The Suicide Squad Movie Quotes
Young Cleo
Why rats, Papa?
Ratcatcher
Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. But if they have purpose, so do we all.
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King Shark
Nom-nom!
[eats someone]
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Starro
I was happy, floating, staring at the stars...
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Rick Flag
Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport
I had the chicken. Mine were very good.
Rick Flag
All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport
We find out any information you give is is false, you die.
Harley Quinn
If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag
What? No.
Harley Quinn
If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag
No!
Harley Quinn
If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag
Harley. Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
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Ratcatcher II
They call you Peacemaker.
Peacemaker
I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.
Polka-Dot Man
I am.
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Amanda Waller
Any questions?
[long silence]
King Shark
Hand!
Amanda Waller
Yes, that is your hand. Very good.
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Harley Quinn
I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!
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Rick Flag
Peacemaker... what a joke.
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Bloodsport
No one likes a show-off.
Peacemaker
Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.
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Harley Quinn
TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?
[sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]
Harley Quinn
What the fuck?
Rick Flag
I didn't pick the damn team!
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Captain Boomerang
A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K.
I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!
Harley Quinn
Oh my god, you're a werewolf?
Blackguard
YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!
[struggles to get free]
Rick Flag
Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...
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Polka-Dot Man
I'M A SUPERHERO! I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SUPERHERO!
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Sol Soria
The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.
King Shark
I wear disguise!
Ratcatcher II
Awww, you are going to wear disguise?
King Shark
Si!
Peacemaker
Hey, he's learning Spanish!
Ratcatcher II
What kind of disguise?
King Shark
Fake moustache!
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Bloodsport
What's the plan?
Rick Flag
How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker
You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!
Bloodsport
And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!
Peacemaker
If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"
Ratcatcher II
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker
Who knows why madmen do what they do?
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Ratcatcher II
[looking through binoculars and interpreting Sebastian's hand signal as Sebastian is peeking through the window]
Third floor hallway's clear. Abner?
Polka-Dot Man
There doesn't seem to be any incoming traffic.
Rick Flag
Nanaue, stay off the comm!
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[Starro appears]
John Economos
Oh my god, we've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!
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Peacemaker
You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?
Bloodsport
This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Rick Flag
We don't leave one of our own behind!
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Ratcatcher II
How would you like it if I sent half a dozen rats up your ass?
Thinker
You might be surprised by my response.
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[King Shark has a false moustache]
Bloodsport
You still look like you.
Peacemaker
It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.
Bloodsport
If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...
King Shark
FUCK YOU!
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Harley Quinn
Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
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Amanda Waller
Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?
[everyone stares at Peacemaker]
Amanda Waller
No.
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Captain Boomerang
Why're you in prison?
Harley Quinn
I got road rage... in a bank.
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Harley Quinn
When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
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Jacket Slogan
Live fast. Die clown.
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Bloodsport
Uh, what's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn
I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport
Jesus Christ!
Harley Quinn
Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.
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Polka-Dot Man
I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.
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Ratcatcher II
If I die 'cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.
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Harley Quinn
I love your accent.
Javelin
All American women love men with accents.
Harley Quinn
We do! It's 'cause we don't got none.
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Peacemaker
Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.
Polka-Dot Man
It's not.
Peacemaker
What is it?
Polka-Dot Man
It's an interdimensional virus
Peacemaker
Fuck is that?
Polka-Dot Man
My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..
Bloodsport
Then what?
Polka-Dot Man
They'll eat me alive.
Rick Flag
What happened to your brothers and sisters?
Polka-Dot Man
Some lived. Some died.
Ratcatcher II
And your mom, where is she now?
Polka-Dot Man
Everywhere.
[From his pov he sees everyone as his mother]
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Harley Quinn
Who's Milton?
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King Shark
So smart, me. Enjoy books so much.
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Bloodsport
Look, I know Flag wanted to give the drive to the press, but we just saved a whole bloody city. We can't have it all.
Harley Quinn
Flag was my friend.
Bloodsport
Mine too. And i haven't got many of those.
