Captain America: Civil War Movie Quotes
Iron Man
So was I.
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Iron Man
[after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man]
Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.
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Tony Stark
Got a passport?
Tony Stark
You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker
No.
Tony Stark
Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker
I can't go to Germany!
Tony Stark
Why?
Peter Parker
I got... homework.
Tony Stark
Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
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Spider-Man
Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine
Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man
I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
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Sam Wilson
No.
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Black Widow
Are we still friends?
Hawkeye
That depends on how hard you hit me.
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Scott Lang
Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark
Who are you?
Scott Lang
Come on, man.
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Tony Stark
[Tony is wounded, Steve and Bucky are leaving]
That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!
[Steve drops shield]
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Falcon
[after being trapped by Spider-Man]
I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
Spider-Man
All right, sorry. My bad.
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Tony Stark
So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker
S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark
Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker
It's not a onesie.
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Winter Soldier
[webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man]
You couldn't have done that earlier?
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Hawkeye
I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.
Black Panther
I don't care.
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Tony Stark
All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
[webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]
Tony Stark
Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man
Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
Tony Stark
Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man
Okay.
[salutes]
Spider-Man
Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Tony Stark
Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
Tony Stark
Good job.
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Sharon Carter
Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, "Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, *you* move'."
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Scott Lang
Ca... Captain America...
[shakes Steve's hand vigorously]
Steve Rogers
Mr. Lang.
Scott Lang
It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!
[turns to Wanda]
Scott Lang
Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!
[sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]
Scott Lang
Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.
[Steve grins]
Sam Wilson
What's up, Tic-Tac?
Scott Lang
Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...
Sam Wilson
It was a great audition, but it'll...
[chuckles]
Sam Wilson
It'll never happen again.
Steve Rogers
Did he tell you what we're up against?
Scott Lang
Something about some... psycho assassins?
Steve Rogers
We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.
Scott Lang
Yeah, well, what else is new?
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Captain America
You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
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Captain America
I can do this all day.
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Iron Man
Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?
Hawkeye
Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
[fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron Man
Well, first time for everything.
Hawkeye
Made you look.
[Scarlet Witch uses the distraction to trap Iron Man under a pile of cars]
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Spider-Man
[referring to Captain America's shield]
That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
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Sam Wilson
Bird costume? Come on.
Sharon Carter
I didn't write it.
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Ant-Man
[after witnessing a miniaturized fuel truck return to normal size and explode]
Oh, man, thought it was a water truck. Uh, sorry.
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Ant-Man
I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
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Hawkeye
I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.
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Tony Stark
How did this happen?
Vision
I became distracted.
Tony Stark
I didn't think that was possible.
Vision
Neither did I.
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Tony Stark
You seem a little defensive.
Captain America
It's been a long day.
Captain America
Then why are you here?
Tony Stark
Could be your story's not so crazy. Maybe.
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Sam Wilson
So you like cats?
Steve Rogers
Sam...
Sam Wilson
What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
Steve Rogers
Your suit. It's vibranium?
T'Challa
The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
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Sam Wilson
[to Steve]
I just wanna make sure we consider all our options. The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me.
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Tony Stark
Hey, you wanna see something cool? I pulled something from Dad's archives. Timely. FDR signed the Lend-Lease bill with these in 1941. Provided support to the Allies when they needed most.
Steve Rogers
Some would say it brought our country closer to war.
Tony Stark
Steve, if not for these, you wouldn't be here. I'm trying to, what do you call it, a... an olive branch. Is that what you call it?
Steve Rogers
Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.
Tony Stark
We are kinda... well not kinda...
Steve Rogers
Pregnant?
Tony Stark
No, ha, definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.
Steve Rogers
I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.
Tony Stark
A few years ago I almost lost her so I trashed all my suits. Then we had to mop up Hydra. Then Ultron, my fault. And then, and then, and then. I never stopped. 'Cause the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords can split the difference. In her defense, I'm a handful. Yeah dad was a pain in the ass, but he and mom always made it work.
Steve Rogers
You know, I'm glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single.
Tony Stark
Oh really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you.
Steve Rogers
I don't mean to make things difficult.
Tony Stark
I know. Because you're a very polite person.
Steve Rogers
If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.
Tony Stark
No, you don't.
Steve Rogers
No, I don't. Sometimes...
Tony Stark
Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap. So far nothing's happen that can't be undone. Please, sign. We can make the last 24 hours legit. Barnes gets transferred to an American psych center instead of a Wakandan prison.
Steve Rogers
I'm not saying it's impossible. But there would have to be safeguards.
Tony Stark
Sure! Once we put out the PR - they're documents. They can be amended. I file a motion, have you and Wanda reinstated...
Steve Rogers
Wanda? What about Wanda?
Tony Stark
She's fine. She's confined in the compound currently. Vision's keeping her company.
