K-9 Movie Quotes
Tracy
Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?
Dooley
Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.
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Dooley
Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!
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[Dooley meets Jerry Lee]
Brannigan
There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
Dooley
Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
Brannigan
Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
Dooley
Don't worry about the dog.
Brannigan
It's not the dog I'm worried about.
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[Jerry Lee has just single handedly taken out an entire bar of thugs who where roughing up Dooley]
Dooley
I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee.
Jerry Lee
[looks at Dooley]
Dooley
Don't you ever...
Jerry Lee
[puts his head down]
Dooley
You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed
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Dooley
I needed you back here.
Jerry Lee
[slowly lifts his head and looks at Dooley]
Dooley
What if they ran out?
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Dooley
You could've got them here.
Dooley
You understand.
Jerry Lee
[looks down]
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[Helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car]
Dooley
Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team.
[Flames erupt underneath Dooley's car]
Dooley
I think someone's mad at me.
[Dooley's car explodes]
Dooley
DEFINITELY someone is mad at me.
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Brannigan
You think you got problems? I gotta to take my wife and kids on vacation. I've got a plane to catch in 3 hours.
Dooley
Plane? You said plane?
Brannigan
But I ain't gonna catch the plane because I gotta wait here for the SWAT team.
Dooley
Can I have the dog if I get you on the plane? You're airborne, you're airborne!
Brannigan
I'll tell you what, you get me on the plane and you can marry the goddamn dog!
Dooley
You got it!
Brannigan
Goddamn lunatic!
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Dooley
[Dooley resolves a hostage situation by driving into it with his new car]
Narcotics? Party of 12?
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