Harley Quinn
I could be your friend, Milton.
Bloodsport
Not my name.
Harley Quinn
What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.
Bloodsport
Didn't.
Harley Quinn
Yes, we did.
Bloodsport
No.
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Peacemaker
[from trailer]
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
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Rick Flag
Fire on three, two...
Harley Quinn
What are you guys doing?
Rick Flag
You. We're here to save you.
Harley Quinn
You were going to save me?
Rick Flag
It was a really good plan too.
Harley Quinn
Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it.
Bloodsport
That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn
I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport
Jesus Christ.
Harley Quinn
Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.
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Harley Quinn
[as she shoots Silvio]
I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
[as Silvio is dying]
Harley Quinn
I know. I know. I know what you're trying to say. Harley why not just leave? And I'd say, Why are you screaming at me? I'm not deaf. I'm standing right here! And then I'd say, When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires, and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
[to the now dead Silvio]
Harley Quinn
you were real pretty and all. And RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs. But all in all, I think you're more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts emptied from your head.
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Bloodsport
Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.
Ratcatcher II
Nanaue, would you eat your friends?
King Shark
I no friends.
Ratcatcher II
You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?
Bloodsport
Yes.
King Shark
No?
Ratcatcher II
Then can we be your friends?
Peacemaker
He's obviously lying.
Ratcatcher II
If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.
[Shakes hands with King Shark]
Ratcatcher II
friends.
Bloodsport
You are a little idiot.
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Starro
[speaking through people]
Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here... tortured me... had his way with me!
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Amanda Waller
You know the deal: successfully complete the mission and you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
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Bloodsport
Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.
Tyla
That's your advice?
Bloodsport
Yeah.
Tyla
You're a terrible father. I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught.
Bloodsport
I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as stupid as a fucking TV watch!
Tyla
It does other things too!
Bloodsport
But nothing that your phone can't fucking do! It's embarrassing!
Tyla
No, what's fucking embarrassing is having you as my father.
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Savant
So, this is the famous Suicide Squad.
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Thinker
Unclench your fucking pearls, Flag! We serve the same master!
Ratcatcher II
We were sent here to stop you!
Thinker
Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology, your government sent you here to cover up their part in it!
Rick Flag
You're a goddamn liar!
Thinker
American goddamn astronauts found Starro! Yankee fucking doodle dandies! Although the Cold War was ended, your government saw the potential in weaponizing such a powerful beast. But banish the thought of any such experiments being held on American soil!
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Javelin
What does T.D.K stand for?
T.D.K.
What?
Javelin
Your name is T.D.K., correct?
T.D.K.
Yeah.
Javelin
And it stands for what?
T.D.K.
...It stands for me. It's what a name is.
Javelin
Your name is letters?
Captain Boomerang
All names are letters, dickhead.
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Ratcatcher II
[Sebastian the rat is being affectionate to Bloodsport]
Aw. He always wants to be near you. I think he senses good in you.
Bloodsport
Yeah, there's no good in me.
[He shuts the van door on Sebastian]
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Bloodsport
Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?
Peacemaker
Now that's just racist.
Bloodsport
No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.
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Amanda Waller
Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.
Bloodsport
You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.
Peacemaker
But better
Bloodsport
I always hit my targets dead center.
Peacemaker
I hit them more in the center.
Bloodsport
Well, you can't hit something more in the center.
Peacemaker
I use smaller bullets.
Bloodsport
What?
Peacemaker
They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides
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Peacemaker
That's the worst fake mustache I've ever seen
Bloodsport
And if you had fooled us, we'd have to kill you, shark shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that.
[he grunts and walks off]
King Shark
You, you
[Ratcatcher 2 and Bloodsport are snickering while Nanaue is grumbling]
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[the Thinker smiles nervously]
Bloodsport
We're old mates who are going to take a trip to Jotunheim.
[They both laugh]
Thinker
Yup. Even with my help, you think you can get into Jotunheim?
Bloodsport
Well, if we can't, I've got a great white out back that's looking for some chum.