Steve Rogers
Oh God, Tony! Every time. Every time I think you're seeing things the right way...
Tony Stark
It's a 100 acres with a lap pool. It's got a screening room. There's worse way to protect people. She's not a US Citizen and they don't grant visas to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Steve Rogers
Protection? Is that how you see this? This isn't protection, it's internment, Tony. Come on, she's a kid!
Tony Stark
Gimme a break! I'm doing what has to be done, to save us from something worse.
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Steve Rogers
This job... we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time... maybe nobody gets saved.
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Crossbones
This is for dropping a building on my face!
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[Zemo sits on a rock, listening to his wife's last recorded message on his cellphone]
Voice of Zemo's Wife
You should have seen his little face. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you.
[T'Challa sneaks up behind Zemo. He places his helmet on the ground]
T'Challa
I almost killed the wrong man.
Zemo
Hardly an innocent one.
[Zemo deletes the message]
T'Challa
Is this all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart?
Zemo
[quietly]
My father lived outside the city. I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. I told my wife "Don't worry. They're fighting in the city. We're miles from harm". And the dust cleared... and the screaming stopped... it took me two days until I found their bodies. My father... still holding my wife and son in his arms... and the Avengers?
[Zemo shakes his head]
Zemo
They went home.
[Zemo smiles bitterly]
Zemo
I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But if I could get them to kill each other...
[a flashback: Captain America fights Iron Man]
Zemo
I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man, with a dutiful son.
T'Challa
Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me.
[T'Challa retracts his claws]
T'Challa
Justice will come soon enough.
[Zemo places the gun under his chin and pulls the trigger. T'Challa grabs him and moves the gun away. The bullet misses]
T'Challa
The living are not done with you yet.
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Falcon
Is this stuff coming out of you?
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Zemo
Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car... Soldier?
Bucky Barnes
...Ready to comply.
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Steve Rogers
[letter to Stark]
Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should... So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there.
[Tony looks at a flip phone Steve sent him]
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Winter Soldier
I remember all of them.
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Natasha Romanoff
I know how much Barnes means to you... Stay at home. You'll only make this worse.
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Tony Stark
[to Peter Parker, about Aunt May]
You know, I'm having a hard time believing she's someone's aunt.
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Steve Rogers
I'm sorry, Nat. I can't sign it.
Natasha Romanoff
I know.
Steve Rogers
Then why did you come here?
Natasha Romanoff
Because I didn't want you to be alone.
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Natasha Romanoff
Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
Sam Wilson
Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
Natasha Romanoff
Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?
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Steve Rogers
He said 'Bucky' and suddenly I was that 16-year-old boy from Brooklyn again.
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Bucky Barnes
Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.
Steve Rogers
You can't read that in a museum.
Sam Wilson
Just like that, we're supposed to be cool?
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Iron Man
Yeah, I detected that too...
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Steve Rogers
I didn't know it was him...
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Vision
Our very strength incites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe.
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Steve Rogers
You remember that time we had to ride back from Rockaway Beach in the back of that freezer truck?
Steve Rogers
You blew three bucks trying to win that stuffed bear for a redhead.
Bucky Barnes
What was her name again?
Steve Rogers
Dolores. You called her Dot.
Bucky Barnes
She's gotta be a hundred years old right now...
Steve Rogers
So are we, pal.
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Natasha Romanoff
Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.
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Clint Barton
The futurist is here, gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not.
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Steve Rogers
I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.
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Winter Soldier
I didn't kill your father.
Black Panther
Then why did you run?
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Wanda Maximoff
I can't control their fear. Only my own.
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T'Challa
In my culture, death is not the end. It's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veld where... you can run forever.
Natasha Romanoff
That sounds very peaceful.
T'Challa
My father thought so. I am not my father.
Natasha Romanoff
T'Challa, Task Force will decide who brings in Barnes.
T'Challa
Don't bother, Ms. Romanoff. I'll kill him myself.
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[while talking to Steve Rogers, Tony Stark notices Bucky Barnes still pointing his rifle at him]
Tony Stark
Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. We're on a truce. Put the gun down.
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Falcon
What do we do?
Captain America
We fight.
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[calms himself]
Tony Stark
I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.
Captain America
You did that when you signed.
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Vision
A pinch of paprika... A pinch...
Wanda Maximoff
Is that Paprikash?
Vision
I thought it might lift your spirits.
Vision
In my defence, I haven't actually eaten anything before, so... please... Wanda?
Wanda Maximoff
Hmm?
Vision
No one dislikes you.
Vision
Oh you're welcome. No. It's ah... involuntary response in their amygdala that can't help but being afraid of you.
Wanda Maximoff
Are you?
Vision
My amygdala is synthetic, so...
[swirling fingers with magic]
Wanda Maximoff
. I am something else. And still me, I think. But that's not what everyone else sees.
