Olaf
So you chop down a tree and dress its corpse with candles? I... love it!
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Olaf
Breaking and entering: okay on Christmas.
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Kristoff
[after presenting the statue of Flemmingrad the Fungus Troll]
Now you lick his forehead for good luck.
[He licks the statue, gets moss all over his face]
Kristoff
Who's next?
Anna
You're up, Elsa.
[Elsa almost throws up]
Kristoff
Tastes just like lichen.
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Olaf
Good evening, madam. I'm Olaf...
Candy Cane Kid
Hey, Olaf!
Olaf
Let me finish?... And I like warm hugs.
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[a hawk swoops down and takes the fruit cake]
Olaf
I guess hawks need traditions too.
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[Closing lines]
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Olaf
Would it be possible to have one of those awkwardly revealing yet traditionally tasteful towels your family is so fond of wearing?
Oaken
Take mine, ja?
[Takes off his towel and slaps it on Olaf's face]
Olaf
It's still warm.
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Olaf
[after the sled falls off a cliff]
Okay, Sven, not gonna sugarcoat it, this is a bit of a setback.
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Anna
Olaf, where are you?
Anna
[Elsa and Anna gasp and let sighs of relief that they found Olaf. They knelt down beside the heap of snow Olaf is buried under]
Hmm... I wonder where he went.
Olaf
He probably went out to look for traditions for Anna and Elsa.
Elsa
Oh, And did he find any?
Olaf
He did. But they caught fire, and fell off a cliff, and then caught fire again.
[Sven grabs his carrot nose with his teeth and pulls him out]
Olaf
And then the hawk took them.
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Olaf
[after swallowing a piping hot fruitcake that falls through his body; slightly dismayed]
Aw, that went right through me.
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Olaf
[after the sled falls into the gorge below, seemingly extinguishing the fire]
Hey! The fire's out!
[Sled explodes]
Olaf
Oh, darn it!
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[Olaf is relaxing in Oaken's sauna, where there is a Christmas party going on]
Oaken
Enjoying me family's Christmas festivity, Christmas Snowman?
Olaf
[taking off his coals; relaxed]
Ah... Yeah! So nice to take your coals off once in a while, ya know what I mean?
[he gradually starts to melt from the steam and heat]
Olaf
All my troubles are just melting away!
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[First Lines]
Olaf
[startling Kai while he is decorating the tree] Surprise!
Kai
Not yet, Olaf.
Olaf
[startling three maids who are carrying dinner plates by popping out of a suit of armor] Surprise!
Arendelle Maids
Not yet, Olaf.
Olaf
[surprising the manservent as he is placing a present that looks like Olaf] Surprise!
Arendelle Manservent
[tumbles on the pile of presents] Whoa! Oh... Not yet, Olaf.
Anna
[Anna enters the dining room and is about to take a piece of cake with her fingers] Whoa! Hello.
Olaf
[popping out of the cake, startling Anna] Surprise!
Anna
[smiling] Oh, Olaf! Not yet!
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Candy Cane Woman
We make candy canes together.
[She hands Olaf a candy cane]
Olaf
[intrigued] Oooh!
[He takes off his carrot nose and puts the candy cane in it's place. His eyes whirl with candy cane colors as he giggles]
Olaf
Sugar rush!
Candy Cane Kid
[putting the candy cane into Olaf's mouth] You're supposed to eat it.
Olaf
[shocked] Eat my new nose? Why would I want to do that?
Candy Cane Kid
Because it's that time of year!
[Candy Cane Kid exits. Olaf puts his carrot nose back on]
Olaf
[musing] Hmm. Because it's that... time of year.
[Olaf gets an epiphany and gasps in excitement]
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Olaf
I'm sorry. You still don't have a tradition.
Anna
But we do, Olaf. Look.
[Anna opens a box, revealing artwork of Olaf]
Elsa
[as a flashback of a young Anna and Elsa making the snowman that was Olaf]
Anna made these... Years ago. When we first made you. You were the one who brought us together, and kept us connected while we were apart.
Anna
[Flashback shows Young Anna slipping artwork of Olaf under Elsa's door]
Every Christmas, I made Elsa a gift.
Elsa
All those long years alone...
[Flashback shows an older Elsa picking up a corn-husk doll of Olaf that Anna had made]
Elsa
We had you to remind us of our childhood.
Anna
[Scene shows Anna and Elsa standing on opposite sides of the door, smiling warmly]
... Of how much we still loved each other.
Elsa
It's you, Olaf. You are our tradition.
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Olaf
[as he is being chased by wolves, while holding onto a holiday fruitcake; desperate]
Please! I know your hungry, but I need to have at least one tradition for my best friends. The fate of the world depends on it!
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[after losing all of the collected traditions to a fire, being chased by wolves and a fruitcake to a hawk, a battered Olaf falls into despair as sorrowful music plays]
Olaf
Well, I guess hawks need traditions too.
[sadly sighs]
[sniffles]
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