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Peacemaker
How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.
Bloodsport
How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker
You're the leader You're supposed to be decisive.
Bloodsport
And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks. How's that?
Peacemaker
You're being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said, I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.
Ratcatcher II
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker
Who knows why madmen do what they do?
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Ratcatcher II
Aw, he's offering you a pretty leaf to show you he means no harm?
Bloodsport
Why the fuck would I want a leaf? Just get the rats out of here!
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[Starro grabs the Thinker]
Thinker
Okay, we gotta calm down. Let's all just... let's-let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from! I crashed your life! Okay! I crashed your life! But I'm ready to change! I am ready to change! I didn't mean to harm you!
[Starro tears him apart and throws him at a window]
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King Shark
Nom nom?
Bloodsport
Really? That is what you're thinking about right now?
Ratcatcher II
No, it's not nom nom.
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Amanda Waller
You didn't tell me you had a fear of rats, DuBois?
Bloodsport
I'm an assassin! Why would I share my liabilities?
[shrieks]
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Thinker
Your equipment manipulates animal behavior, clever. I'm working with something similar with humans.
Ratcatcher II
Be quiet please.
Thinker
You're perceivably panicked, I'm guessing you're not the alphas of this battalion.
Ratcatcher II
Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?
Ratcatcher II
My answer might not be what you expect.
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Bloodsport
Hey Pissmaker, we're on a mission.
Peacemaker
Easy, Inspector Gadget. A little drink never hurt nobody.
Polka-Dot Man
Except for the thousands of people killed in drunk driving accidents every year.
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Bloodsport
How deep of a sleeper are you?
Ratcatcher II
I was having the most wonderful dream.
Peacemaker
If it was you about to be eaten by King Shark, then you're a psychic.
Ratcatcher II
I don't believe he would do that. He has very kind eyes.
Ratcatcher II
You bastard.
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Bloodsport
That's just a taste of what's on that drive. I've uploaded it all to a secure server. Now, if you kill any one of us, or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison, it goes public. If we all go free, it never has to see the light of day.
Amanda Waller
I told you I'd make you a leader, DuBois. You got a deal.
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Calendar Man
Hey, Polka Dot Man, I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party, you fucking pussy!
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Polka-Dot Man
I turn people into my mom, and I kill them.
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Rick Flag
Did anyone check on whether the weasel could swim?
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Bloodsport
No one likes a show-off!
Peacemaker
Unless what they're showing off is DOPE as FUCK!
Peacemaker
FUCK! THAT'S TRUE!
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Harley Quinn
Who's Milton?
Polka-Dot Man
What?
Harley Quinn
I don't remember any Milton.
Polka-Dot Man
Fuck! He has been with us the whole time.
Harley Quinn
Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?
Polka-Dot Man
Yes!
Harley Quinn
I don't think so. I think I would've noticed if a guy named Milton's been with us. It's not a very common name. I don't think I've ever even met Milton.
Polka-Dot Man
Are you messing around right now? He was a really nice guy, and he sacrificed himself to help us. And now look at him. He's dead
Harley Quinn
Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton.
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Bloodsport
Thats her business.
Ratcatcher II
I knew Sebastian sensed good in you for a reason.
Bloodsport
Just keep that fucking rat away from me.
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Ratcatcher II
Why are you so afraid of rats?
Bloodsport
Why are you so in love with them, Ratcatcher 2? You know what I think? I think you have a serious case of daddy issues.
Ratcatcher II
I have no issues with how much I loved my father.
Bloodsport
You remind me of my daughter, the reason I'm here.
Ratcatcher II
Why are you so afraid of rats?
Bloodsport
My old man. When I was a lad, if I didn't finish a task right, he would dole out the punishment. And one day, he just locked me in a crate for twenty-four hours. And it was full starving rats.
Ratcatcher II
As imperfect my father was, he loved me. I wish I could give that to you.
Bloodsport
Don't you worry, yeah? I'm going to get you out of here alive.
Ratcatcher II
I'm going to get you out of here alive.