Vision
Do you know, I don't know what this is
[point at mind gem on his forehead]
Vision
. Not really. I know it's not of this world. But it powered Loki staff, gave you your abilities. But its true nature is a mystery. And yet, it is part of me.
Wanda Maximoff
Are you afraid of it?
Vision
I wish to understand it. The more I do the less it controls me. One day, who knows, I may even control it.
Wanda Maximoff
[Back at Vision's cooking]
I don't know what's in this but it's not paprika. I'm gonna go to the store i'll be back in 20 minutes.
Vision
Alternatively, we could order a pizza?
Wanda Maximoff
Vision, are you not letting me leave?
Vision
...It is a question of safety.
Wanda Maximoff
I can protect myself.
Vision
Not yours. Mr. Stark would like to avoid the possibility of another public incident. Until the Accords are a more secured foundation.
Wanda Maximoff
...And what do you want?
Vision
For people to see you... as I do.
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Zemo
An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead... forever.
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Everett K. Ross
Meals at 8 and 5. Toilet privileges twice a day. Raise your voice, zap. Touch the glass, zap. You step outta line, you deal with me. Please, step outta line.
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Iron Man
Ross doesn't know I'm here. I'd rather like to keep it that way, otherwise I gotta arrest myself.
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Tony Stark
[after Rhodes is attacked, to Steve]
I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you.
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Tony Stark
MOVE!
Steve Rogers
IT WASN'T HIM!
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Tony Stark
They're comin' for ya.
Natasha Romanoff
I'm not the one that needs to watch their back.
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Tony Stark
I saw how dangerous my weapons were in the wrong hands, so I took control.
Steve Rogers
You chose to do that. If we sign these accords, it takes away our right to choose.
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Zemo
Mission Report: December 16, 1991.
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[from Super Bowl trailer]
Tony Stark
You chose the wrong side.
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Captain America
Do you know me?
Bucky Barnes
You're Steve. I read about you at the museum.
Captain America
I know you're nervous and you have plenty of reason to be, but you're lying.
Bucky Barnes
I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.
Captain America
Well, the people who think you did are coming here now and they're not planning on taking you alive.
Bucky Barnes
That's smart. Good strategy.
Captain America
This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.
Bucky Barnes
It always ends in a fight.
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Bucky Barnes
You're Steve. I read about you at the museum.
Steve Rogers
I know you're nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying.
Bucky Barnes
I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.
Steve Rogers
Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive.
Bucky Barnes
That's smart. Good strategy.
Steve Rogers
This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.
Bucky Barnes
It always ends in a fight.
Steve Rogers
YOU pulled me from the river. Why?
Bucky Barnes
I don't know.
Steve Rogers
Yes, you do.
[Shots fired into the room]
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Tony Stark
Why are you doing this, huh? What's your MO? I've got to know, what gets you out of that twin bed every morning?
Peter Parker
Because... because, I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for six months. I read books, I build computers, and I would love to play football, but I couldn't then so I shouldn't be able to now...
Tony Stark
Right, because you're different
Peter Parker
Yeah, but I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.
[thinking]
Peter Parker
When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.
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Lt. Col. James Rhodes
Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor, which is one more than you have.
Sam Wilson
So let's say we agreed to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they lojack us like a bunch of common criminals?
Lt. Col. James Rhodes
117 countries wanna sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, "Nah, it's cool."
Sam Wilson
How long are you gonna play both sides?
Vision
I have an equation.
Vision
In the 8 years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, a number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurable rate.
Steve Rogers
Are you saying it's our fault?
Vision
I'm saying there may be a causality. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe. Oversight... Oversight is not an idea that can be dismissed out of hand.
Lt. Col. James Rhodes
Boom!
Natasha Romanoff
Tony? You are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.
Steve Rogers
That's 'cause he's already made up his mind.
Tony Stark
Boy, you know me so well. Actually, I'm nursing an electromagnetic headache. That's what's going on, Cap. It's just pain. It's discomfort. Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a Bed and Breakfast for a biker gang?
[puts phone on table, screen pops up]
Tony Stark
Oh, that's Charles Spencer, by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA. Had a floor-level gig, an intel plan for the fall. But first he wanted to put a few miles on his soul before he parked it behind a desk. See the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't wanna go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor. Guess where: Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference, I suppose. I mean, we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kickin' ass... There's no decision-making process here. We need to be put in check! And whatever form that takes, I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.
Steve Rogers
Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.
Tony Stark
Who said we're giving up?
Steve Rogers
We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame.
Lt. Col. James Rhodes
Sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council, it's not S.H.I.E.L.D., it's not Hydra.
Steve Rogers
No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change.
Tony Stark
That's good! That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down. Stopped manufacturing.
Steve Rogers
Tony, you *chose* to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to choose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there's somewhere we need to go and they don't let us? We may not be perfect but the safest hands are still our own.
