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Darnell Lewis
When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!
James King
Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
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Darnell Lewis
Let's see your mad dog face!
[King bursts into tears]
Darnell Lewis
What are you doing, James?
James King
Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...
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[from trailer]
Rita Lewis
What reason did you give to him, to assume you went to jail?
Darnell Lewis
I was being black!
Rita Lewis
You're not exactly a thug, Darnell!
Darnell Lewis
All I got to do is talk a little deeper. "Hey, bitch, don't walk away from me!"
Rita Lewis
[slaps Darnell]
What the hell did you just say to me? What is wrong with you?
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Darnell Lewis
When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
James King
I think that's more of a Yale thing.
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James King
My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
Darnell Lewis
Hell yeah, it's bad!
James King
Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!
James King
Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!
[pause]
Darnell Lewis
See you tomorrow, convict.
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[prison yard training]
Darnell Lewis
Go back to where you belong!
James King
I don't know where I belong!
Darnell Lewis
I know where you belong... you belong with me!
[smiles at King]
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Martin
I built this company with my two own hands. Just me, that computer and an eight million dollar loan from my father.
James King
You really did it all on your own.
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Darnell Lewis
You know what? I got something to say to you all since I'm guessing this is the first time you've been forced to listen to a black man. You know maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down. Black people ain't tryin' to hurt you. I mean technically I am right now but that's only because of what you were trying to do to the white guy. Think about that. Google "I Have A Dream" assholes.
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[from trailer]
Darnell Lewis
This ain't no longer your house, man! We in San Quentin now!
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[stands naked in his garden]
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James King
My real father never had time for me. He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the Bin Ladens. Of course, that was before. I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but had no idea...
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James King
I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
Darnell Lewis
That's great. I'll tell the others.
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James King
For the love of Alan Greenspan!
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James King
Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents - who I fucked.
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