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Peacemaker
[about Harley]
you got to be kidding me. You're going to risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.
Bloodsport
This is coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Peacemaker
It's not a toilet seat. It's a beacon of freedom.
Rick Flag
We don't leave one of our own behind.
Peacemaker
You're okay with this?
Bloodsport
No, but I've been around Flag when he's got a rag in his mouth. Best not to tug it.
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Rick Flag
Here's to being alive in thee hours
Bloodsport
I'll be alive. You speak for yourself.
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Bloodsport
I think liberty's just your excuse to do whatever you want.
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Emilia Harcourt
Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.
John Economos
Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.
Rick Flag
TDK, two o'clock.
Harley Quinn
TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the fuck?
Rick Flag
I didn't pick the damn team!
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Amanda Waller
She controls rats.
Bloodsport
I know, I caught that. It's a disgusting superpower.
Ratcatcher II
This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian.
[Sebastian waves at him]
Bloodsport
I'm not shaking the rat's hand.
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Captain Boomerang
We're in a butcher's freezer, Harls. Surrounded by dead hogs hanging on hooks. Only they don't know it yet.
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John Economos
Who the fuck is Bloodsport?
Amanda Waller
Robert DuBois. A world class marksman. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a mercenary who trained his son to kill from the moment he was born. He's in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a kryptonite bullet.
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King Shark
Book read.
Bloodsport
Wow.
Peacemaker
Books upside down. See that? It's pretending to read a book.
King Shark
So smart me. Enjoy book so much.
Amanda Waller
Be a mite careful, as he's developed a taste for human meat.
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Amanda Waller
Next, we have Cleo Cazo, Ratcatcher 2.
Peacemaker
What, we couldn't afford Ratcatcher 1?
Amanda Waller
He's dead. this is his daughter.
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Rick Flag
I joined the army to serve my country, not be its damn puppet!
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Peacemaker
Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?
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Bloodsport
I'm no fucking leader!
Amanda Waller
Then I'll make you one.
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Polka-Dot Man
I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom it's easy.
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Savant
So this is the famous Suicide Squad?
Rick Flag
Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is "Task Force X" and love 'em or hate 'em, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.
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Bloodsport
We find out any information you give us is false, you die.
Harley Quinn
If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag
What? No.
Harley Quinn
If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag
No.
Harley Quinn
If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag
Harley, those last three aren't things. Although probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
Thinker
This is suicide.
Rick Flag
Well, that's kind of our thing.
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Harley Quinn
I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.
Bloodsport
It's good for cover.
Harley Quinn
Yep, that too.
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Rick Flag
Good God.
Thinker
If God existed, wouldn't this be proof that he wasn't good at all? Oh please, unclutch your fucking pearls, Flag. We serve the same master.
Ratcatcher II
We were sent here to stop you.
Thinker
Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology. Your government sent you here to cover up their part in it.
Rick Flag
You're a goddamn liar.
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[pointing to a device in front of the room]
Amanda Waller
That is an overhead projector.
Ratcatcher II
Do you ever use it anymore?
Amanda Waller
No, not really.
Ratcatcher II
So, why don't you just throw it away?
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John Economos
[about Peacemaker] You realize this is revenge, right? Waller knows we double-crossed her, and she's getting back at us by saddling us with this douchebag.
Emilia Harcourt
Yep.
Dr. Alandy
I heard he was sort of a hero down in Corto Maltese.
John Economos
Oh, is that what you heard? Because not quite.
Dr. Alandy
What do you guys want him for?
Emilia Harcourt
Just to save the fucking world, that's all.
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Blackguard
Yo is this a dog?
Captain Boomerang
What!
Blackguard
Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang
A dog what kind of dog do you think it is mate?
Blackguard
I don't know I'm not familiar with all the breeds.
T.D.K.
I'm gonna go with Afghan hound.
Captain Boomerang
Since when does an Afghan hound have bloody thumbs!
Harley Quinn
Oh my god is it a werewolf? I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!
Blackguard
Yo he's turning into a werewolf dude let me out not a fucking werewolf!