Tony Stark
If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later. That's the fact. That won't be pretty.
Wanda Maximoff
You're saying they'll come for me.
Vision
We would protect you.
Natasha Romanoff
Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still steer. If we take it off...
Sam Wilson
Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?
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Steve Rogers
Are you sure about this?
T'Challa
Your friend and my father, they were both victims. If I can help one of them find peace...
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Tell me, Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? 'Cause you can bet if I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton warheads, there'd be consequences.
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Steve Rogers
Tony, we used to be a family.
Tony Stark
I don't care.
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Captain America
This isn't gonna change what happened.
Iron Man
I don't care. He killed my mom.
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Steve Rogers
Who else signed it?
Natasha Romanoff
Tony, Rhody, Vision.
Steve Rogers
Clint?
Natasha Romanoff
Said he's retired.
Steve Rogers
Wanda?
Natasha Romanoff
TBD... I'm off to Vienna for the signing of the Accords. There's plenty of room on the jet. Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important that how we stay together.
Steve Rogers
What are we giving up to do it?... Sorry, Nat. I can't sign it.
Natasha Romanoff
I know...
Steve Rogers
Well, then... what are you doing here?
Natasha Romanoff
I didn't want you to be alone.
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T'Challa
Let them try.
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[pounds the window in a rage]
Clint Barton
There's a chance he's gonna break it!
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Howard Stark
You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.
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Zemo
When S.H.I.E.L.D. fell, Black Widow released Hydra files to the public. Millions of pages. Much of it encrypted, not easy to decipher, but... I have experience... and patience. A man can do anything if he has those.
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[from trailer]
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[last lines]
May Parker
[off-screen] Who was it? Who hit you?
Peter Parker
[fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark] Some guy... so itchy man, God.
May Parker
[off-screen] What's "some guy's" name?
Peter Parker
Uhh, Steve!
[webshooter emits a light; Peter is amazed]
May Parker
[off-screen] Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?
Peter Parker
No, no, no, you don't know him, he's from Brooklyn.
[Peter hides webshooter light under his arm as May enters]
Peter Parker
[feigning pain] Ouch.
May Parker
Well, I hope you got a few good licks in.
[hands Peter an ice pack wrapped in a towel]
Peter Parker
Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.
May Parker
Okay.
Peter Parker
His friend was huge, like HUGE!
[presses ice pack to black eye while hiding webshooter]
Peter Parker
That's way better, thank you.
May Parker
Okay, tough guy.
[leaves to exit]
Peter Parker
Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?
[May shuts Peter's door]
Peter Parker
[Peter unveils webshooter light and shines it onto his ceiling, projecting the Spider Symbol. Peter smiles]
Title Card reads
Spider-Man will return
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Lieutenant James Rhodes
[cracks up]
Yes. This is... this is Tony Stank. You're in the right place. Thank you for that!
[to Tony]
Lieutenant James Rhodes
Never dropping that, by the way.
[while walking off]
Lieutenant James Rhodes
Table for one, Mr. Stank. Please by the bathroom.
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Captain America
We need to draw out the flyers... I'll take Vision. You get to the jet.
Falcon
[being chased by War Machine]
No, you get to the jet! Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here!
Hawkeye
As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.
Captain America
Alright, Sam. What's the plan?
Falcon
We need a diversion. Something big!
Ant-Man
I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Captain America
You sure about this, Scott?
Ant-Man
I do it all the time. I mean, once... In a lab. And I passed out.
[breathes deeply]
Ant-Man
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss...
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Everett K. Ross
So how does it feel? To spend all that time, all that effort, and to see it fail so spectacularly?
Zemo
Did it?
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Hawkeye
As much as I hate to admit it, if we're going to win this fight, some of us might have to lose it.
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Natasha Romanoff
You know what's about to happen. Do you really wanna punch your way out of this?
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Steve Rogers
You're alright?
Natasha Romanoff
Uh. Yeah. Thanks. I got lucky.
[Nat notices sirens from Cap's cellphone, indicating he's around the area]
Natasha Romanoff
... I know how much Barnes means to you. I really do... Stay home. You'll only make this worse for all of us. Please.
Steve Rogers
Are you saying you'll arrest me?
Natasha Romanoff
No... Someone will. If you interfere. That's how it works now.
Steve Rogers
If he's this far gone, Nat. I should be the one to bring him in.
Natasha Romanoff
Why?
Steve Rogers
Cause I'm the one least likely to die trying.
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Iron Man
You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!
[exits]
Spider-Man
Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...
[tries to get up; collapses]
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Tony Stark
We need to be put in check. Whatever form that takes, I'm game.
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Bucky Barnes
What's gonna happen to your friends?
Captain America
Whatever it is... I'll deal with it.
Bucky Barnes
I don't know if I'm worth all this to you.
Captain America
What you did all those years, it wasn't you. You didn't have a choice.
