeon-kyo
If he hears I brought a TB patient to our home, I'll be hanged and quartered!
Ki-taek
Don't worry, Madame. And if I may presume to say one thing. I have no feelings against that woman. I felt I had to speak up for the sake of public health and hygiene. But this could be seen as snitching or...
Park Yeon-kyo
Don't you worry. I won't mention the TB. I'll just make up some excuse to dismiss her. Simply and quietly. It's a proven method. That's the best.
Ki-taek
Okay, then.
[Ki-taek shakes Yeon-kyo's hand, causing her to squirm]
Park Yeon-kyo
Have you... washed your hands?
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Kim Ki-jung
A password? Did you try 123456789?
Kim Ki-woo
No luck.
Kim Ki-jung
Do it the other way.
Kim Ki-woo
I tried that too!
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Ki-taek
[advising how to use a phone to find Wi-Fi networks]
For Wi-Fi, hold it high. Stick it in every corner and so on.
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Ki-taek
So we're all gathered here today, to celebrate the re connection of our phones, and this bounteous Wi-Fi!
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Geun-se
Mr Park... you feed me and house me. RESPECT!
Ki-taek
You do this everyday?
Geun-se
Sure, I even send him whole sentences to thank him.
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