Rick Flag
Hey hey he's not a werewolf ok he's a weasel he's harmless. I mean not harmless he's killed 27 children.
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John Economos
[referring to Bloodsport]
Hey, all that stuff about his daughter, you wouldn't really do that, right?
Amanda Waller
You don't know half of what I would do, John.
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Peacemaker
Polka Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka dots at people? He does. He throws polka dots at people.
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Ratcatcher II
So okay, okay, destroy the hard drive. Why kill me?
Peacemaker
Because I'm thorough.
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Starro
I was happy floating, staring at the stars...
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Peacemaker
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
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Peacemaker
You gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.
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Bloodsport
What's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn
I'm waiting for God to tell me.
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Harley Quinn
When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty... tears you apart after a while.
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Flo Crawley
What does Savant do again?
Emilia Harcourt
It's Brian Durlin. He's an expert in weapons and hand to hand combat.
Flo Crawley
Yeah, well, I'm putting twenty on him that he's going to bite it.
Emilia Harcourt
Me too. And Weasel, Boomer, and Mongal.
Flo Crawley
Is Mongal an alien, or some type of god
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Bloodsport
To get me to lead your shite fucking mission, you're going to send my fourteen year old daughter to prison?
Amanda Waller
No. Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You're a real father of the year. You have the military experience necessary, and everything in your psychological profile tells me you have what it takes to be a leader.
Bloodsport
No, I'm no fucking leader.
Amanda Waller
Then I'll make you one. Are you in, or are you out? Good. Let's meet your team.
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Bloodsport
I'm no fucking leader!
Amanda Waller
...Then I'll make you one.
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Harley Quinn
[skipping across the floor barefooted]
My mother said to count back again. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Ha, Coronel, beat that!
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Sol Soria
Why did my people not alert me of your arrival?
Bloodsport
We didn't see any people.
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Rick Flag
Of course, I should have known. Waller's always got a backup.
Peacemaker
Come on, man. This isn't personal.
Rick Flag
Holding a gun on me is pretty fucking personal.
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Peacemaker
Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.
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Amanda Waller
[to Savant]
You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get 10 years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
Doctor Fitzgibbon
Good dog.
Amanda Waller
We are a black ops unit. Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened.
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Sol Soria
There are clothes in the boxes for all of you, so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.
King Shark
I wear disguise.
Ratcatcher II
Oh, you're going to wear a disguise.
King Shark
Si.
Peacemaker
Hey, he's learning Spanish m
Ratcatcher II
And what kind of disguise?
King Shark
Fake mustache.
Bloodsport
Yeah. Fake mustache isn't going to cut it, mate.
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Thinker
You are perceivably panicked. I'm guessing that you are not the alphas of this battalion.
Ratcatcher II
Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?
Thinker
My answer might not be what you expect.
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Rick Flag
Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport
Mine were very good. I had the chicken.
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Ratcatcher II
This city isn't yours. This city isn't ours. This city is *theirs*.
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Amanda Waller
My deepest apologies for disturbing you.
Ratcatcher II
Hmmm, it's all right.
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Harley Quinn
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
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Ratcatcher II
Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?
Thinker
My answer might not be what you expect.
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Savant
The Weasel is dead! I repeat the Weasel is dead.
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Ratcatcher II
[talking to Bloodsport]
As imperfect my father was, he loved me. I wish I could give that to you.
Bloodsport
Don't you worry, yeah? I'm gonna get you out of here alive.
Ratcatcher II
I'm going to get YOU out of here alive.
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Amanda Waller
[to Bloodsport]
I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine.
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Rick Flag
Savant. Or would you rather be called Durlin?
Savant
I'd rather not be called at all. But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.
Rick Flag
Well, welcome to anything.
Savant
So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Rick Flag
Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is Task Force X and love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days. Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. TDK. Weasel. And of course...
Harley Quinn
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
Rick Flag
Good to know.
Captain Boomerang
What are you doing back in prison, Harls?
Harley Quinn
I got road rage. In a bank.
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Harley Quinn
I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.
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