Bucky Barnes
I know... but I did it.
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Wanda Maximoff
What about the gas?
Steve Rogers
Get it out.
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Zemo
[to Captain America]
I've thought about nothing else for over a year. I studied you, I followed you, but now that you're standing here I just realized... there's a bit of green in the blue of your eyes.
[chuckles]
Zemo
How nice to find a flaw.
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Huh. Five years ago, I had a heart attack. I dropped right in the middle of my backswing. Turned out it was the best round of my life because after thirteen hours of surgery and a triple bypass, I have found something forty years in the army had never taught me... perspective. The world owes the Avengers an unpayable debt. You have fought for us, protected us, risked your lives. But while a great many people see you as heroes, there are some who would prefer the word "vigilantes".
Natasha Romanoff
And what word would you use, Mr. Secretary?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
How about "dangerous"? What would you call a group of US based, enhanced individuals who routinely ignore sovereign borders and inflict their will wherever they choose and who, frankly, seem unconcerned with what they leave behind? New York, Washington D.C., Sokovia, Lagos...
Steve Rogers
Okay. That's enough.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
In the past four years, you've operated with unlimited power and no supervision. That's an arrangement the governments of the world can no longer tolerate.
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T'Challa
Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.
King T'Chaka
Unless you need to move a piano.
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Scott Lang
[after Giant-Man is defeated and reverted back to normal size]
Does anybody have any orange slices?
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Black Widow
Thank you.
Black Widow
I'm not thanking that.
Sam Wilson
Aw, come on. Touch it, give it a kiss.
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King T'Chaka
Our people's blood is spilled on foreign soil. Not only because of the actions of criminals, but by the indifference of those pledged to stop them. Victory at the expense of the innocent is no victory at all.
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Spider-Man
Nobody.
Tony Stark
Not even your unusualy attractive aunt.
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Brock Rumlow
You know he knew you. Your pal, your buddy, your Bucky.
Captain America
What did you say?
Brock Rumlow
He remembered you. I was there. He got all weepy about it 'til they put his brain back in a blender. He wanted you to know something. He said to me, ''Please tell Rogers... When you gotta go, you gotta go.'' And you're comin' with me.
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Ant-Man
Look, I really don't want to hurt you.
Black Widow
I wouldn't stress about it.
[beats up Ant-Man]
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Sam Wilson
How long are you gonna play both sides?
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Steve Rogers
I'm not getting that shield back, am I?
Natasha Romanoff
Technically it's the government's property. The wings, too.
Sam Wilson
That's cold.
Tony Stark
Warmer than jail!
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Everett K. Ross
Lawyer, that's funny. See their weapons are placed in lockup. We'll write you a receipt.
Sam Wilson
I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that.
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Maria Stark
Be nice, dear. He's been studying abroad.
Howard Stark
Really, which broad?
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Brock Rumlow
[takes off mask in defeat allowing Steve to see his face for the first time]
You know, I think I look pretty good, all things considered.
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Captain America
You're Sokovian. Is that what this is about?
Zemo
Sokovia was a failed state long before you blew it to hell. No. I'm here because I made a promise.
Captain America
You lost someone.
Zemo
I lost everyone. And so will you.
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Miriam
They say there is a correlation between generosity and guilt.
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Tony Stark
If we don't do this, it will be done to us.
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Security Chief
Move, or you will be moved.
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Bucky Barnes
I am not the only Winter Soldier.
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Bucky Barnes
What the hell is that?
Sam Wilson
Everyone's got a gimmick now!
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Captain America
All right, Sam. What's the play?
Falcon
We need a diversion. Something big.
Ant-Man
I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Bucky Barnes
He's gonna tear himself in half?
Captain America
You sure about this, Scott?
Ant-Man
I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!
Captain America
I guess that's the signal.
Falcon
Way to go, Tic Tac!
Iron Man
Give me back my Rhodey.
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King T'Chaka
When stolen Wakandan vibranium was used to make a terrible weapon, we in Wakanda were forced to question our legacy. Those men and women killed in Nigeria were part of a goodwill mission from a country too long in the shadows. We will not however, let misfortune drive us back. We will fight to improve the world we wish to join.
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[first lines]
Karpov
[in Russian; reading from a book]
Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car.
[shuts book]
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Steve Rogers
Who are you? What do you want?
Zemo
To see an empire fall.
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Vision
Captain Rogers! I know you believe what you are doing is right, but for the collective good, you must surrender now.
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Ant-Man
Yeah. No, I'm good. I'm good Arrow Guy. Let's go, let's go!
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Black Widow
Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still drive. If we take it off...
Sam Wilson
Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?
Black Widow
I'm just... I'm reading the terrain. We have made some very public mistakes. We need to win their trust back.
Iron Man
Focus up. I'm sorry... did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?
Black Widow
Oh I want to take it back now.
Iron Man
No, no no. You can't retract it.
