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Doctor Who: Twice Upon a Time Movie Quotes

Twelfth Doctor Oh. There it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it, the more it needs saving. It's a treadmill.

[the TARDIS makes soft chirping noises to the Doctor]

Twelfth Doctor Yes, yes I know. They'll get it all wrong without me.

[pauses]

Twelfth Doctor Well... I suppose one more lifetime won't kill anyone. Well... except me.

[looks down at his hand, glowing with regeneration energy, then wearily looks back up at the TARDIS]

Twelfth Doctor You wait a moment, Doctor. Let's get it right. I've got a few things to say to you. Basic stuff first: Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears! Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. Oh. And you mustn't tell anyone your name.

[smiles to himself]

Twelfth Doctor No one would understand it, anyway! Except...

[cries out suddenly in pain, crumples to the ground, gasps for breath]

Twelfth Doctor Except... children. Children can hear it sometimes, if their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too. Children can hear your name. But nobody else.

[slowly and painfully rises back up to his feet]

Twelfth Doctor Nobody else. EVER.

[stands up, tall and proudly]

Twelfth Doctor Laugh hard. Run fast. BE KIND.

[a pause, then softly]

Twelfth Doctor Doctor, I let you go.

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First Doctor [the Twelfth Doctor holds up his right hand to the First Doctor, which is glowing with regeneration energy that he is suppressing] You are me? No! No!

Twelfth Doctor Yes, yes, I'm very much afraid so.

First Doctor Do I... become you?

Twelfth Doctor Well, there's a few false starts, but you get there in the end.

[smiles broadly]

First Doctor But I thought...

Twelfth Doctor What?

First Doctor Well. I assumed, I'd get... younger.

Twelfth Doctor [deeply insulted] I am younger!

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[the Thirteenth Doctor's first lines]

Thirteenth Doctor Oh, brilliant!

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Clara [smiling] And don't go forgetting me again, because quite frankly that was offensive!

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Twelfth Doctor Well I suppose one more lifetime won't kill anyone... well, except me.

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Bill [to the Twelfth Doctor] You're a stupid bloody arse!

First Doctor If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady, you're in for a golly good smacked bottom.

[he leaves]

Twelfth Doctor [embarrassed] Can we just pretend that that never happened?

Bill I'm a broad-minded girl. I mean, I know we have this whole professor-student thing going on, but...

Twelfth Doctor Can we just never, ever talk about this again?

Bill I hope we talk about it loads.

[chuckles]

Bill I hope we spend years laughing about it. Come back alive!

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The Captain Is this madness? Am I going mad?

Twelfth Doctor Madness? Well, you're an officer from World War One at the South Pole, being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good.

The Captain World War One?

Twelfth Doctor Judging by the uniform, yes.

The Captain Yes, but what do you mean... one?

Twelfth Doctor Oh... sorry. Spoilers.

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The Doctor [the 1st Doctor - talking in a bit 'dated' manner, tries to impress upon Bill Potts that the computer-generated lady is, after all, a woman] Oh, my dear, I - I hope it doesn't offend you, that I have had some experience with the, uh, 'fairer sex'.

[Twelfth Doctor is cringing at "himself", because he knows what's coming...]

Bill Potts Me, too.

[First Doctor and the Captain stare in shock]

The Captain Good lord.

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Twelfth Doctor Oh! It's not an evil plan! I - I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan!

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