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Black Panther
Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.
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Captain America
How about our other recruit?
Hawkeye
He's rarin' to go. Had to put a little coffee in him, but... he should be good.
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Iron Man
Stand down. Last warning.
Captain America
I could do this all day.
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Scott Lang
Does anyone have any orange slices?
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Stark? Did he give you anything on Rogers?
Iron Man
Nope. Told me to go to hell. I'm going back to the compound instead, but you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink.
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Wanda Maximoff
Oh, my god! What are you doing here?
Clint Barton
Disappointing my kids. I'm supposed to go waterskiing. Cap needs our help. Come on.
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Natasha Romanoff
Steve's not gonna stop. If you don't either, Rhodey's gonna be the best-case scenario.
Tony Stark
You let them go, Nat.
Natasha Romanoff
We played this wrong.
Tony Stark
We? Boy, it must be hard to shake the whole double agent thing, huh? It sticks in the DNA.
Natasha Romanoff
Are you incapable of letting go of your ego for one god damn second?
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Iron Man
My left arm is numb. Is that normal?
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Hawkeye
Okay, we gotta go. It's this way.
Wanda Maximoff
I've caused enough problems.
Hawkeye
You gotta help me, Wanda. Look, you wanna mope, can go to high school. You wanna make amends, you get off your ass.
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Falcon
You're the good cop, now?
Iron Man
I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went.
Falcon
Well, you'd better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass to get information out of me.
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Sharon Carter
My mom tried to talk me out of enlisting, but, um, not Aunt Peggy. She bought me my first thigh holster.
Steve Rogers
Very practical.
Sharon Carter
And stylish.
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Steve Rogers
CIA has you stationed over here now?
Sharon Carter
Berlin. Joint Terrorism Task Force.
Steve Rogers
Right. Right. Sounds fun.
Sharon Carter
I know, right?
Steve Rogers
I've been meaning to ask you. When you were spying on me from across the hall...
Sharon Carter
You mean when I was doing my job.
Steve Rogers
Did Peggy know?
Sharon Carter
She kept so many secrets. I didn't want her to have one from you.
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Steve Rogers
Why would the Task Force release this photo to begin with?
Sharon Carter
Get the word out, involve as many eyes as we can?
Steve Rogers
Right. It's a good way to flush a guy out of hiding. Set off a bomb, get your picture taken. Get seven billion people looking for the Winter Soldier.
Sharon Carter
You're saying someone framed him to find him?
Sam Wilson
Steve, we looked for the guy for two years and found nothing.
Steve Rogers
We didn't bomb the UN. That turns a lot of heads.
Sharon Carter
Yeah, but that doesn't guarantee that whoever framed him would get him. It guarantees that we would.
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Sharon Carter
Not sure you understand the concept of a getaway car.
Steve Rogers
It's low-profile.
Sharon Carter
[revealing his and Falcon's armor in her trunk]
Good, because this stuff tends to draw a crowd.
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Bucky Barnes
We should get moving.
Clint Barton
We got a chopper lined up.
Sam Wilson
Stark.
Scott Lang
Stark?
Steve Rogers
Suit up.
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Ant-Man
Hey, Cap, heads up!
[tossing him a miniaturized fuel truck]
[as the two meet in mid-air, the truck returns to normal size]
War Machine
Oh, come on!
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Clint Barton
Cap.
Steve Rogers
You know I wouldn't have called if I had any other choice.
Clint Barton
Hey, man, you're doing me a favor. Besides, I owe a debt.
Steve Rogers
Thanks for having my back.
Wanda Maximoff
It was time to get off my ass.
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Friday
Targeting systems knackered, boss.
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Steve Rogers
All right, what do you see?
Wanda Maximoff
Standard beat cops. Small station. Quiet street. It's a good target.
Steve Rogers
There's an ATM on the south corner, which means?
Wanda Maximoff
Cameras.
Steve Rogers
Both cross-streets are one-way.
Wanda Maximoff
So, compromised escape routes.
Steve Rogers
Means our guy doesn't care about being seen. He isn't afraid to make a mess on the way out. You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?
Wanda Maximoff
Yeah, the red one? It's cute.
Natasha Romanoff
It's also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Probably us.
Wanda Maximoff
You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?
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Steve Rogers
Eyes on target, folks. This is the best lead we've had on Rumlow in six months. I don't want to lose him.
Falcon
If he sees us coming, that won't be a problem. He kind of hates us.
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Friday
The Task Force called for a psychiatrist as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man.
Tony Stark
Did you run facial recognition yet?
Friday
What do I look like?
Tony Stark
Uh, I don't know. I've been picturing a redhead.
Friday
You must be thinking of someone else.
Tony Stark
Must be.
Friday
The fake doctor is actually Colonel Helmut Zemo. Sokovian Intelligence. Zemo ran Echo Scorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad.
Tony Stark
So what happened to the real Broussard?
Friday
He was found dead in a Berlin hotel room. Where police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes.
Tony Stark
Son of a bitch. Get this to Ross.
Friday
Yes, boss.
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War Machine
[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]
Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, you're in the right place.
[to driver]
War Machine
Thank you for that!
[to Tony]
War Machine
Never dropping that, by the way. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom.
Tony Stark
[Chuckles]
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Miriam
I work for the State Department. Human Resources. I know it's boring, but it enabled me to raise a son. I'm very proud of what he grew up to be.
[thrusting a photograph into Tony's chest]
Miriam
HIs name was Charlie Spencer. You murdered him. In Sokovia. Not that that matters in the least to you. You think you fight for us? You just fight for yourself. Who's going to avenge my son, Stark? He's dead... and I blame you.
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Zemo
HYDRA deserves its place on the ash heap. So your death would not bother me. But I'd have to use this book... and other bloodier methods to find what I need. I don't look forward to that. You'd only be dying for... your pride.
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Steve Rogers
I owe you again.
Sharon Carter
Keeping a list.
[glancing at Bucky]
Sharon Carter
You know, he kinda tried to kill me.
Steve Rogers
Sorry. I'll put it on the list, too. They're gonna come looking for you.
Sharon Carter
I know.
Steve Rogers
Thank you, Sharon.
Steve Rogers
Late.
Sharon Carter
Damn right.
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Tony Stark
All right, we're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us, now, because it's us, or a squad of J-SOC guys with no compunction about being impolite.
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Spider-Man
Hey, guys, something...
War Machine
[Ant-Man returns to full size, knocking Spider-Man down]
Whoa. What-what the hell was that?
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Iron Man
Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.
Wanda Maximoff
You locked me in my room.
Iron Man
Okay, first, that's an exaggeration. Second, I did it to protect you. Hey, Clint.
Hawkeye
Hey, man.
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Tony Stark
Well, I just knocked the "A" out of their AV. We got about thirty seconds before they realize it's not their equipment.
Tony Stark
Just look. Because that...
[showing Broussard's photo to Sam]
Tony Stark
...is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong.
Sam Wilson
That's a first.
Tony Stark
Cap is definitely off the reservation, but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to...
Sam Wilson
Hey, it's all right.
[sighing]
Sam Wilson
Look, I'll tell you. But you have to go alone and as a friend.
Tony Stark
Easy.
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Natasha Romanoff
Is this part of the plan?
Iron Man
Well, my plan was go easy on them. You wanna switch it up?
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War Machine
Sorry, Cap, this won't kill you, but it ain't gonna tickle, either.
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Iron Man
All right, there's two on the parking deck. One of them's Maximoff. I'm gonna grab her. Rhodey, you wanna take Cap?
War Machine
Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.
Black Panther
Barnes is mine.
Spider-Man
Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?
Iron Man
What we discussed. Keep your distance, web 'em up.
Spider-Man
Okay, copy that.
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Steve Rogers
Sam... see that garbage truck? Tag it.
[seeing the feed]
Falcon
That truck's loaded for max weight. And the driver's armed.
Natasha Romanoff
It's a battering ram.
Steve Rogers
Go now.
Wanda Maximoff
What?
Steve Rogers
He's not hitting the police.
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Wanda Maximoff
It's my fault.
Steve Rogers
That's not true.
Wanda Maximoff
Turn the TV back on. They're being very specific.
Steve Rogers
I should've clocked that bomb vest long before you had to deal with it.
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T'Challa
I suppose neither of us is used to the spotlight.
Natasha Romanoff
Oh, well, it's not always so flattering.
T'Challa
You seem to be doing all right so far. Considering your last trip to Capitol Hill, I wouldn't think you'd be particularly comfortable in this company.
Natasha Romanoff
Well, I'm not.
T'Challa
And that alone makes me glad you are here, Ms. Romanoff.
Natasha Romanoff
Why? You don't approve of all this?
T'Challa
The Accords, yes. The politics, not really.
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War Machine
Congratulations, Cap. You're a criminal.
[Black Panther surrenders and removes his mask]
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Zemo
Tell me, Bucky. You've seen a great deal, haven't you?
Bucky Barnes
I don't wanna talk about it.
Zemo
You fear that if you open your mouth, the horrors might never stop. Don't worry. We only have to talk about one.
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
I don't suppose you have any idea where they are?
Tony Stark
We will. GSG 9's got the borders covered. Recon's flying 24/7. They'll get a hit. We'll handle it.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
You don't get it, Stark. It's not yours to handle. It's clear you can't be objective. I'm putting Special Ops on this.
Natasha Romanoff
What happens when the shooting starts? What, do you kill Steve Rogers?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
If we're provoked. Barnes would've been eliminated in Romania if it wasn't for Rogers. There are dead people who would be alive now. Feel free to check my math.
Tony Stark
All due respect, you're not gonna solve this with boys and bullets, Ross. You gotta let us bring them in.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
How would that end any differently than last time?
Tony Stark
Because this time, I won't be wearing loafters and a silk shirt. 72 hours, guaranteed.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
36 hours. Barnes. Rogers. Wilson.
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Tony Stark
36 hours. Jeez.
Natasha Romanoff
We're seriously understaffed.
Tony Stark
Oh, yeah. It'd be great if we had a Hulk right about now. Any shot?
Natasha Romanoff
You really think he'd be on our side?
Tony Stark
No.
Natasha Romanoff
I have an idea.
Tony Stark
Me, too. Where's yours?
Natasha Romanoff
Downstairs. Where's yours?
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Tony Stark
Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?
Captain America
You're after the wrong guy.
Tony Stark
Your judgment is askew. Your old war buddy killed innocent people yesterday.
Captain America
And there are five more supersoldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.
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Zemo
If it's any comfort, they died in their sleep. Did you really think I wanted more of you?
Bucky Barnes
What the hell?
Zemo
I'm grateful to them, though. They brought you here.
[a light turns on, revealing Zemo; Cap throws his shield, but it rebounds back]
Zemo
Please, Captain. The Soviets built this chamber to withstand the launch blast of UR-100 rockets.
Iron Man
I'm betting I could beat that.
Zemo
Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark. Given time. But then you'd never know why you came.
Captain America
You killed innocent people in Vienna just to bring us here?
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T'Challa
Everybody, get down!
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Vision
Please consider the consequences of your actions.
Clint Barton
Okay, they're considered.
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Maria Stark
[singing] Try to remember, The kind of September, When grass was green . . .
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Maria Stark
Your father's flying us to the Bahamas for a little getaway.
Howard Stark
We might have to make a quick stop.
Tony Stark
At the Pentagon. Right? Don't worry, you're gonna love the holiday menu at the commissary.
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Maria Stark
[Howard Stark walks out of the room] He does miss you when you are not here. And frankly, you're going to miss us. Because this is the last time we're all going to be together. You know what's about to happen. Say something. If you don't, you'll regret it.
Tony Stark
[Howard walks back in] I love you, Dad. And I know you did the best you could.
[Howard and Maria Stark exit, older Tony Stark appears]
Tony Stark
That's how I wished it happened.
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Crossbones
I don't work like that no more.
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Howard Stark
Do me a favor? Try not to burn the house down before Monday.
Tony Stark
Okay, so it's Monday. That is good to know. I will plan my toga party accordingly.
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Steve Rogers
It's on me.
Wanda Maximoff
It's on both of us.
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Talk it over.
Natasha Romanoff
And if we come to a decision you don't like?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Then you retire.
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Compromise. Reassurance. That's how the world works.
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Tony Stark
As of this moment, every student has been made an equal recipient of the Inaugural September Foundation Grant. As in: all of your projects have just been approved and funded. No strings. No taxes. Just re-frame the future! Starting now. Go break some eggs.
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Steve Rogers
Which Bucky am I talking to?
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Natasha Romanoff
For the record, this is what making things worse looks like.
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Captain America
Buck, stop!
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Bucky Barnes
They speak 30 languages, can hide in plain sight, infiltrate, assassinate, destabilize, They can take a whole country down in one night. You'd never see them coming.
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Tony Stark
Who else knows? Anybody?
Peter Parker
Nobody.
Tony Stark
Not even your unusually attractive Aunt?
Peter Parker
No. No, no. No, no. If she knew, she would freak out. And when she freaks out, I freak out.
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Steve Rogers
We're on our own.
Sam Wilson
Maybe not. I know a guy.
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May Parker
You didn't tell me anything. What's up with that? You keeping secrets from me now?
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Tony Stark
So you wanna look out for the little guy? You wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?
Peter Parker
Yeah. Yeah just looking out for the little guy. That's - that's what it is.
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Tony Stark
You're in dire need of an upgrade. Systemic, top to bottom. 100-point restoration. That's why I'm here.
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Black Widow
I said I'd help you find him, not catch him. There's a difference.
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Tony Stark
Might be a little dangerous. Better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking you on a field trip.
Peter Parker
Don't tell Aunt May.
Tony Stark
Alright, Spider-Man.
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Clint Barton
You knew they'd put us somewhere, Tony.
Tony Stark
Yeah, but not some super-max floating ocean pokey. You know, this place is for maniacs. This is a place for . . .
Clint Barton
Criminals? Criminals, Tony. Think that's the word you're looking for. Right?
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MIT Professor
I have got this killer idea for a self-cooking hot dog. Basically, chemical detonator embedded...
Tony Stark
Restroom's this way, yeah?
MIT Professor
Yeah. Embedded in the meat shaft.
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